Derp My Life

SLLCH!

Screwball and Twilight both smiled at me as they wiped their mouths, my sticky white mess still hanging off their lips.
Mhmm...That does taste good...
Screwball blushed as she hugged me, her arms tightly latching around my waist as Twilight pulled up my boxers and shorts.

"Mhmm, next time I'll let you have all of it..." Twilight giggled as she winked at me, her cute blushing face disappearing as she walked out the door.

KTNK!

The door closed loudly, Screwball immediately grinned up at me as Twilight left, her cute curly purple hair bouncing as she jumped off the bed.
"So...I take it your going to be staying with us...?"

Screwball turned and gave me a blank dull expression, her purple eyes cycling faster.

Yes....and I'm afraid one mare will leave....Bummer yes....

"W-What!?"

Oh, it's nothing....besides...I also see a very kinky orgy in your future....

Screwball giggled obnoxiously as she trotted out the door, her smiling face gracing me as she left.

KTNK!

I sat there....just thinking about who could leave....or if she's just lying again.....whatever....I'm hungry...
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DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK! DUNK!

Twilight handed out a plate to all 5 of us, containing:
2 Pancakes
A Respectable Amount of Hash Browns
2 Orange Slices...?

"HeheWUAH!?

I was shocked to see the orange slices instead of eggs, Twilight noticed my reaction and smiled at me.
"I wanna make sure you have a healthy diet, a little fruit each day will keep you strong!"

I blushed as Twilight kissed my cheek, her warm lips gracing my right cheek in a touching moment.
AWWWWW!

Twilight sat down next to me on the right, Screwball sitting to the left of me, smiling at me as her food steamed infront of her. Derpy and I immediately had the same idea when Vinyl handed out the forks....

NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!

I quickly ate hash browns, shoveling fork full after fork full of the crispy salty potatoes....
Next was the pancakes....

WHERE IS THE FREAKIN SYRUP!?

Me and Derpy both yelled out, us both staring at eachother in this touching moment...

"Awww, I love you!"

Derpy happily shouted out, her beautiful eyes fluttering and her grin spreading as far as a mile...

Then.....that's when I got the idea...

KSHHHING!

"I DROPPED MY FORK, I WILL GET IT!"

Derpy blushed and smiled, leaning back against her chair as I crawled under the jade green tablecloth.
I blushed as I stared at Derpy's legs, slowly opening to expose her soaked cunt...glistening with pre-cum.
"Wow..." I thought thought to myself as I leaned in closer, my lips slowly coming closer to her "lips."

SMMMMK!

A slight sound emitted as I put my lips on her pussy, Derpy immediately flinching and tightening her thighs around my face.... I had to make her cum fast....

"Hey Twilight, could you pour the syrup on my pancakes...I can't...."

Derpy stopped and sighed, the pleasure of my tongue whirling around her lips getting to her...

"Um...okay..." Twilight curiously replied back, I guess she hadn't caught on yet....

Oh well....

I continued eating Derpy, sloshing my tongue against her G-spot....Thus setting the happy pony into climax....

"OHH! RIGHT THERE!"

Derpy cried out as her cum splashed out in my mouth, not missing a single drop of her delicious banana muffin juice.

SLLLSHHH...

Derpy's cum ceased...the delicious sticky mess still on my mouth....

"Oh....Um..yes.... right there is enough syrup....hehe..."

Derpy stalled as I grabbed my fork and sat back to my chair, tweadiling my thumbs innocently...

KTTTTNK!'

Everypony turned to face Vinyl...who erupted in a sudden movement...her hoofs slammed against the table as she glared at Screwball....

"I'm sorry...But I can't be in this crazy 5 mare relationship.....I-....I'll be back...."

Vinyl sighed....slowly walking out the front door....an awkward moment settling at the table....

Damn....