Derp My Life

"You know, Iv'e already met you before..."

Lyra giggled as she sat on the couch next to me, her thin pink swimsuit only being held up by two strings.....

MUST NOT TAKE THINGS TOO FAST...

"You wanna lay down on my lap!?"

....

I nervously looked at Lyra.....wondering if she really meant that....

"C'mon!"

HRRRRGH!

Without even struggling, Lyra put her hoof around my head and pushed me down to her legs....Her pink bottom piece already rubbing up on my cheek.

"Mhmm....Don't get any ideas Orion....I knew what you were doing earlier...."

SQUEE!

Lyra hugged my head tight, now her soft warm top was rubbing against my face...

"Heehee....I like hugging you!"

Lyra joyfully giggled as her arms wrapped around the side of my head...her eyes closed tightly and her blushing face saying it all....

NIM NOM NIM....

Without even thinking it.....I nibbled on Lyra's swim-piece....right on the front, the hard metallic hook slowly unhooking as my tongue went to work...

ktchnk....

A small click sound emitted as I did it......

"Mmmmhm...."

Lyra still closed her eyes and hugged my head....not even noticing, or caring about her falling piece....

I blushed and cringed nervously as her top opened up....her perky pink nipples looking so beautiful in the light...

Lyra looks like a C-cup.....So big and....

"Okay! Everypony dig in!"

....

I quickly put her top together and hooked it back, Cheerilee and Daisy walking into the living room with a platter full of fruit.

"Hmm, you two lovebirds weren't up to anything, were you?"

Daisy snickered obnoxiously, Lyra quickly opening her eyes and pushing me off her lap...

THUNK!

You know, Iv'e hit the ground a couple of times before....and.....It's probably not good for me....but.....

OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

I cried in pain and rolled around the hardwood floor as the throbbing pain came to my forehead....

"Oh my gosh!"

SQUEE!

Lyra leaped forward and grabbed my head, looking into my eyes with such deep beautiful eyes....

MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!

I blushed as Lyra kissed my forehead repeatably....the throbbing pain coming and going as she kissed the bump on my forehead...

"MWHHH....I'm so sorry....MHWW...."

Lyra's last kiss wasn't on my forehead....but.....on the lips....

In fact....Still on the lips....

"Wooh! Get a room you two!"

Daisy giggled loudly, Lyra just rolling her eyes and looking into my eyes as our lips continued locking....

"Mmhm...SLPPP!"

Lyra blushed as she drew back her head, a thick messy trail of saliva hanging down her lips...

"Orion! Let's go upstairs..."

Lyra nervously sighed as she wrapped her hoof around my right hand and pulled me up the stairs to Cheerilee's room....

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Meanwhile....
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BLEEEEHGH!!!

Dr.Whooves laid his head down on the sink, the putrid light green vomit spewing out of his mouth, and into the garbage disposal...

"Damnit Doctor!!"

Twilight yelled out as she turned on the sink, Doctor Whooves lifting himself up from the left sink, to the right sink.

"Uhg....The dangers of alcohol.....BLEHHGH!!!!"

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"I'm sick of watching the doctor hurl....When's Orion coming back?"

Rainbow Dash sighed as she trotted over to the living room, a giant map of Equestria looming on the ceiling....Screwball staring up at the map as she lay on the couch...

"Okay....Now....he's either in Manehattan.....or Horseington D.C.?"

Screwball frantically sighed as her tail twitched, her big fluffy hair ruffled and distraught....

"I really don't know where he's at.....But.....I always know where he's at......WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!?"

Screwball dropped to the floor, tears dripping down her cheeks as she sobbed facedown on the floor...

"Okay.....I'm guessing that's a step back in finding Orion....'

Dash sighed as she laid back against the wall.....

....

BLEEEEEGHHH!!!
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THAT WAS INTERESTING!!! NOW....BACK TO THE SEX!
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MMNGHM!!!!

Lyra and I both sighed as we laid down on Cheerilee's bed, our tight embrace turning into a massive makeout session.

"Mhmm...Orion...."

SLLLLCHP!!!!

Our tongues slapped against eachother violently, Lyra's warm sticky saliva drenching my tastebuds in a sweet minty delight.

BLLEHG....

I blushed and laid my head down against Cheerilee's pillow...Lyra giggling and wiping her mouth slowly....

"Mhmm....So you wanna go swimming with us?"

Lyra sighed as she played with the hook on her top swimsuit....

"Uhm....Y-Yes! But...I don't have any shorts.."

....

This didn't seem to be a problem though, as Lyra opened a drawer beneath the bed.....

Revealing Cheerilee's High School P.E. shorts....

"You don't mind wearing these, right?"

Lyra smirked, her top unhooking from her blue sparkly unicorn magic.

"Okay..."

I quietly sighed as I stared at Ms.Lyra Heartstrings....standing on her hind legs...her perfectly round breasts exposed...

I couldn't help but blush....

Lyra just giggled and blushed, pulling down her tight wet bottom piece...

"W-Wait! Why are you taking off your clothes?"

I nervously sputtered out as Lyra laid down on the bed, her legs opened wide...

"Hmm...Don't you just wanna have a lil snack? Bon Bon has only eaten me out 2 times...Maybe you could be the first to make me cum..."

DAMN!!! ISN'T THIS HAPPENING WAY TOO FAST!?

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"Orion....I know this is really sudden and all.....but....This is how I feel about you..."

Lyra ran her left hoof between her legs, the white creamy precum oozing out on her hoof....

"I don't care if you have a marefriend.....We can still be friends.....only.....alot closer...."

I blushed nervously as Lyra tugged down at my pants....I honestly did not know where this was going...

"Mhmm...I can't promise sex....yet.....but let's start off by oral.....I'm hungry for your cock..."

Lyra sighed out as she pulled off my pants and boxers....A wicked smile spreading across her face as she put her hoof around my dick....

"Okay...So, I know "what" to do with this....but I don't know how.....Hmm....Let's give it a try...."

Lyra laid down on her stomach, her smiling mouth kissing the head with such love....

MMMMHH.....MMMWHH.....MMMMH....

I blushed and pet Lyra softly as she ran her lips all over the head....a strange build up of pleasure rising....

"Hmm....I wonder what happens when I suck on it...."

Lyra playfully giggled as she smiled up at me, her beautiful golden eyes locking onto mine as she slowly opened her mouth.

SKKKKKKLLLTCH....

A loud sloshing sound emitted as she sucked on the shaft....my head already nestled between her tongue and throat...

SLLLLLLLCH!!

The thick stringy saliva dripped off the head as Lyra slid my dick out of her mouth, the saliva dripping off her lips and onto her breasts...

"Mhmm...Come here...."

Lyra sighed as she laid back against the bed....me following and laying my head on her stomach.

"They say that if a mare really loves their stallion, they produce a love milk..."

SQUEE!

Lyra lifted my head up to her breasts, her soft fuzzy boobs rubbing against my cheeks...

"Mhmm...Suck them...Please..."

....

"Oh! Ohhh....Yeah...."

Lyra sighed and breathed heavily as I began sucking on her right teat, my hand groping her left breast softly...

"Wow! There so big....And....Soft....."

GLLLPP....GLLLLP! GLLLLP!

After only 5 seconds....a delicious creamy mint milk filled my mouth...more and more being drunken....

"Oh.....Slow down....You'll get a tummy ache if you drink too fast..."

Lyra giggled as she hugged my head tightly....staring down at me with such loving eyes...

Well...I have alot of drinking too do....See ya next time folks!