Derp My Life

"MMMMMMMMWAH!"

"Mmmmmhhh....I wanna cum in your mouth already...."

...

Derpy sighed loudly as I gave a big sloppy kiss between her legs, her hoofs latching around my head tightly....

"I want you to keep eating! I love it when I cum...But most of all.....I love it when you eat my cum..."

SQUEE!

Derpy embraced me tight as I stared up at her cute crossed eye......But.......As I stared at her loving eyes.....I noticed....

"Your eyes!"

"Mhhmmm! Screwball fixed them! Don't you love it!? All I have to do is chew on this special gum!"

Derpy giggled and smiled at me.....her beautiful fixed eyes glowing such a magnificent yellow....

"MMMMHHHHLLL!!!"

"OH! OH! Celestia, your'e good!"

Derpy sighed out as I sloppily ran my tongue against her walls, the delicious stringy precum tasting like warm Cinnamon....

NGSHHHHLLL.....NUM...NUM....NUM....

I could care less about how weird and sloppy I was eating...I just wanted to make Derpy happy!

"Mhhhmmm That tickles...."

Derpy giggled as she lifted her legs straight up in the air, denying me from eating her!?

"Mhhmm, I think I have something else for you..."

Derpy smiled at me as she sat up on the bed and spread her arms open wide.....I COULDN'T DENY THAT HUG!!

SQUEE!!

I wrapped my arms around her back as did she embrace me also....

"AWWWWWWW!!!!"

Derpy and I both exclaimed.....hugging eachother tight in a loving embrace....

"HHHHHMMMNGHM....SLCHP! SLLLCHHHH....."

I blushed as Derpy shoved her tongue through my mouth, the sweet minty freshness of peppermint rushing in my mouth.

"MMMMNGHM......"

I sighed and playfully licked her tongue, the cute and lovable Derpy responding with something a little different....

"AHHHHHGHHLLL...."

Derpy sighed out in my mouth loudly as massive wet globs of her saliva filled my mouth...

SOOOO WARM!!! AND DELICIOUS!!!

I drank more and more of her spicy mint spit....the thick globs coming to a stop as I poked my tongue at Derpy's again...

Only this time....

"Heheh...Gotcha tongue!"

Derpy giggled and blushed, my tongue being smothered by Derpy's soft warm lips and.....

MORE DELICIOUS MINT SPIT!!!!

"Mmmmnghm...."

Derpy opened her eyes slowly as she tried to swallow my tongue.....or at least trying to cram my tongue as far into her mouth as she could....

....Me just blushing and drinking mouthfuls and mouthfuls of her spit....

YUMMY!!!

"MMMMMNWAH!"

Derpy unlocked lips with me in a powerful kiss, her scrunchy face and.....

OH.....MY BAD....

PTUH!

I spit out the bright blue wad of gum lodged behind one of my tooth.....I wonder who could've put that there....

"Oh! You found it! Heehee, I was hoping you wouldn't find it....Now it's your turn to hide the gum!"

MMMMMMMWHHH!!

I put my hands on Derpy's little shoulders as we embarked upon another MASSIVE make out session, her warm sticky tongue latching around mine...

"AWWWWW! SHE'S SOO CUTE!"

I thought to myself as I stared at Derpy....Beautifully sucking my tongue as her eyes closed and her face blushed....

"Nyuuuh...."

Derpy sighed as she brought her head back....her eyes opening to a normal look....

"All better!"

Derpy giggled as she gave me one last big hug!

....I wedged the gum underneath her tongue....

....WOOH! I'm glad I didn't have to waste any more energy on Derpy....

Iv'e got a long night ahead of me.......