Pink Prophecy?

Orion....Wake up silly....

"Meh...?"

A flashback ensues in my mind as I slowly begin to wake up....

"Okay.... So.... I remember eating out Vinyl... hehe delicious!...Then I remember seeing Derpy... and then the cupcake....."

My bloodshot eyes shoot open, exposing a beautiful starry night, the moon shining greatly on the soft green grassy hills. I see Derpy standing over me with a blushing wide grin, her hoofs open for a hug.
"Awww, Did you sleep well?" Derpy said as she gave me a big warm hug, her hoofs wrapping tightly around my back as she leaned in for a kiss.

I pressed my lips against hers, just a normal kiss on the lips... right?.... WRONG!

Derpy's arms immediately latch around my head, her tongue sloppily lapping up the saliva in my mouth. I blushed and watched as she closed her eyes and blushed, her tongue now licking wildly in my mouth.

"Mmhm... I love chaos...."

Derpy jerked her head back and stared at me with intense, passionate eyes, her yellow blonde hair slowly turning into a fluffy purple cloud mane.

"What the fuck...."

My mind races with so many thoughts and questions as her fur dies into a light pink, the bubble cutie mark transforming into a gray screw and a baseball.... Screw Ball....

She chuckles obnoxiously as her eyes sink into a purple wavy haze, almost hypnotic...

"Well, well, well... The infamous Orion from Moreno Valley... How do you like it here in Equestria...?"
Screwball's voice transcends to my ears, her cute childish voice echoing.
"What do you want with me...?" I nervously sigh...still too drunk to fight....

"Nothing much... Just watching you and your chaotic mishaps is interesting enough...."
Screwball laid her head down on my lap, her smirking face looking up at me.
"Curious thing about humans... It doesn't take long for them to screw everything up... Isn't that right?" The almost acidic tripped pony said as she began tugging on my shorts.
"It's a good thing I was here, or else somepony would've found you passed out with your pants around your ankles... Just like at Juliet's party...."

I blushed and cringed at the very thought of that party... damn middle school.... and more importantly... how could she have known...?

"Wondering how I know that? Among other things? I've been watching you for a while....and I must say... those mares don't deserve you..." Screwball whispered in my ear, her arms wrapping around my neck as she nuzzled at my cheek.
"So...You like me?" I replied back, guessing that this would probably end with more sex.

"Hmmh... Like is such an insignificant term...." She said while messing with my hair, her eyes staring deep into mine.

"I'm not here for sex though.... But you really do have to eat me out like you do so superbly..." Screwball stopped cuddling me and stood in front of me.

"I come with a warning.... Orion.... If you continue cheating on Derpy, serious chaos will ensue.....and that's pretty much all I can say right now... "

"Beware the white virgin... for she will be the final trigger for Venus's wrath, the ensuing onslaught of the innocent..."

These were the final words of Screwball before she faded away in the dark, her Cheshire cat eyes glowing as she disappeared...

I slowly got up from the grass and found Derpy sleeping behind me, her slow breathing making me feel.... happy.
I picked her up and walked down the grassy slope...

Off to the Library!