Derp My Life

"I can't believe you'd just invite all these ponies! Let alone let them live with us!"

"Now, now Spike...It's my decision and stays as is...."

"But all 7 of us can't just live in one library!?"

"Yes, I've discussed it with everypony, and we have come to the conclusion that Derpy, Dash, and Vinyl will sleep in the guest bed, Screwball on the couch, and you can still sleep by my bed..."

"But...what about the other one...?"

"Orion...?...Umm....he can sleep with me...."

"Are you sure he'll be okay with that...?"

"Spike, don't worry....I'm certain he'll enjoy it..."

"I think I need some sleep..."

"Okay...we'll discuss everything tomorrow....Goodnight Spike.."
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I stand behind Twilight's room...excitingly eavesdropping in on Twilight and Spike's conversation...

Derpy hugging my leg and eagerly grinning up at me...

Awww....she's so cute...

"Can I have a kiss Derpy?"

"Awww, you don't have to ask! Come here!"

SQUEE!

I leaned closer to her...Derpy immediately wrapping her arms around my head and locking lips with me...

MHMMM...SLCHHP!

I laid back against the wall.....hugging Derpy tight as she sloshed her tongue around...

The delicious stringy muffin saliva ran down my mouth...more and more saliva dripping in my mouth as Derpy sucked my tongue...

"Mhmm..Got your tongue!"

Derpy blushed and closed her eyes as she gently bit down on my tongue...her legs latching around my waist....

"Oh...there's something poking me..It feels really hard..."

"Ehem...yes...I'm sorry..."

"No,it's okay...I like it..."

SQUEE!

I blushed and sighed as Derpy slowly bucked her hips forward on my erection...Smiling greatly as she teased me...

"Mhmm... it tickles...."

THUNK!

We both fell to the floor....Derpy and I locking lips as we shared a tight embrace....

SQUEE!

I didn't care if it was too much....I hugged her tighter.....holding onto her as if she was an unbreakable soft pillow...

I'm sure Derpy didn't mind...

"Mhmm...I like hugging you!"

Derpy giggled as she blushed and embraced me tighter....her arms wrapping around my neck as she brought her face closer...her warm lips touching mine in a special, loving, way....

At that moment......A question popped up in my mind.....and I couldn't help blurt it out....

"Do you wanna have a baby?"

.........

At that moment.... Time stood still....a nervous feeling settling in my stomach as Derpy stood at me...

Oh fuck my life....

"Yes!"

.......

I blushed and looked at her blankly as she smiled greatly.....her loving smile matching with her blushing cheeks....

She wants....a baby....?

"I love you soooo much! I would love a kid! I even have the perfect name... Dit-"

THUNK!

Derpy stopped her sentence as Twilight's door hit me in the back....

"Oh my gosh! Are you okay!"

Twilight and Derpy both hugged me...their loving embrace taking away the pain.....

Oh wait, here it comes....

OWWWW!!!!!

SQUEE!

I look down to see Twilight hugging me....her arms wrapped around my waist and her beautiful smile gracing me...

Awwww!

"C'mon...We can still drink downstairs...we just have to be quieter than usual..."

Twilight whispered as she trotted down the stairs....Derpy smiling up at me with cute eyes....

"Hmm, let's get something to eat..."

Derpy giggled as I stood up....my back hurting like a mother-

SQUEE!

Derpy latched her arms around my chest and nuzzled my neck as I stumbled down the stairs...

Well...Iv'e got alot of questions....

Oh well..