Derp My Life
Sorry for Pony Rocking
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"MMMNGHM....Fuck me right here..."
Lyra seductively sighed as she laid down on the outside patio couch, her bright red bottom swimsuit stretching and tightening to a thin g-string...
...her pink wet lips visible....
"H-How long exactly did Cheerile and Daisy leave for...? And where did they go?...."
I nervously thought as Lyra began pulling down her bottom swimsuit, her top already flung on the concrete floor...
Then the thought occurs to me....
About screwing around in a backyard pool....with no fences.....but....just a forest of dark shadowy trees....
"Heh..well I hope it isn't Friday the 13th.....Otherwise this could be bad..."
I sighed under my breath as I sat down on the couch next to Lyra, an instant hug and cuddle being made...
"Awwww! I love you sooo much!"
Lyra joyfully giggled as we both shared a tight embrace....her arms tightly wrapped around my neck as she nuzzled her face with mine....
"I don't mind if you're rough....but I also don't mind just cuddling!"
SQUEE!
I laid back against the patio handlebar, my arms tightly hugging her soft mane...or hair.....
...Lyra's hoofs hugged my head tight, her lips locked to mine in a weird massive makeout session...
"MMHHHMM...."
Lyra sighed loudly as her tongue moved randomly....but all over....
"It feels as if she's really REALLY giving it her all.....And it tastes delicious!"
I thought as I forcefully crammed my tongue against hers, Lyra giggling as she began sucking on my tongue...
It seems ponies do that.....or maybe just the ones I know....
"Ohhhh....I'm ready now..."
Lyra sighed out in my mouth as I pulled down the warm red swimsuit... her pretty pink pussy drooling with anticipation.
As much as I wanted to eat that...It would have to wait....
"Mhhmm....I want all of it inside me...."
Lyra whispered sexily as she put her hoof in my shorts....my hard stiffy rubbing up against Lyra's breasts...
SLLLLLLCH!
"Uhhhh!"
Lyra moaned out loudly as she arranged herself on my lap, my dick shoved deep inside her tight wet pussy....
Oh my God! This feels Sooooo good! Tighter than all the other mares.....
SLLLCH! SLLLCH! SLLCH!
I blushed and sighed as Lyra wined more and more...her bucking hips building up more and more pleasure...
"Mmmhm....Fuck me like this.."
Lyra sighed out as she got up from my lap and laid down on her back...
...me just putting my hands on her waist and shoving my dick in harshly, a loud squishing sound emmiting as I moved my hips in rhythm.
"Heh...Heh....Heh..."
Lyra and I both sighed together, her beautiful sparkling eyes locking onto mine
as my dick slid in and out of her wet slit.
Damn.....
I blushed and hugged Lyra as she began moaning again....her constant gasping and heavy breathing picking up as I sped up...
SQQQQQLCH!
Lyra gasped loudly as she hugged me tight, clear warm cum sloshing out her pussy and drenching the couch.
"Mmmhm...Don't stop.....I want your cum deep inside me..."
Lyra moaned out beneath her breath, I couldn't put up for much longer though...
Oh well...Back inside it goes...
SQQQQLLTCH!
"Uuuuh!"
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"So then, after about ten minutes of sucking, a thick creamy white goop called cum flows out?...and then you eat it?! That sounds delicious!"
Pinkie giggled with delight as she and all the other mares talked about sex and how it works.
So far, it had been 15 minutes....and still no plan what so ever...
Oh..
Except for a Mystery Box outside Sugar Cube Corner....
"Do you think if you ever find Orion...I could have some of his cum?"
....
All eyes locked onto Screwballs as Pinkie finished her statement...
Last time something between me and Pinkie happened, somepony's mind was erased....
"Yes!"
....
Twilight shouted eagerly, giving a quick glare at Screwball, then turning towards Pinkie.
"As soon as we find Orion, we'll all get a mouthful of his cum..."
Twilight said with a blushing smile on her face, her tail flicking as she thought of it...
"Well, I hope we find him soon...I'm getting hungry!"
Derpy giggled loudly as she laid down on the floor, her cute face scruntched up beautifully....
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"Uhhh...Uhhh!"
I lifted up Lyra's right leg as I fucked her harder...I at least wanted to cum a big, massive load inside her...So after ten minutes of holding in my cum..
SQQQQPLCH....
I quickly took out my dick and sat back against the couch....
The thick globs of my cum slowly oozing out Lyra's exhausted pussy.
"Mmmh...That feels nice.. "
Lyra sighed out as the last of my cum leaked out...a big thick mess of cum piled on the couch.
"Wow....I love you Sooooo much!"
Lyra happily shouted as she gave me a big hug, her perky breasts rubbing up against my face....
Well...how am I going to explain this to.....
Wow...
....would you get a look at that bright blue light in the sky!
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