Derp My Life
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Okay.... So was it just me.... or did that really happen? I think I knew what she meant.... Cheating on Derpy with a white mare, who is a virgin, will cause the "Wrath of Venus".....Which would then kill random ponies....
At this point.... I tried not thinking of anything.....
Just trying to get home with Derpy was my current mission...
But first, I had to go get my backpack....
I walked into Twilight's house, which the party was now dieing down, due to the fact that it was currently 1:40... tired ponies... I quickly walked past the DJ booth, a blushing giggling Vinyl gazing at me as I walked.
"Must not end all life.... Must not end all life...."
I ignored her temptations and charged into the guest room, setting down the sleeping Derpy on the bed.
KTTNKT!
I slowly closed the door and stepped back, I turn around to get a sloppy kiss from Vinyl, her arms wrapped around my back tight as she did so.
"Hey buddy, Haven't seen you in a while. Where ya been?" Vinyl said as she embraced me tight.
I quickly pushed her off me, her cute pouted face staring up at me.
"I'm sorry, but the mare that I love is in there... also I love two other mares... it's no big deal..." I sighed as I walked around her.
"But... I love-" "Sure you do...but the magical pink pony told me not to... Yeah that's right.... You heard me..."
I interrupted Vinyl, her sunglasses dripping down tears.
"If that's how you want it... then fine... You fucking pig!" Vinyl cried as she ran off outside...her loud crying echoing through the night... Damnit Screwball.... Why must you turn away the sexiest mare in Equestria... Kidding!
I slowly walk upstairs to Twilight's room, I hear loud talking behind the door. I pressed my ear up to the door...
"I have to make sure this spell works... Oh, I hope he likes it..."
It was Twilight's voice.... but I don't know who she was talking to...or about...
CREAAAAK!
I open the door to see Twilight bent over on the bed, her dripping pink slit drooling on the covers.
"O-Orion! I didn't expect to see you so soon...." Twilight nervously shouted, her horn glowing as she jumped off the bed and stood infront of me. She leaped on me, her arms wrapping around me tight as she shoved her tongue in my mouth.
I blushed and hugged her as she wiggled her tongue around wildly, her moans growing louder and louder.
"Mmmh.... Snapple.... Wait...I'm not drinking Snapple...! But it tastes sooooo good!"
I hugged her tighter as Twilight spread her saliva all over my mouth, the delicious taste of apples and kiwi filling my mouth....
I wrapped my arms around Twilight's waist as she grappled her legs around my waist, this embrace feeling so good....
SCLTCH...
Twilight slowly pulled her tongue out of my mouth, the warm yummy beverage running down my lips.
"Do you like it!? It makes some of my body fluids taste like fruit..." Twilight giggled, her everlasting smile gracing me as I sat her down on the bed. Twilight laid down on the bed, rolling around and giggling.... It's so nice to see her happy...
She finally laid down on her back, her blushing face staring at me. I laid down on the bed close to her legs.
"It's also supposed to make me taste good... down there..." Twilight giggled, her legs slowly opening as she smiled at me... a little "Squee" emitting from her as I wrapped my arms around her thighs.
"I know how much you love eating me... So you can do it for as long as you like!" Twilight shouted as she smiled down at me, her hoof rustling through my hair as I kissed her thighs.
"Mmhm... Stop it! That tickles...." Twilight giggled as I squeezed her clit, slowly running my tongue up and down her lips as I squeezed.
I hungrily lapped my tongue at Twilight's pussy, my tongue licking up all the "wet" from her moist cunt. She groaned and sighed as my tongue slashed around inside her, I wanted to savor the yummy fruit taste before licking her "G-spot."
SLCHH.....SLCHH....SLCHH....SLCHH...
I slowly licked the roof of her pussy, the warm strawberry banana juices flowing down my mouth the more I licked... Twilight let out a muffled moan, her hoof covering her mouth as I pressed my lips against her lips. Twilight was holding in her cum as best she could... but it was no use... As I poked my finger in and out of her warm moist pussy, her cum ran down my lips, the taste of watermelon and mango exploding in my mouth.
Twilight moaned out loudly, her head nudging against the bed as more and more of her sticky fruit flavored juices spilled out.
The yummy cum eventually ceased, Twilight's loud panting echoing through the room.
"Please... Shove your cock into me.... I want it..."
For the first time in a while... Twilight talked dirty.... and I liked it!
Twilight's horn glowed purple as did my shorts also....and down they went... the kinky pony grinning as she pulled down my boxers.
I blushed nervously as she did so..... I don't know why... but I always found that embarrassing....
I slowly pushed in my dick into her warm pussy, a loud "Squish" sound emitting as I laid above Twilight, her blushing face smiling up at me.
"Mmmh.... I have some good news..." Twilight whispered to me, her arms wrapping around my neck as I began thrusting my hips, her moist pussy swallowing my dick more and more.
"I convinced Derpy into moving in with "us...." Twilight gasped, her voice rising higher.
"You mean...?"
"Were all moving in together... in my Library!"
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