Derp My Life

CHKKKTTT!

I open another beer, the sheer drunkenness is a complete nothing to me.... Or so I thought... I was up to my 3rd beer... and I was feeling pretty good...

I walk outside to the front yard, there the party is just as good as it is inside, there's plenty of beers, mares, and apples.
I see ponies passed out on the lawn, ponies barfing, and there... at the top of the hill is Trixie... being a total loner.
"Hmmm... Someone should really check on her... Oh well! Not my problem!" I sigh and walk around the house to the backyard.... which looks exactly like the front yard... Green grass and rolling hills, touched down by the purple sky.

I look around and see Derpy sitting alone... her blonde hair flowing in the light breeze.
"Awww... she looks sad..." I sigh to myself as I walk up to her. I wrap my arms around her waist, the sudden "creeper" move causing her to squirm.

"Orion!?" Derpy blushed, her eyes narrowing as she saw my face, her cute lips puckering up for a kiss.

MWAH!

A single kiss on the lips is all she gave me....

"Is something wrong...?" I said as Derpy licked her lips, her focus not being on the kiss, but on something else... a cupcake with strawberry pink frosting lied next to her.
"Hmm... That looks delicious! I wonder if she wouldn't mind sharing.." I thought to my self as I slowly crept my hand on the grass, slowly coming across the cupcake.

"Hehe, That's for me silly..." Derpy said as she held my hand and pushed me against the soft grass.

Derpy nestled her face between my legs... like she did the first time I met her....

I watched Derpy move her head, slowly bobbing left to right, a wide grin slowly widening on her blushing face.
"Mmhhm... I was just thinking of the first time we met..." She said while lifting her head, her cute sparkly eyes glistening.
Derpy looked at the cupcake and grinned, I know what she was planning... and I wanted to see it...

I pet Derpy as she pulled down my shorts, her excited panting rising as she pulled down my boxers.
"That muffin this morning looked delicious.... So now you have to watch me eat this..." Derpy said as she gave me a devilish smile.. . So kinky...

Derpy mashed the cupcake down on my already hard erection, the frosting and cake smashed into one big sloppy mess.
I blushed and watched as she immediately dove her head down to my crotch, her tongue lapping up the sticky frosting spread all over... Her tongue tickling every lick.

"Ahh...." I sighed out as Derpy put her lips on the tip, her tongue gently massaging the head as she stared up at me, smiling.
"Mmmh.... Give me some of your frosting...." She giggled, beginning to work my dick as her lips slowly engulfed my head... A instant jolt of pleasure shocking up my spine as she did so.

MMMNNGGHH!

Derpy moaned, her cheeks bulging as she bobbed her head left and right, I could feel it....

"D-Derpy... I'm gonna cum..." I sighed out, drops of cum splashing out from my dick as I tried to hold it in. Derpy stared at me as she slowly slid out my dick, her sloppy saliva dripping down my shaft as she smiled at me.
"I want your cum... here..." Derpy sat down on my dick, her wet slimy pussy swallowing my dick all the way down my shaft.
"Ohhh...." Derpy sighed out as she closed her eyes, slowly beginning to jump up and down on my dick.

I blushed and wrapped my arms around her, Derpy embracing me back as she thrusted her hips down on my dick, already splurtung out cum.
"Harder...Harder!" Derpy panted out, her tongue hanging out of her mouth as I pushed her down on my dick, the wet mess of cupcake and cum spattering on the grass as Derpy moaned.

Mmmmh....

Derpy let out a long sigh as her goopy cum ran down my shaft, a pleasurable relief settling in as she finished.

"I love you..." Derpy said as she wrapped her arms around my neck and stared up at me, her glistening yellow eyes covered by her messy hair.
"I love you too..." I replied back, my arms wrapping around her warm stomach.

We stared at each other for 10 minuets straight, not even saying a word....
The last thing I remember was her beautiful smile, slowly fading away as I fell asleep...

Geez.... What a light weight.... Can't even handle 3 beers...