Derp My Life

"SLLLLTCH!"

Twilight took her mouth off the head, a big sloppy mess of saliva ran down the shaft as she smiled at me. Pinkie stared in "Aww" at my dick....It was really embarrassing..... but I couldn't disapprove...I mean...who would deny a free blowjob?... Kidding!

"See Pinkie? Just like a lolipop...or hard candy...All you have to do is suck on it....Hmmh..."

Twilight giggled while licking her lips, I could tell she wanted to suck more....

"Like this...?"

Pinkie nervously approached my lap, her arms stretched out on my legs as she laid her head down on my thighs. She opened her mouth as wide as she could....but stopped...

"Twilight..I don't think I can fit all of this..."

Pinkie stopped her sentence as she turned to my dick...examining it closely....

She licked the shaft repeatedly, her constant lapping....tickled so much!

"Mmheheh!"

I couldn't help let out a small laugh, Pinkie busy kissing the head now, her eyes closed as she enjoyed the taste of me.

"Mmhm...This tastes good...."

Pinkie sighed out as she grabbed my dick and slowly poked it in her mouth, her warm tongue sloshing around at the head.

"Mhmm...She knows what she's doing..."

I thought to myself as Pinkie slowly bobbed her head up and down....gradually working the shaft as she sucked on the head.....it was a massive relaxing feeling....almost like being high....but not really...

"Okay Pinkie, I see you've got it..."

Twilight sighed out as Pinkie continued slowly sucking, a much more pleasurable way to cum than going fast..
Pinkie ignored Twilight though, I could tell she knew about cum....especially because of how hard she was trying...

"NGGGLLLLSHHH!"

Pinkie sighed out loudly as a sticky mess of saliva ran down my dick, Pinkie's eyes opened widely as she began working me with her left hoof....only a matter of time now.....

"Mmhm...Hold on..."

Pinkie giggled as she stroked my dick violently, the massive warm saliva creating a lube like protective against Pinkie's hoof....It would suck to get a hoof job without any liquids...OUCH!

Aside from my cheesy jokes....I felt it....

"MMMSHLLP!"

Pinkie Pie shoved her mouth on my cock, her hoof still thrusting up and down on the shaft.... I couldn't hold it...

"MMMHM!"

Pinkie loudly moaned as she got a mouthful of my sticky essence...every drop of my load was being savored in Pinkie's mouth, the loud sloshing of the goop being heard before a loud GULP!

"Mmmh.... That was yummy! It was delicious and juicy and warm and-"

Twilight quieted Pinkie as she put her hoof on her mouth, a dirty kinky smile spreading on Twilight's face.

"Pinkie, you can play with Orion again later...."

"Awww....okay.."

Pinkie sighed as she walked out the front door....Twilight immediately shutting the door as Pinkie left.

"Hmmh....Right now I get to play..."

Twilight smiled at me as she walked up to the couch, jumping onto my lap and putting her face up to mine.

"SLLCTCH!"

Twilight and I gave a sloppy tongue kiss, the loud noisy sloshing of our tongues together sounded so good...

Twilight sat down on my cock, her pussy engulfing my dick in a quick sudden motion...

"Mmmhm...."

Twilight moaned out as she closed her eyes....this one powerful thrust getting her wet, and loosening her lips.

SLLLCH!

Twilight took out her tongue and smiled at me, her face blushing more and more as she bounced up on my dick.

"In case you're wondering....I still love you..."
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Twilight smiled at me, her cute face being unstoppable for any evil...

"I love you too....along with Derpy, Dash, Screwball, and Vinyl...."

"Ya think?"

Twilight chuckled...her hips slowly picking up speed as she thrusted up and down...each powerful thrust getting me closer to cum again...

"Hmmh, give it to me...I want your cum inside me..."

Twilight moaned as she closed her eyes and laid her head back....

SLLLLSHHH!

The ultimate force of both our cum shooting together caused a giant sticky mess on the couch.... Twilight moaning as my cum splashed on her chest and her lips...

Hehe...we really need to think these things through....

"Don't worry...I'll clean it up later...But...I'm covered in this delicious white mess..."

Twilight seductively sighed as she rubbed her hoof against the white goop on her chest, licking the jizzy mess on her hoof as she walked upstairs.... Huh... I might as well take a shower....