Derp My Life

"Meh..."

I sighed as I rolled around on the couch, Twilight in the kitchen cleaning up the breakfast mess...It had been 10 minuets since Vinyl decided to take a walk outside... I don't know if she knew that I could see her from the window in Twilight's room...
"Aww, Twilight I'm bored!" I sighed out loudly, sounding like an annoying 7-year old who didn't know what to do with his time..

Twilight's horn glowed as she trotted to the sink, the 6 plates on the table glowing with an purple aurora, stacking in the air and flying into the sink.
"Why don't you have fun with Derpy and Dash upstairs...or help Screwball in the shower..."

Twilight giggled as she trotted to me, an overall happy grin spreading across her face as she sat on my legs...Twilight, like the other ponies, weren't really heavy...like 10-15.lbs most, so I didn't mind her sitting on me.

"Ehem..Just..let me get comfy..."

Twilight sighed as she stretched on me, her arms latching around my back, and her head laid down on my chest, a few inches away from my face. I leaned up, Twilight blushing and giving me a big grin as my face came closer to hers, her warm lips already touching mine.

HELLO EVERYPONY!

Twilight and I both quickly panicked as the squeaky loud voice of Pinkie echoed through the quiet library.
"Hi Twilight! Hi Orion! What are you two doing!?" Pinkie shouted to us, even though...we were right infront of her face....

" We are....playing a game..."

Twilight quickly sighed out to Pinkie, giving one of those "bullshit answers" your parents used to tell you, like "Where babies come from?" or "Where's the beef?"...It's better not to tell kids the truth...or in this case..Pinkie....

"Twilight, I'm not stupid! I know what couples do....Or at least what Rarity says happens...Can you believe we're just supposed to lay there while they do their thing!?"
Pinkie giggled loudly, like an immature kid...

"Well...then we were just cuddling..."

Twilight sighed as she turned her head and smiled at me. She lowered her head down on my chest again, and closed her eyes....I guess she's tired....

"Awww! I wish I had a very special somepony! We would have so much fun! And make babies! And have a family!"

Then....right there...... Twilight and I both thought of the same word in that sentence.....

"Family?"

Twilight opened her eyes as she heard me whisper the same word she uttered....

She and I both stared at eachother with deep loving eyes....Both of us lost...

"I...have done research....and there is a spell to alter my womb...."

Twilight sighed out to me.... her eyes narrowing to a dirty smirk....

"Naw...."

Twilight and I both said at the same time....I knew that she wasn't ready to stop having random fun sex....

and that was pretty good to know.....

Twilight didn't bother getting off of me, she decided to "continue" with our activity...but....NOT INFRONT OF PINKIE!

I blushed and nervously panicked as Twilight pulled down my shorts....Pinkie noticing this movement....
"Oh...wow..I've never seen it before...." Pinkie sighed in amazement as Twilight continued...pulling down my boxers....
"Mhmm...I'll let you experiment with me..."

Twilight said to Pinkie as she put her lips on my dick....

Heh...here we go again!