Derp My Life

Well.....I had a good life....

Plenty of pony sex, plot holes and errors....

But....now it seems this is the end....

The endless flashing purple and white aurora staring back at me as I just stand there.....amazed at the dazzling bright lights.

"And yet....I only wish I had weed to enjoy these pretty lights..."

VSSSSSSSH!

The loud roaring sound emitted as the purple lights dimmed down, revealing a portal with big black pyramid....

the creepy whispering of what sounded like a little girl echoed through the portal and out behind me...

VSSSSSSSH! THUNK!

....

I blink my eyes constantly...staring down at the pointy itchy grass that I laid face down on...

"Can it be!? Am I back!?"

I thought to myself as I lifted myself up from the grass, to my surprise...This wasn't where I got sucked into the Gersh....

I look infront of me to see a giant cliff, looks like one hell of a drop.....but I can see all of Ponyville!

Lit up by the bright shimmering lanterns spread all over the town.

"Wow! It's beautiful!"

I loudly exclaimed....stumbling to the floor as I stare up at the big shimmering moon....

"Somewhere....Somewhere out there.....Richtofen, Nickolai, Dempsey, Takeio, and Wheatley are all having a kick ass party....while I'm stuck down here..."

...

Well....that was weird of me to say.....anyways!

I turn around to see a neighborhood of houses, the light gray cement path splitting the first 6 houses into 3 on the left and 3 on the right...

"Geez....Where the hell am I?"

I sigh to myself as I walk down the pathway, each house dimmed and quiet.....all.....except for one....

I look down at the bright pink mailbox, flowers surrounding the name.

"Cheerilee....? As in Ms.Cheerilee!?"

I loudly exclaimed to myself....maybe a little too loud....

CREEEAAAAAK!

The front door slowly opens up....the bright light from inside the house lighting up the front lawn....

Revealing me in plain sight....

"Hello? Is anypony out there?"

...

The bright violet pony stammered as I just sat there on her front lawn...honestly having no ideas on how to get out of here...

"LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING!"

I randomly exclaim as Mr.Cheerilee walked towards me...looking at me with those pretty jade eyes....

"Umm, is there a reason why your on my lawn in the middle of the night....?"

The now serious pony said as she came closer and began interrogating me....

Damn Teachers....and their seriousness.....

"Umm...I fell....and-"

"OH MY GOODNESS! Your bleeding...Come in!"

....WHAT?....

"GIRLS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!"

Ms.Cheerilee shouted as she yanked my arm and pulled me into her house...

"Oh! Umm, it's really okay! It's probably not even mine-"

THUNK!

She kicked the door shut as I got a nice view of her house....big and roomy....

"Quick! Get me the first aid kit! He's bleeding!"

"OH MY GOODNESS!"

Before I knew it, I was looking up at the ceiling....laid down on a soft couch...and...something silky rubbing up against my forehead...

I scoot my head further back.... I look up to see Lyra Heartstrings smiling down at me as she wiped the cuts on my face..

"Mhmm....everything's gonna be alright..."

Lyra said in the softest voice...

I didn't know what it was about her.....but....She had to be mine.....

"MMWAH! MMWAH! MMWAH!"

I blushed as Lyra repeatedly kissed my forehead, her warm lips smacking against my cold skin...

....It felt nice to be warm....

"MMMMMMWAH!"

Lyra finished up with a long wet kiss on my cheek....obviously missing my forehead she had previously been kissing...

"Hmm, all good!"

The blushing turquoise mare giggled as she leaned forward and hugged my head.

....

To my surprise....she was wearing clothes.....

A pretty white shirt, and a long frilly skirt, the red tie drooping down from her neck.

"Mmmmh...."

Lyra trailed off as she closed her eyes...not even aware that I could see up her bright red skirt...

"Eheheh....White panties...."

I mumbled to myself as I stared up at her underwear, her lips visibly outlined by a thin trail of wet....

"Mmmhm....I could just hug you and cuddle you all night!"

Lyra giggled as she flicked her bright neon blue tail, still not noticing, or caring that my head was up her skirt....

To begin with, her skirt was pretty roomy, big enough to surround my head and small enough to where her panties are in kissing range.

But....should I?....

"Well, it looks like you've gotten things settled here....Just introduce yourself and ask if he can go swimming...."

I could hear Ms.Cheerilee's voice going farther and farther....all until I heard a door shut.....

Well....I think Daisy's still here....

....Oh well!

I slowly leaned closer to her silky white panties, my mouth making contact with Lyra's warm crotch.....

...Something about a mare in clothes.....is just.......really amazing.....

I don't know if she could feel someone touching her....but.....I didn't care....

"Mmmwah!"

Without even thinking about it....I kissed her pussy....at least I'm almost certain I did.....

Lyra gave no reaction from my kiss.....then I got the brilliant idea to try it again.....

"Mmmmm...."

I buried my mouth between her legs....this time getting a reaction from Lyra.....

"Uhmm....Not now...."

Lyra sighed as she pushed me out from under her skirt....a very nervous look on her face....

Well.....Now that I think about it....

Here I am....some new unknown guy, and then I just start kissing chicks panties....

Yup.....Total creeper moment....

"So.....I'm Lyra...and....I'll be right back...."

....

Lyra awkwardly got up from the couch and slowly walked up the stairs....but....as I saw her face....she was blushing.....

"Wow....Usually she's laughing and smiling...but that was weird..."

Daisy muttered as she sat down on the couch across from me.

QUESTION TIMEH!

"So are her and Bon-Bon-?"

"No. "

....No?

"So is she going out with anypony?"

"Nope....and I suggest you better pursue her before some other stallion takes away her innocence."

"....As in?"

"Duh! Didn't you notice she's the only mare wearing clothes? Lyra's still a virgin."

Okay....Now....Do I really want this...?

HELL YES!

"You know....Lyra's never all kissy and huggy....She probably sees something in you...."

"Yeah, I get that alot."

I sigh as I jump up from the couch, straightening my spiky hair to a flat nice hair cut....Perfect!

"Are you gonna stay? Each week we have this sleepover at Cheerilee's....Drinking, swimming, Lyra....You have to stay!"

CREEAK!

Both Daisy and I looked up at the stairs as Lyra walked down, wearing nothing but a bouncing pink top and a matching small bottom piece...

I just stood there....watching the most beautiful mare walk down the stairs...

Lyra smiled at me as she stepped down to the last step, still blushing a bright pink.

"Hey...Umm...do you wanna talk or something?"

Lyra nervously asked, her bright golden eyes looking everywhere but at me...

"S-Sure.."

I eventually stuttered....Both Lyra and Daisy smiling at me...