Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

MUST FEED PINKIE....

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"MMMMNGHM...."

Twilight moaned loudly into my mouth as I held her tight.....

I sit at one of the bakery tables downstairs....

Me deciding to give a hug and a kiss to everypony....But not before drinking a big bowl of Splurting Spree! Who knows what fun could happen....

"MMHSLPP..."

Twilight sighed out as globs of saliva dripped down her mouth, a big beautiful smile slowly disappearing into the darkness as Twilight slid down under the table.....my pants quickly unzipping as the next mare came up for a kiss...

"P-Pinkie...?"

I nervously thought to myself as she brought her nervous blushing face closer....

"Hehe, MWAH!"

Pinkie giggled as she pressed her lips against my left cheek, her hoofs wrapping around my back as she continued embracing me tightly...

"Mmmhm...I don't mind if you kiss me with your tongue....I'll let you do anything!"

SQUEE!

I embraced Pinkie tighter as she brought her legs up and tightly wrapped them around my waist...her soft sweet smelling hair brushing up against my chin...

"Okay you fool, kiss her now!"

I quickly thought to myself as Pinkie looked up at me...her beautiful bright blue eyes sparkling coming to a close as I locked lips with her...

"MMMHMM! SLLLLLCH!"

I blushed and hugged Pinkie tighter as she crammed her tongue though my mouth....her warm sticky tongue slapping against mine in a wet saliva drenched kiss.

GULP!

Pinkie leaned her head back and swallowed a big sticky spit wad of both our saliva...

Pinkie's only words before climbing down with Twilight....

"Yummy!"

SLLLLCHP....SLLLLCH....

I sighed and leaned back against the diner chair....now being able to see Pinkie and Twilight's mane move side to side as they globbed all over my dick...

"Hmm...how about a little snack?"

Vinyl seductively sighed as she laid down on the table....re-arranging herself to where her cute little legs were spread far apart.....the delicious looking slit dripping with a light clear precum....

I leaned forward and stared up at Vinyl as she locked eyes with mine....a big grin spreading across her face as I ran my tongue against her drenched lips.

"Mhmmm....Salty lemon and lime.....

I thought to myself as I sloshed my tongue inside her pussy, more and more sticky precum drenched in her walls...

SLLLLLCHHPPP!

"Uuuuhhhmm...."

Vinyl loudly exhaled as I pressed my lips tightly with hers, my tongue wiggling at her G-spot....globs of precum filling my mouth as I continued licking the sensitive little nub...

WAIT....

SPPPPPLLLCH!!!!!

"MMMMHM! AHHHHGHLL....."

I heard Pinkie sigh out as chills ran up my spine....a big massive load of cum being swished around in Pinkie's mouth...

"SLLLLCH! GULP! Mhmmm.....I want more! I like the way it feels in my tummy."

Pinkie giggled as a massive amount of pleasure washed over me.....Twilight letting Pinkie enjoy another load of my cum....

But this one.....Is going to be massive......

SQUEE!

I blushed and shoved my face between Vinyl's thighs....a delicious smack sound emmiting as locked lips with the sticky warm lemon sauce...

"SLLLCH.....SLLLCH.... SLLLCH! "

Vinyl giggled and hugged my head tight as I ate her out slowly....massive amounts of cum splashing down my mouth as I held in my cum....

NO MATTER HOW GREAT PINKIE SUCKS.....I MUST HOLD IT IN!

"MHHHHMMMSLCHP!"

Pinkie finally took her mouth off me....knowing that I was holding in my load....

...but she wouldn't give up that easy...

"Hey Twilight! I think you should suck it now...Just let me swallow the sticky warm cum...."

MMMMMHWAH!

I felt Pinkie kiss the shaft of my dick while Twilight sloshed her tongue loudly at the head....

"Oh well.....Maybe eating Vinyl will help me concentrate...."

SLLLLCHPDH....

I blushed and tightly pressed my lips against hers as a heavy glob of white cum dripped down Vinyl's pussy....the sticky warm mess of cum leaving it's delicious spicy taste as I swallowed it....

"UHHHH...."

I flinched as a jolt of pleasure ran through my body...a few thick drops of cum dripping on Twilight's tongue as she opened her mouth....

"Mhhmm...Nice and salty!"

Twilight giggled as she closed her eyes and blushed....no doubt acting cute for my affection....

AND IT WORKED!

"Hmmm...I'm ready for more.... SLLLLCHNGHM!"

The loud delicious sound of Pinkie swallowing my dick sounded so great.....the slow bob of her head from side to side building up a massive amount of pressure....

"Mmmhm....I'm gonna cum! But...should I tell Pinkie that...?"

I looked down at Pinkie.....savoring my dick greatly as she sucked the shaft and head with tremendous force.....

A big beautiful blush on her face as her eyes remained shut....

I couldn't hold it in anymore......

"SSSSSCHHHLLLLL!!!!!"

I blushed and sighed loudly as I saw the thick globs of my cum drip down Pinkie's mouth....a loud gurgle and gulp sound being emitted as Pinkie moaned in joy.

"MMHHMMM!!! SCHHCHLL..."

Pinkie put her hoof on my dick as she swallowed another load of the thick sticky white mess..

"Mhmm....I think I'm hungry for one more......"

Pinkie said with the cutest eyes, her mouth engulfing my dick all the way down to the sac....

OH MY.....

In an instant.....Pinkie began giving me what was possibly the best blowjob in the world....

I sighed and pet Pinkie as she deep throated my dick nice and slow.....the delicious sounds only half as good as the pleasure....

"Hehe....I'll cum in no time with Pinkie going this fast...."

I thought to myself as I watched Pinkie....I put my hands on her head and slowly pushed her mouth off my dick.....a long thick goop of cum connecting her mouth to the head.

"Mmnhngm....All good!"

Pinkie giggled as she stared up at me....grinning with such anticipation...

Man would I like to fill her pussy up with cum.....But.....It looks like I have other mares to deal with right now.....

3 DOWN.....

....4 MORE TO GO....

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