Derp My Life

....An awkward moment for us in the bakery...

Derpy's mouth dripping with saliva, along with my dick which is being tightly sealed by Derpy's left hoof....

oh...and I technically didn't pay for this donut....DUN DUN DUN!

"Orion...How could you....?"

Pinkie sniffled, her eyes watering and her voice cracking to a higher pitch due to the tension...

He's not yours anyways!

I turn my head toward the stairs, there, Screwball is standing on her hind legs, her hoofs on her hips and a "IMA BEAT THIS BITCH" look on her face....

Oh snap....

DIIIING!!!

The bell ontop of the front door halted the awkward intense moment.....a customer at this time.....Thank God!

As I stared at the light blue mane and the glowing "smoothie" drink....I knew who she was...
It was noneother than the great and powerful Trixie! I almost didn't recognize her without her hat...
She walked up to the glass with all the delicacies...her eyes still closed as she announced her order...

"Ahem! I, the great and powerful Trixie, demand....."

The snippy turquoise pony stopped her sentence as she opened her eyes... a bright heavy blush washing over her, along with a drunk happy grin.

...then it hit me...She was looking at me...but....a little lower...

"Oh my..."

Trixie giggled as she fanned her tail back and forward, her smoothie coming closer to her lips.

"Well..this has gotten me very hungry...."

Trixie suggestively sighed, her lips slowly sealing around the light green straw sticking out of her smoothie....

"Well, what would you like?"

Derpy sprung up from behind the glass, a hair net covering her light blonde hair, and clear plastic mittens on her hoofs.

"Mhmm...What I want...is not on the menu..."

Okay,okay, show's over...

Screwball angrily sighed as she put her hoofs on Trixie's stomach and shoved her to the door, Trixie just smiling at me as she got pushed out the door.

"Come find me if you want to have some "real" fun..."

Trixie giggled as she put her hoof on her lips and blew me a kiss...

KTDNK!

Screwball slammed the door and turned the sign to "Closed"...denying me of Trixie's invisible kiss....awww.....

Listen up Pinkamena...I don't know what Orion's been telling you, but there's only one pink mare that loves him..and that's me...got it?

Screwball snapped at Pinkie....another weird moment...

ZIIP!

I quickly pulled up my pants and zipped them up...Derpy just smiling at me as I did so.

Now...you're going back to your old retarted self....

Screwball looked deep into Pinkie's eyes, Screwball's swirly hypnotic eyes reflecting off of Pinkie's.

SQUEE!

I look down to see Screwball smiling up at me with a wide grin, her arms wrapped around my waist.

"I wanna hug too!"

Derpy rushed over and wrapped her arms my waist also, Screwball and Derpy both blushing.

"Oh! Hi Orion! Hi Derpy! Hi....pony that looks like me!"

Pinkie trotted around the store, almost like nothing ever happend....

Oh well...Pinkie was fun while it lasted...