Derp My Life

C'mon....We're going home...

Screwball grabbed my hand and moshed me and Derpy out the front door...her hoof felt warm....

"Buh Wha about Rainbow Dash!?"

Derpy sputtered out, Screwball glaring at Derpy as she finished that statement....tense...

No.....I think we need to get as much time with Orion without all the other mares...

Screwball smiled at me and giggled, her bright pink blushing face shimmering off the sun as we walked down the block....
I guess we were still going back to the Library....meh....I wanna use joint # 4...I wonder if any of the other mares would want some...

SQUEE!

I wasn't even paying attention to the trip....or Derpy and Screwball....let alone....Trixie....

The beautiful blue pony hugged me greatly, her blushing grinning face settling closer and closer....until...

MWAH!

I blushed as Trixie gave me a quick kiss on the lips, Screwball immediately halting as she noticed this quick gesture...

Ahem...

"I was wondering if you wanted to get something to eat..."

No...we're going back home....WE don't need another mare in this relationship...

"Hmm...Who are you...? His mother?"

Trixie giggled and trotted around me, feeling that her comeback really "zinged" Screwball back....

Oh...snapz...

What was that...? The little tramp wants to start something?

Screwball dropped Derpy and me, angrily turning towards Trixie, who still had a prissy smirk on her face.

Come on Trixie, we both know you're a fake magician, who never had friends in high school....and....a virgin...

As soon as this sentence finished....Trixie narrowed her eye brows to an angry look....but ...her eyes watered and she blushed as she saw me staring at her...

"N-No....That's not true! I have experience....and friends..."

Yeah, all those nights...your left hoof was your best friend...I believe you called it "Prince Hoofington"...woops....did I embarrass you infront of your "boyfriend"?

"H-How did you know...?"

Screwball turned her head and giggled, Trixie sniffling and wiping her eyes...yet still staring at me...her beautiful drenched violet eyes shimmering...

If I was going to do anything....I had to do it now....while Screwball wasn't looking....

SQUEE! MWAH!

I quickly wrapped my arms around the sniffling pony and gave her a smooch on the lips...Derpy and Screwball both whispering a conversation....thankfully....both of them were facing away from me...

"B-But... I'm inexperienced..."

SLLTCH!

I ignored her and slithered my tongue threw Trixie's warm mouth, massive amounts of saliva drenching my taste buds...

MMHM!

Trixie hugged me tighter and blushed, enjoying her first kiss....a long wet kiss might I add...

BLEH...

Trixie leaned back and opened her mouth, globs of saliva dripping down her mouth and all over my tongue...

Ahem!

Trixie's eyes widened as she heard Screwball's voice.... immediately taking her mouth off my tongue....

"I hope I see you another time..."

Trixie said as she smiled and trotted away...but not before moving her tail....exposing her dripping wet slit, her lips glistening with a white clear substance...

Mhmm....delicious...

Hey! Don't think I'm not onto your little mare friend....your going to be punished when we get home...

Screwball said as she began dragging Derpy and I....the smooth concrete soon passing by as we began moving...

And Orion...I hope your hungry....

...Well...of course I am!

....Damnit....