Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

The True Wheel Of Fun

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"Num num num...."

Derpy and I both nibbled the sweet cinnamony churro, Derpy eating from the left end, as I ate from the right end....

Twilight, Dash, and Derpy all waited with me in line for the last ride of the night... the Wheel O' Fun! At this point, everypony else had left...including Vinyl....

Right now as we waited in line, Twilight agreed to let Vinyl move her "crap" in the living room, I was pretty much in the clear to fool around with anypony....well maybe not Vinyl....not yet at least...

"Mmhm..."

Derpy ate more and more, the churro shortening as our lips slowly came closer to eachother's. I blushed and bit down on the final piece of the Mexican delicacy, Derpy still leaning closer to me as we scooted up closer to the ride entrance.
"Hmmh...you know what kinda ride this is...don't you?" Derpy whispered in a seductive voice...I didn't know what she meant...

"Uhg...Please no littering, or jumping during the ride, as for the ride is in current cycle.... We are not responsible for what happens to you, please and thank you everypony..." The engineer said to the four of us in his little operating hut infront of the ride.

OH SNAP!

I finally understood what Derpy meant....this ride was in a isolated room....nopony could see inside the ride.... which means...

"C'mon!" I shouted out as I grabbed Derpy's hoof and Twilight's hoof, walking them inside the giant dark room.

Inside, a giant circular room patted with soft mattress pillows welcomed us, Dash laying down on the comfty cushion, her legs arched open....exposing her pink slit...dripping with anticipation.

"Ohhhoh..." I stuttered as I stared... a quick look was all I needed to get hard, Derpy nuzzling against my erection.

KTTTTTNK!

The large heavy door closed, the only thing visible was Dash's bright colorful mane.
"Mmhm.... I wanna ride first!" Derpy shouted out as I felt her push me down on the soft spongy mattress, the ride slowly beginning to spin as Derpy tugged down on my shorts.

"Hmmh... Twilight! Come here..." I sighed as Twilight's horn glowed. She wobbled towards me and laid her legs down infront of me....She knew what I wanted. Twilight scooted closer to my face, I leaned closer and poked my tongue on her lips.

I wrapped my arms around her thighs as Derpy pulled down my boxers with her mouth....I could tell she wanted to suck on me...

"Mmhm...Dash, get over here and help me eat this.." Derpy moaned as she put her lips on the left side of my head, Dash trotting up and laying down on my legs. I blushed as the ride began spinning faster and faster, leaving a massive euphoric feeling through out my body.

"MMHM!"

All four of us loudly sighed out as I put my wet lips on Twilight's pussy, Dash and Derpy both slobbering all over my dick, tongue kissing together;They both smiled and blushed as they tempted me with their constant tongue kissing, knowing how much I loved it...

SLLSH!

Twilight loudly moaned as I wiggled my tongue against her G-spot. I closed my eyes and blushed as Derpy and Dash both smothering the head with their hot wet tongue.

"Mmmh....So good...." Twilight moaned as drops of cum slowly dripped down my mouth....the warm sticky "Gatorade" liquid splashing in my mouth.

"Ohhh..."

I heard Dash and Derpy sigh out as a chill ran up my spine...I released a huge amount of cum, Dash and Derpy both lapping up the oozing white mess that ran down my shaft.Twilight saw this and quickly climbed down to my dick, her tongue ferociously sloshing against the cum.

"AHEM! THE RIDE IS NOW SLOWLY COMING TO A STOP!"

Twilight, Derpy, and Dash all kissed my dick before laying down on the soft cushion....

I quickly pulled my shorts and boxers up... the ride slowly halting to a stop.

KDSHHH!

The loud screaming brakes were the last sound heard in the dark, after that the door slowly opened and the beautiful moonlight shined through... The four of us kept quiet as we exited...not even caring about the sticky wet mess we had left.

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