The Standoff

I nervously panicked as the crowd of ponies shuffled out the exit, me and Vinyl slowly approaching the strange curious faces of Twilight and Derpy. As I would've imagined...Dash doesn't really care if I cheat....but Twilight and Derpy still love me...at least I still hope so!

The exit was a long narrow stretch that lead back to the midway and close to a churro stand.

This is no time for churros Orion... what you choose right here, will be the future of Equestria....

A loud squeaky voice echoed through my head...the raspy voice of.Screwball....

Vinyl and I finally reached the exit, Twilight standing infront of us....awaiting an explanation.

"So...Another one of your special friends?" Twilight snickered, her head jerked left and right as she spoke...almost as if saying," I'ma beat this bitch!"

Orion thought of a lie, and he thought of it quick.....

I heard Screwball's voice echo in my ear again.... my mind racing to a solution to this HELL of a problem.

Twilight sighed and gave me a blank, dull expression...awaiting an answer.

"I am currently trying to solve a problem for a weary widow....who never fu-... I MEAN! Who is feeling depressed..."
I nervously stuttered, hinting for Vinyl to "play along" to this retarted plan I had...

"Does she need a place to stay...?" Twilight's anger look turned into a worried sad look, she then turned to Vinyl.

"Aww, don't worry....We have an extra couch in the living room...." Twilight said as she put her hoof on a cute pouted Vinyl's shoulder. Twilight quickly glared at me....but not an angry glare....she narrowed her eyes and smirked.

"Orion will be sleeping with us..."

Twilight giggled as she happily trotted back to Derpy and Dash buying a churro....