Derp My Life

NOM NOM NOM!

Derpy and I both sit at the table....eating a mountain of salty peanuts.....

The closest thing I have to junk food......MUST EAT!

I turn my head to the kitchen to see the clock above the fridge.....Time: 6:25....

GOD!!

It seems like time stands still.....as if I were a character....in some sort of fiction made by a fan......

HAHA! Yeah, and Half Life 3 is coming out this December....Fat chance!

THUNK!

Dash sits down to the left of me, grinning at me as she sips a cup of juice....

"What kinda juice is that?"

"Hmm, I don't know...Come here and find out...."

Dash seductively sighed as she leaned closer to me....lifting the cup and holding the liquid in her mouth...

MMMMH!!

Dash wrapped her arms around my head and locked lips with me.....the delicious apple juice flowing down my throat...

"Mmmh...."

I couldn't help but sigh into her mouth.....my curious tongue licking all the remaining liquids in Dash's mouth....

SLLLLCH!

Dash slowly leaned back against her chair....a long sticky thread of saliva hanging off her lips...

"Umm, Dash...you have a little something..."

"Mmmhm..."

Dash suggestivley licked her lips...her eyes narrowing to a kinky dirty look...

EHEM.....Must resist....Temptations...

SQUEE!

I turn to my right to see a blushing Derpy....her face lowered to my lap....

"Hmm...I need something to kiss too.."

Wow...Umm....

"I need a drink...."

I exclaimed as I shot up from my chair....Derpy following me to the kitchen.

THUNK! SLLLLLLSH!

I pour myself another cup of Phillidelphia Brand Brandy....only this time, I use a larger cup...much more than last time....

Okay...Just drink.....and then I can have all the sex I want...

I stood up straight and lifted the cup....

Bottoms up!

GULG! GULG! GULG! GULG! GULG!

The burning bitter taste numbed my throat and made me wobble....pretty strong for ponies.....

HICCUP!

I set down the cup and poured another round.....Might as well get more "inspiration"...

GULG! GULG! EHEM!

I gagged half way through the second cup.....I guess I'm not the alcoholic I hoped I was....

Oh well....

"Are you okay!?"

SQUEE!

I slowly look down to see a worried Derpy....I'm still a little confused why she's hugging me...

"Awww, there, there...."

MWAH!

I sloppily kissed her on the lips....a little buzzed....well....Alot buzzed....

But none the less....Derpy didn't mind....

"Hmm, C'mon...Let's go play!"

Derpy giggled as she grabbed my hand...me walking side by side with her to the guest room...

HICCUP!

I immediately sit down on the bed....the sheer drunkenness finally setting in....

"Awww, you're so cute!"

Derpy giggled as she sat down on the bed next to me, holding my hand as she stared at me...

"Wow....she's beautiful...."

I thought to my self as I slowly leaned closer to her...Derpy blushing and wrapping her arms around me as I laid her down on the bed and kissed her...

MHMM...SHCLP! MMHM!

I sloppily ran my tongue through her mouth...sloshing around in her warm saliva....

I could tell Derpy was loving every moment of this....Especially because of the way she hugged my head...

"Mhmm....More...."

Derpy moaned in my mouth as I sucked on her tongue....If she wanted more....than I had to comply....

I LOVEZ MEH DERPY!

SLLLCH! MHMMMM....

It was now Derpy's turn to suck on my tongue...and boy...did she suck....

"Mhhmm....Derpy...I"

SLLLCH....SLLLCH....

Derpy ignored my plead and continued sucking....more and more of my saliva washing in her mouth....

"Mhmm... Tasty!"

Derpy giggled as she took her mouth off of me...her beautiful blushing face warming up my heart....

I had to eat her....I didn't care....

DRUNK ORION KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS!..

Derpy giggled and blushed as I crawled down to her legs....Derpy already opening her legs and welcoming me...

"Heehee...Eat my muffin!"

Derpy giggled as I opened her lips...the sticky white cream oozing out on the bed....

Soo......Delicious.....

MMMMNGHM!!

I immediately lunged forward and put my lips all over her cunt.....the creamy sugary ooze dripping down my mouth as I flicked my tongue between her lips....

"Ohhhh....Be careful...."

Derpy cried out loudly....her sensitive pink slit becoming more and more wet....

SLLLCH! SLLLCH! SLLLCH!

Derpy's delicious sticky pussy squished everytime I ran my tongue against her G-spot....

I could care less about Derpy's reaction...All I knew was that I wanted her yummy cinnamon juices....

"Ohhh! Ohhh!! Ohhhh!!!"

Derpy moaned louder and louder....her climax getting more and more intense....

SHLLLP! SHLLLP! MMMHM!

I sloppily ran my tongue all over her pussy as she began splurting out drops of the sugary white mess...

I knew she couldn't take much more....

"Hehe....looks like someone's hungry..."

SLLLLLCHP!

I took my mouth off of Derpy and looked to my left...

There.....I saw Vinyl blushing and giggling as she laid her head down on the edge of the bed....

"Hmmm..room for one more?"

Vinyl sighed as she laid down on the bed, pulling down my shorts....

"Okay...I gotta do this quick..."

"Ohhhh!!!!"

Derpy gasped loudly as I berried my face between her legs...her cunt still just a couple of licks from cumming...

SLLLLCH! MMMHM!!!

I violently made out with her pussy.....constantly running my tongue in circles against her walls, and smacking my tongue against her G-spot...

This causing Derpy's body to convulse....

SQUEE!

Derpy hugged my head tight and smiled down at me....her white sticky cum spilling down my mouth....

"Mhmmmm......"

I closed my eyes and slowly drank mouthful after mouthful of the warm sweet cum....more and more cinnamony juices filling my mouth....

"Ohhh....more! More!"

Derpy cried out....the massive amounts of cum spilling out of my mouth and onto the bed...

I couldn't drink all of this.....but maybe Vinyl could....

SQUEE!

I grabbed Vinyl and shoved her head between Derpy's legs...Vinyl giggling and nudging her head up and down....

"Ohhhh!"

SLLLLCH!!!!!

Derpy laid her head back and sighed as Vinyl bobbed her head left and right....loud sloshing sounds emitting....

Hmm....I wonder...

"Hey Vinyl...Can I?"

"SLLLCHP! Mhmm!"

Vinyl sighed as she stuck her flank up in the air....her tail moving to the side....exposing her pink dripping slit...

"Hmm...It's pretty weird to do doggy style....but whatever..."

I thought to my self as I put my hands on her flank...bring her lips closer....

SQUEE!

The soft mattress squeaked as I arranged myself....on my knees...okay...now I just....

SQQQLTCH!!

"Ohhh, Orion!"

Vinyl cried out loudly....her voice rising to a high moan.....

I thought she knew what I was doing!?

I guess not....

"SLCHP...Mmhm....Do me.....Do me hard...I want it...."

Vinyl sighed out...her head lowering back down between Derpy's legs.....

Okay....I guess....I'm never really good with aggressive girls...Ahem....

SQLLLTCH! OHHHHH!!!!

Vinyl sighed out loudly as I powerfully thrusted into her....drops of white creamy precum dripping down as I pick up the pace....

MMMMNGHM!!!

Vinyl stuffed her face between Derpy's thighs....her constant nudging and bobbing causing Derpy to whine...

"Ohhh....Here it comes...."

Derpy cried out as she hugged Vinyl's head....loud sloshing sounds emitting....

Okay...If I wanna satisfy Vinyl....it better be now.....

SLLLLCH....SQQLLTCH!
SLLLLCH....SQQLLTCH!
SLLLLCH....SQQLLTCH!

I blushed and hugged her flank as I picked up the pace......constantly thrusting in and out her lips...Vinyl whining loudly the more I fucked....

"HARDER!! Fuck me harder!"

Vinyl cried out....I could feel it.....she was already cumming.....but if she wanted harder....

SHLLLTCH! SHLLLTCH! SHLLLTCH!

Then..... that's......what....she'll......

SPPPPLLLSH!!!!

"OHHH CELESTIA!!!!"

Vinyl cried out loudly, every drop of my cum being swallowed by her pussy....

"Ehem...."

I sighed out as I laid back against the bed....Looking up at....Twilight?....

SQUEE!!!

"Oh my gosh, I was so worried! I didn't know where you ran off to!"

SLLLTCHP! MMMHM!

Twilight blushed as she shoved her tongue in my mouth...her warm sticky saliva running down my lips as she brought her head back...

"C'mon....It's barely 7:00...Now we can really have fun..."

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Ahem....Well...Looks like the party has begun....

I need some more drinks...