Derp My Life

"IN MY LIFE.....THERE'S BEEN HEARTACHE AND PAIN.....I DON'T KNOW, IF I CAN FACE IT AGAIN.....
CAN'T STOP NOW, IV'E TRAVELED SO FAR....TO CHANGE THIS LONELY LIFE......

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.....DOOH DOOH DOO...AND I WAN'T YOU TO SHOW ME!"

"Well....At least this "foreigner" has a worse life than mine....After all.... I still have Rarity!"

Spike said to himself as he went through my SHIT!

....FUCKING SPIKE......GETTING HIS CLAWS ALL OVER MY IPOD.....

Whatever....at least he's still in his room.....

The smart thing to do would have been to leave..... I mean.....Twilight's not even there.....

But whatever...
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"Fuck me next!"

"No! Eat me hard! I wanna cum in your mouth!"

SQUEE!!

....

I sit at the table...back again downstairs with all the mares, all awaiting to be pleased...

"Please! At least gimme a hug!"

Lyra giggled as she trotted up to me....standing on her hind legs and immediately wrapping her hoofs around my back...

"AWWWW!"

I thought to myself as she rubbed her cheek against mine....Lyra's body sooooo warm!!

"Who's dis bitch?"

....

I look to my left to see Screwball sitting at one of the tables.....far away and isolated from the other mares....

She didn't say that outloud.....I know that much....

"Hmmmm...."

I sighed as I gave Lyra a last big hug, setting her down on all hoofs, a cute giggle and smile from her as she happily trotted away....

"Okay everypony! It's time to get ready..."

Twilight said to the mares....all the mares except Screwball rushing up the stairs....

I stand up from my seat, Screwball casually walking over to me...

"What's all that about?"

"Oh....nothing....It's just a surprise...."

I look down to see Screwball...now just smiling greatly up at me....

"I missed you..."

SQUEE!!

Screwball wrapped her front hoofs around my legs, staring up at me with a beautiful smile....

"Mhmm...I have to go get ready now..."

Screwball giggled to herself as she unhugged me, slowly walking up the stairs....her puffy purple tail bouncing along with her mane...

DAMN I WISH I KNEW WHAT THEY WERE PLANNING....

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"So anyways I says to Mabel, I says-"

....

"Where'd they go...?"

Cheerilee and Daisy finally arrive back at the house....bags of alcohol in hoof and no Orion to drink it...

"Hmm...You check the pool, although I doubt they'd be swimming in a house with just the two of them..."

Daisy giggled, setting down the brown bags of alcohol on the table and trotting up the stairs....

Cheerilee sliding open the giant glass door to the backyard...

"Oh......"

Cheerilee sighed as she approached the couch patio....cautiously approaching the pile of thick white cum...

"Hmmm....I wonder if..."

Cheerilee slowly put her face closer, blushing as she thought of what to do with it....

"Mmmnghm...."

....oh my god....
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I MEAN....I'M JUST NARRATING SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T EVEN KNOW.....BUT.....DID SHE HONESTLY JUST EAT THAT?
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"Mhmm....Still warm..."

Cheerille giggled to herself, licking the remaining white goop on her lips...

"Did you find anything?"

Cheerilee panicked as she heard Daisy's voice...No doubt still Cheerilee and probably never assumed to be dirty and kinky...

After all, Cheerilee is still searching for that special somepony....

"N-Nope! Nothing whatsoever..."

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GULG! GULG! GULG! GULG!

I place my head under a faucet, drinking A CRAPLOAD of water from the kitchen sink.....I could care less if it's tap water.....

ISH DELICIOUS!

I seriously don't know how long I have to wait for the mares....but I hope it's not too long...

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Meanwhile...
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"What do you think Twilight, I don't want him to loose interest, but I wanna look good for him."

Pinkie asked Twilight as she played with the sparkly violet skirt end of her "brothel" costume from Apploosa.

It seems everypony had something up their sleeve....

"What about you Rainbow Dash, are you doing anything special?"

Vinyl asked Dash who just sat there, a blank and bland expression on her face as she looked around Pinkie's room.

"Eh, I know Orion doesn't care if I put on anything special...Besides, I'm sure we'll be to busy bucking."

"I hope so!"

Derpy giggled and squeed loudly, a beautiful grin spreading across her face as she blushed.

"Okay, Everypony take a mint....I know i'm not the only mare who wants to makeout..."

SQUEE!
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"SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE, WHO AM I TO DISAGREE?
I TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS, EVERYBODIES LOOKING FOR SOMETHING..."

I sing to myself while fiddling with my fingers, still sitting at the downstairs table and awaiting whatever the hell surprise...

CREEEEEAAAK!

I quickly look up to the stairs as I hear a door open, a beautiful Pinkie Pie staring down at me with such elusive eyes, a pretty frilly purple feather in her styled mane, and black stockings on her hoofs.....

SHE LOOKED AMAZING....

"Mmmhm, you like it!?"

Pinkie asked as she slowly walked down the stairs....me not saying anything.....just gazing at her cuteness...,

"Wanna play upstairs?"

Pinkie giggled as she held out her hoof towards me.....

"OF COURSE!"

I nervously replied back as I stood up and held her hoof, both of us walking up the stairs....

....But as we walked.....

I noticed that she was staring at me with such intense eyes....not in her usual jokey self....

"In here...."

Pinkie sighed quietly as she opened the 1st door on the left, an immediate grin spreading across her face as we walked in...

....

"Heh, they sure don't show you this in the show..."

I sigh to myself as I look around the room, observing what is "Mr.and Mrs. Cake's" room....

A nice eggshell white wallpaper, nice light brown shag rug, and a nice King sized bed...

"Mhmm, come here!"

SQUEE! MHLLLM!

I blushed and fell back against the soft plush mattress as Pinkie latched her hoofs around my back, her cute blue eyes sparkling so beautifully....

SLLLLCHH, SLLLLCH, MMMMNGHM!!!

Eheh....I couldn't help but laugh as Pinkie's tongue slithered through my mouth....the sweet delicious Strawberry....and what also felt like Peppermint splash all over my tastebuds...

I could tell Pinkie was enjoying this, after all....I wasn't even doing anything.....

MWAH!

"Hehe, you taste good! But I want you to taste me too."

MMMMNGGHM!!

I wrapped my arms around Pinkie tightly as I sucked on her tongue....delicious globs of warm saliva drenching my tongue as Pinkie giggled in joy.

"Nyeh..."

Pinkie sighed out as she slowly brought her head back....the thick stringy saliva dripping down her lips as she smiled at me...

"....Pinkie, I'm hungry..."

SQUEE!

"Why didn't you say so earlier? I don't mind feeding you..."

Pinkie giggled as she rolled over on the bed and laid down on her back....blushing as she smiled down at me....

"Mhm, just help yourself..."

Pinkie sighed as I crawled up to her....her legs opening wider and her pretty white panties being visible....

"Well...I guess i'll do all the work..."

I thought to myself as I slowly put my head up her dress, the silky violet skirt being....well....pretty roomy.....

"Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!"

I put my hands on her thighs and kissed the wet damp spot on her panties....no doubt her lips....

"Mhhmm...Hehe! That tickles!"

Pinkie giggled loudly and hugged my head....my face pressed up against her warm moist panties...

But....as I continued rubbing my face against her pussy....I noticed that her panties were getting wetter and wetter....

"Time to eat!"

I laughed to myself as I slid down her soaked panties, her tail twitching as I slid the underwear completely off...

WOW.... I'm guessing all mare panties have a hole at the back for their tail....

SQUEE!

Pinkie giggled and made a loud squee as I crawled back up her dress.....

....Heh.....

I'm astonished to see how amazing Pinkie's pussy is...

The clear sticky precum slowly dripped down her lips, more of the delicious looking goop spilling out of her pussy as I opened her lips with my fingers....

"Mmmh, Like what you see?"

Pinkie giggled loudly, more thick clear cum oozing out on her tail....

I HAD TO EAT!!

"MMMNGHM!!!"

I locked lips with Pinkie's pussy, the warm sticky goop flowing into my mouth in heavy amounts....

SOOOO SWEET AND TANGY.....

The delicious globs of Strawberry precum filled my mouth more and more....It's pretty much like eating syrup....so thick and rich....

"Heh, are you gonna eat me soon?"

Pinkie sighed, her tail twitching constantly.....but....there's so much precum to drink....

Oh well....

SLLLCH! SLLLCH! MMMNGHM!

I noisily sloshed my tongue threw Pinkie's pussy, the massive globs of precum splashing in mouth as Pinkie moaned in joy.

"Ohhhh....Celestia...."

Pinkie sighed slowly....mouthfuls and mouthfuls of warm precum oozing out as I wiggled my tongue at her G-spot...

"Mhmm....This feels soooo good! Don't stop Orion...I wanna cum and cum and cum!"

SQUEE!

I could feel Pinkie hugging my head....

SLLLLCHH! SLLLLLCH!

I slowly licked her G-spot harshly, Pinkie moaning louder and louder as the warm precum continued flowing...

There's so much wet....Pinkie must be really excited....or....

"Pinkie....Do you love me?"

....

My question had no reply....just a quiet silence....

"Y-Yes....I barely know you....but.....I do love you....Do you love me?"

....

"Yesh!"

I replied.....Pinkie responding with a giggle and loud moan as I continued eating her...
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I have a feeling I'm gonna keep eating for a while....