Derp My Life

......FUCK IT! LET'S OPEN THIS BITCH!

The time is now 11:20....

I sit at the table with Twilight, Derpy, and Dash, all of us staring at the glorious bottles of shimmering alcohol....

The only question.....

WHICH SHOULD WE OPEN FIRST!!??

"Hmmm....I want....this one..."

Dash said as she grabbed the clear light brown bottle of "Phillidelphia Brand Brandy."

Now...this wasn't your grandmother's box of cereal....No, no.....This bottle averaged out to 2 liters....

Holy shit...

"Hmm...Your'e not afraid....are you?"

Dash smirked at me as she dared to challenge me....

"I never back down to a challenge...."

I said outloud as I turned the top of the bottle....a loud snap sound emitting as the cap flew off...

SLLLCH!

I poured four cups of the smooth smelling brandy in the small teacups that Twilight had....

These tiny white teacups were in a matching set, the cups just the right amount for a shot.

"Okay, on three..."

Dash giggled, raising the cup up to her mouth.....This was it.... My big moment.....all those weekends of drinking....leading up to this....

THIS WILL BE.....YOUR TIME!

"THREE!"

THUNK!

The strong, smooth taste numbed my tongue and sent chills down my spine as I downed the shot....

Dash giggling at me as she put down her cup....

"Mhmm...I was thinking you could share with me..."

Dash sighed as she lifted her cup and sipped all the cup...

MMHMM!!

I blushed and hugged Dash's head as she locked lips with me....the rich sweet liquor dripping down my throat...

GULP!

Dash ringed her tongue in my mouth as soon as I drank the numbing concoction....Damn Dash getting me drunk....

"Hehe...All good!"

Dash giggled as she took her mouth off and sat back in her chair again...

I blushed and turned away from the smiling Dash, gazing at me with passionate eyes....MUST....FOOL....WITH OTHER PONIES....

"Mhmm....That's strong..."

Twilight sighed as she set her cup down at the table...her face brightening up to a light red...

MMMHLLL!

I quickly leaned forward and shoved my tongue between Twilight's lips, slowly sloshing my tongue around in her moist slippery mouth...

"Ohhh....Ohwion....."

Twilight muttered in my mouth, her tongue wildly lapping at my teeth as she wrapped her arms around my head.

SQUEE!

Twilight and I both hugged eachother in a warm, tight, embrace....Both our chairs scooting closer...

MHMM! SLLCH... SLLCHP!

Twilight leaned forward and wrapped her arms around my back, violently thrashing her tongue around in a wet mess of runny saliva...

MMHHH....

Twilight moaned out as I leaned back against my chair, sticky white threads of saliva dripping down her chest as she sat back against her chair.

"Wow...That was delicious!"

Twilight giggled and blushed, smiling at me as Derpy sipped her cup....

BLEGH!

"Ewww...this tastes yucky..."

Derpy cried as she sat her cup down on the table....pouting at me with her cute crooked eyes...Awwww!

"Come here..."

Derpy jumped off her chair and dashed towards me...giggling as I ran my fingers through her soft mane...

"Can you get the taste out of my mouth?"

Derpy said with big cute watery eyes....I COULDN'T RESIST...

MMMHMM!

I sucked on Derpy's wiggling tongue....her warm saliva splashing in my mouth as she blushed and moaned...

MMMNGH....

I sighed out as Derpy's tongue slid out my mouth...her stringy saliva sticking to my lips...

"Oh my..."

Derpy sighed as she wrapped her arms around me tight...her warm mouth nuzzling against my neck.

"Orion...I want to play too..."

Dash complained as she walked up to Derpy's tail...putting her hoof under neath Derpy's tail....and right inside Derpy's pussy...

"Ohhh..."

Derpy cried out as Dash smiled up at me, slowly sliding her hoof deeper and deeper into Derpy's dripping slit...

"Ahh! No more!"

Derpy moaned as Dash slid her hoof in, now arm deep...grinning up at me as Derpy screamed in climax...

SLLCHH!

The heavy thick cum piled up on my pants...the sticky stringy cum dripping off of Dash's hoof as she slid it out..

"Mmmhm... I have an idea..."

Dash sighed in a seductive voice, her cute dirty grin smirking towards me...

"Let's play with Orion upstairs...."

...

A strange silence filled the house for about 3 seconds...then....

DSSSH! DSSH! DSSSH!

All of us scooted out of our chairs and quickly ran up the stairs....
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SQUEE!

As soon as I laid down on the bed, Screwball and Vinyl both immediately latched onto me, Screwball hugging my left arm and Vinyl hugging my right arm.

Mhmm...I'm kinda hungry Vinyl...what about you?

ZIIIP!

Screwball and Vinyl both dove forward to my dick, both giggling and bobbing their heads together as massive charges of pleasure ran up my spine...

"Ohhh.."

I sighed out as both ponies got to work... I don't know what they were doing...but it felt great...

"Mhmm..."

Both ponies sighed out as a massive amount of precum oozed out my dick...the sticky clear fluid quickly being lapped up..

Meanwhile...

SQUEE!

I blushed as Dash laid down on the bed, her legs stretched open as a white creamy liquid oozed out her pussy.

...Okay....I can do this....

MMNGHM!

Dash put her hoof on my head and shoved my face between her legs, my lips pressed up against the sticky white cream...

SLLCH!

.....MMMMMHM!

It tastes like.....Vanilla..?

No....a little softer...and creamier....

Like....Custard!

"OHHH CELESTIA!"

Dash gasped out as I buried my face between her legs deeper....lapping up the dripping sugary mess....

SLLLCH! SLLCH! SLLLCH!

I paced myself at a high speed, quickly running my tongue through her lips in a orderly fashion... Dash hugging my head as she laid her head back and wined...

"Ohhhh.....Damn..."

I clenched as Screwball and Vinyl both got me to splurt out a few drops of cum...I couldn't take much more abuse...

SLLCHP! Oh...what's that? You want Vinyl to have your cum?....Okay...if you insist...

Screwball giggled as she took her mouth off and leaned back against the bed, hugging me as Vinyl took her mouth off and sat up...

"Mhmm....This should be fun..."

Vinyl giggled as she leaned up....her dripping cunt hovering over my dick...

"Oh..."

I sighed as Vinyl slowly sat down...her lips swallowing my dick all the way down to the sack....

"Ohh CELSTIA!"

Vinyl moaned out as she slowly began bouncing up and down....the massive pleasure getting me salivate all over Dash's thighs...

"Hmmh...you're not done yet..."

MMNGHM!

Dash shoved my lips on her lips again...the slippery clear fluids dripping down in my mouth as I gently bit down on her pussy...

"Okay...any second now....I'm gonna cum...."

I thought as I continued biting down on Dash's soft squishy flesh...this causing her to whine loudly...

"Ohh....eat me more..."

Dash cried out as she hugged my head tight...this causing me to put my mouth all over her lips...my tongue slowly creeping out and sloshing against the roof of her pussy...

"Ohh! Right there! More!"

Dash moaned out, her hips bucking against my tongue causing more contact with her G-spot....all leading up too....

SLLLLCHHH!!!!!

A fountain of the sticky white goop rushed out of Dash's pussy and onto the bed..Me quickly locking lips with her pussy and lapping up the sweet thick custard...

Ohhhh.....

SLLSHHHH!

I blushed and closed my eyes as a massive amount of cum shot out.....This causing Vinyl to moan loudly....the white sticky mess oozing out on the bed...

MMNGHM!

Screwball moaned out as she immediately lapped up the runny mess between my dick and Vinyl's pussy...

"Oh wow...that was good..."

I sighed as I laid back against the bed....Twilight and Derpy both giggling and blushing as they sloshed their tongues together....

Well...Looks like more fun...

MEH!