Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

STILL ALIVE

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Note that this chapter is short as sh*t! Well I just wanted to publish something to show that I am still writing this fic :D
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"Heheh, Come on!"

Lyra giggled obnoxiously, her tight pink top almost snapping off as she trotted to the the kiddy-side of the pool....

The water roughly reaching up to my legs....barely...

KSPPPLSSH!!!

I quickly jumped into the far side of the pool, the satisfying drenching of 6 feet deep water being oh so amazing...

"It sure has been a while since I've swam....I better just doggy paddle...."

I thought to myself as I brought up my arms from the cool water, the light blue water slowly drifting aside as I swam towards Lyra...

"Mhmm, Come here! I need a hug!"

Lyra playfully giggled as she splashed around in the water, her head and chest just above the water...

I quickly swam down and put my feet on the floor....It'd probably be easier to just to walk to her...

Rightly so, I tip toed to her, the water slowly lowering and lowering the closer I approached Lyra.

SQUEE!

That pretty much was the sign that I was close to her...

I blushed and looked down at Lyra as she wrapped her legs and arms around my back, her beautiful bright red blushing face coming closer to mine as she stared at me with big loving eyes...

....And at this moment....no words were spoken from either of us......

Just a long heartwarming hug....with the occasional comments of Daisy and Ms.Cheerilee....

MMMMWHHHAW!!!

I embraced Lyra tight as she decided to give me a wet sloppy kiss, the searing soothing mint quickly rushing in my mouth as Lyra sloshed her tongue around...

SLLCH! SLLLCH! MHMM...

Lyra sighed loudly in my mouth as I flicked my tongue at hers, slowly licking up the minty saliva on her tongue....

SSSSSMMMK...

A slow lip-smacking sound was emitted as Lyra unlocked her lips from mine.... a clear sticky thread of my saliva hanging off Lyra's smiling lips.

"Mhmm...I already want more of your spit..."

Lyra seductively sighed as she licked her lips suggestively...the thick mess of saliva dripping on her tongue...

Well...I can tell where this is gonna go....

SHWING!

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Meanwhile...
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"So then I said, Oatmeal!? Are you crazy!? And then he-"

"Wait,wait,wait.....How did we get here so fast?"

Dash interrupted Pinkie, who had been rambling on for a while now....the other mares just rolling their eyes and pretending to give a crap...

"Yeah! The last thing I remember was that we were all in the Library, Dr.Whooves was throwing up....and we were still trying to find..."

Twilight put her hoof on her mouth and tried to remember as hard as she could....what they were missing.....

"Hey! Where's Orion at?"

....

Pinkie broke the everlasting thought that Twilight was stuck on, all the other ponies suddenly getting a big smile on their faces...

"Mhmm.... Don't you girls just miss the way Orion used to eat us...?"

Derpy sighed seductively as all the other mares nodded in agreement...

"Yeah, and I miss swallowing a big sticky load of his cum...."

Dash giggled as her wings fluttered in a quick energetic movement....

"Mhmm, and I know if we do ever find him....I'm gonna sit on his face and cum all night!"

Vinyl chuckled as she slowly took off her glasses, her bright red blushing face smiling greatly at that thought.

All the mares giggled aloud as they thought of Orion...

all the mares except Pinkie....

"So....ummm....girls.....What's it like...You know....Being eaten out....?"

....

Everpony turned towards Pinkie....an awkward silence filling Sugar Cube Corner....

"Well...It feels nice and warm....and slowly...after a while...it starts feeling good!"

Twilight said as she sat down at one of the empty tables in the bakery, her legs crossed as she flicked her tail around.

"Mhmm! And alot of times, If it gets really good, it feels like a spring pushing down in your tummy..and then you cum!"

Derpy giggled as trotted behind the dessert counter....a cunning strategy for a free muffin...

"So...does if feel good to cum?"

Pinkie cautiously asked as she rubbed her hoofs together...

"Sometimes....Personally, I love it when Orion eats me out slow and hard...And...I'm sure he likes whatever goop comes out ..."

Twilight blushed and smiled as she looked down at her legs....

"Ahem!"

Screwball snappily commented as she walked in from outside the front door...a serious look on her face...

"Well...I can teleport us anywhere but where Orion is at...and I still can't lock onto his position..."

Screwball sighed as she stomped her hoof down at the floorboard...

"Oh well....Looks like more waiting for us..."

Dash sighed as she laid down on the floor...rolling over on her back and exhaling a mighty sigh into the air....

Well...This sucks....But at least the fic keeps going!
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See ya next time folks!

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