Derp My Life

THUNK! THUNK! THUNK!

I quickly took all of the bottles out of the bag and stood them up on the table....their clear see-through bottles exposing the shiny smooth alcohol that lied inside....MUST HAVE!

But....it's only 10:05... Dammit...

"Can we drink some now!?"

I stopped gazing at the bottles and turned to Derpy, looking at me with such big cute eyes...awwww....but.....I can't....

"Umm...I'll go ask Twilight..."

I replied back...but first....

MWAH!

Derpy gave me a big sloppy kiss on the lips, sticky threads of saliva falling as I slowly moved my head back.

SQUEE!

I didn't expect a hug...but that's okay...I like hugs....and alcohol....both make a good mix...

I wrapped my arms around her waist, Derpy replying with a blush and a giggle.

"Can we do this on the couch?"

Derpy said as her eyes narrowed to that kinky look....I HAD TO!

MMNNGH!

Derpy locked lips with me as I got up from the chair...her beautiful eyes glistening as she blushed more.

I stumbled my way to the couch... Derpy kissing much more violently now...

SLLCH! SLLCH! MMHM!

Derpy hugged my head as I sat down on the couch, I could feel her pussy dripping with excitement...

Damn...a wet spot on my pants....Oh well....I have shorts...

"Mhmm...I need you to do me a favor...."

Derpy sighed as she sat down on the seat next to me....I knew what she wanted..

.I scooted down and sat on the floor, Derpy staring down at me with a kinky smile..

."Oh....I can't wait any longer....eat me now!"

Derpy sighed as opened her legs wide open...exposing the wet sticky mess that awaited me...

I immediately put my head down on the couch, slowly bringing my mouth closer to her lips.

LNNK! LNNK! LNNK!

I ran my tongue against her drooling lips, it was so slippery...too slippery...

OHHH!

Derpy gasped as I opened her pussy wider with my fingers, threads of white precum glistening on her walls....

NGLK! NGLK! NGLK!

I smacked my tongue against her walls quickly, lapping up the sticky white threads of precum....this causing Derpy to moan and buck wildly.

"Oh....More! More!"

Derpy cried out as her legs hugged my head tighter, my tongue sloshing against the roof of her pussy....

"Uhmm...."

I stared at Derpy as I ran my tongue in circles against her G-spot, Derpy closing her eyes and biting down on her bottom lip as I continued flicking my tongue at her sensitive spot.

Any second now....Derpy's cum will rush out and the delicious sticky muffin juice will be all mine...

Or so I thought....

"Hmm...Need any help?"

....

I turned my head to the right to see a blushing Twilight, her eyes narrowed and her tongue constantly moistening her lips...

I knew where this was going....

I got up from the floor and let Twilight get to work...on Derpy that is...

"Mhmm...be gentle..."

Derpy moaned out as Twilight put her face between Derpy's legs, loud squishing sounds ensuing as Derpy moaned and bucked wildly....Damn....Twilight's a pro...

"SCHLLP...Mmmhm....Iv'e got a little snack for you..."

Twilight sighed out as she turned her head and winked at me...Okay dokie lokie!

I laid down on the floor between Twilight's legs, Twilight responding with a loud giggle, and a flick of her tail.

"Ohh...."

Twilight let out a muffled moan into Derpy's pussy as I locked lips with her pussy, Twilight's warm fruit juice running down my lips.

"Hmm...I think I have a better idea..."

I said as I scooted from under Twilight's legs, Twilight continuing to eat Derpy....unaware of what my plan was...

I stood behind Twilight and unzipped my pants, my already hard dick popping out and rubbing up against Twilight's warm fur...

"Oh my..."

Twilight moaned out as I thrusted my dick into her warm slippery slit...Derpy moaning loudly as Twilight bit down on her clit...

SCHLLK! SCHLLK! SCHLLK!

I blushed and picked up the pace, the overall pleasure rising up as Twilight's tight lips swallowed my dick more and more.

"Ohhh...Here it comes!"

Derpy cried out, her white creamy cum splattering all over the couch and Twilight's face...all a big sticky dripping mess...

"Hey! Pay attention!"

Twilight shouted at me...her hips bucking back against my dick...

I put my hands on her flank and brought her hips closer to me as I shoved my cock in her deeper...this causing Twilight to gasp loudly...

"Ohhh....Celestia...."

Twilight turned her head and watched as much as she could...closing her eyes as I began fucking harder...

Until...

SHLLP!

I thrusted into her one final time....this causing Twilight to whine loudly....but not before her big "cum" back...

SPPPPLLSH!

I blushed and hugged her hips as the warm love splashed against my dick, creating a fuzzy euphoric feeling....

"Awww..."

I sighed as the warm feeling got to me a little too much...

SPLLCH!

Twilight moaned and breathed heavily as I shot out the sticky white love she so desperately craved...

"Umm..."

I blushed as I slowly slid out my dick...the white goopy mess splattering on the floor...

"Oh, please don't worry...it's okay...I'll clean it up later..."

Twilight sighed, her warm cheek rubbing up against my dick as she turned around.

"Hmmm...I'll be back...after all....We have all night..."

Twilight said as she rubbed her hoof against my dick...giggling as she gently stroked the shaft....

Well...this should be fun...

After all....

We haven't even opened the alcohol....

SHWING!