Derp My Life

"Uhg...Just like....Hold onto the bars....and....keep your arms in the cart at all times.....and....don't throw anything...and stuff..."

The valley-girl pony directed us to the hot red carts, the two seater carts lined up in the station before take off.
"Mhmm...Let's get the front!" Vinyl shouted as she grabbed my hand and pulled me up to the first cart, a little devil character smiling on the front of the cart.

I sat down in the right seat, Vinyl holding my hand as we both were seated.

KTSHHH!

The handle bars lowered down to our knees, our arms still free to move....and of course , Vinyl still eagerly held my hand, her cute red eyes shimmering as she grinned at me. This was that horrible uncomfortable moment in a ride, when you have to wait for everyone to be seated...but luckily, I had Vinyl to entertain me.

"Can I have a kiss?"

I snickered at Vinyl, hoping for her loving attention.
"Awww, come here!" Vinyl giggled as she scooted closer to me, her head leaned closer for a kiss.

TKKTKKTKK!

Suddenly the chain speed lifted up and the cart began to slowly move forward, rising up a steep slope. Our kiss was interrupted
by the ride, I looked over my shoulder and saw Vinyl give me a cute sad pout.

Awwwww! She's so cute!

I quickly leaned closer to her and kissed her on the lips, Vinyl's reaction being to immediately latch her face onto mine.
I blushed as Vinyl locked her lips to mine, the cart continued rising, the bright orange sun beaming on our faces.

"Everypony! Lift your hands!"

A squeaky voiced filly shouted out as the cart reached it's peak, Vinyl and I still continuing to lash our tongues together, ignoring the death defying drop that lied infront of us.

WSHHHH!

I could barely keep still, the great drop was too much for me to handle... I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably as the cart zoomed down the track, making constant turns and corkscrews. Vinyl hugged me tight as the bright red track quickly raced by, the cart lowering down into a deep dark tunnel.

At this point, I couldn't even see Vinyl's face...but I could still feel her embrace and her sloppy wet tongue....

TKDSHHHH!

The ride slowly ceased, rising back up to the entrance of the ride, Vinyl's blushing face still staring at me as the bars lifted off our legs.

"Awwww!"

A crowd of ponies cheered as Vinyl slowly slid her tongue out of my mouth, the warm runny saliva dripping down my lips.
"Hehe, C'mon!" Vinyl blushed as she hopped out of the cart, her smile gracing me as I stood up from the seat. Vinyl immediately hugged my arm as we walked towards the exit....Nothing could kill this amazing moment....Until....That is...

I saw Twilight, Dash, and Derpy waiting outside the exit....

Derp my life...