Derp My Life

"Orion, each of the doors have a mare or two inside, choose wisely....Or not....

P.S. Twilight is in room 2"

I read the note taped to the 2nd door on the left.....Obviously Twilight wrote this....I can't help give her respect for persuading me...

CREEEEEAAAAKK!

I slowly open the door and step in the room....the pitch black room becoming illuminated as I flipped the light switch to the left of me...

"OH.....MY.....GOD..."

I'm astonished to see a heavily drunk Twilight laid down on a bed.....Her beautiful bright blue Gala dress shimmering in all it's glory...SHE'S EVEN WEARING THE STARS....

Twilight's drinking from the bottle of "Starswirl The Bearded Vodka...."

I really didn't think Twilight would drink....and or bring the alcohol....

I WANT SOME!

"Mhhhmm...I've been waiting for you.....I think you can tell by this..."

Twilight opened her legs wide open and set down the bottle on the nightstand next to her....I'm excited to see her white thick precum....

But....as I looked around the room....this is the babies' room....Only there's a big bed in here....So I wonder where the cribs, toys, and kids are...

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"Uhg...Damn Twilight....Thinks I have the time to watch Mr. and Mrs. Cake's foals...."

Spike sighed as he slowly rocked Poundcake's crib.....Both cribs set up in the downstairs library....

"Well, at least I have that big bag of alcohol to......

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

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"Mhmm, yup, Screwball teleported the drinks here....along with the babies back at home....Just the two of us in here...."

Twilight sighed as I walked up to the bed, her hoofs immediately pulling down on my pants...

"Hmm, I didn't like sharing with Pinkie, so this should be good..."

I looked down at Twilight as she smiled....a hungry look in her eyes as she slid down my boxers..

SQUEE!

I blushed and pet Twilight's ears as she hugged my legs, stuffing her face against my junk...

"Hehe, before I get started, drink this! It's more Splurting Spree....I wanna make sure I get a good feeding..."

...Somehow...Twilight handed me the light Purple bottle in her hoof....Good thing it's a twisty!

TINK!

I twisted off the cap and lifted the bottle up....

BOTTOMS UP!

GULG! GULG! GULG! GULG!

I quickly chugged down the 1 liter sized bottle of the Fruity concoction.....Twilight patting her hoof next to her on the mattress...

"Come here..."

Twilight blushed as I sat down next to her, an immediate hug and tackle being made as I wrapped my arms around her...

A beautiful moment settling in as Twilight and I both stared in eachother's eyes....I knew she still loved me....NO MATTER HOW MANY MARES I SCREWED WITH....

"...You know I missed you.....I don't know what I would do if you ever left me..."

SQUEE!

I blushed and looked down at Twilight as she laid her face down on my shirt, her hoofs wrapping around my back as she gave me a nice warm hug!

Awwww, Twilight....

"Come here....I wanna kiss you...."

Twilight's face lit up as I said that, her arms unlocking from my back, to my head now....A massive makeout session taking place as I hugged Twilight tight...

"MMMNGHHHM.....I WUV YOU SOO MUCH!"

Twilight noisily moaned in my mouth as her tongue slid under mine, a warm fuzzy feeling being made as I drooled all over her tongue...

Well, I pretty much hate to skip parts in my story....but MY GOD! Needless to say, drunk Twilight ended up tongue wrestling with me for about an hour....and....Honestly I would kiss her for as long as she wanted....

After all....

"ANYWAY SHE WANTS IT, THAT'S THE WAY SHE NEEDS IT!"

SLLLLLCHHHMNGHM!!!

Twilight forcefully crammed her tongue in my mouth one last time before unhugging my head.....a delicious glob of saliva connecting our lips together...

"At first I wanted you to eat me....But that's not passionate enough....I want you to buck me....the hardest way you can..."

Twilight sighed seductively, her legs arched open as she laid down on the bed....

....Okay Orion.....Just give her what she wants......Eheh.....I don't usually like it when girls want it rough....

Hmmm....I better go with the Missionary Position....

SQUEE!

Twilight blushed and giggled loudly as I lifted up her legs and laid down ontop of her, my face still in kissing range....

Since she's so short, I have to kinda go lower....but my legs still fit on the bed....THANK GOD FOR THIS GIANT BED...

SLLLLLKLCH!!!

A loud squishing sound followed by a warm, moist, pleasurable sensation had confirmed that we were starting.....No turning back now....

I stared down at Twilight as I slowly thrusted out of her....then quickly back in....The purple pony closing her eyes and biting down on her bottom lip as her face blushed a bright pink....

"Uhhm.....It feels good to be together....as one...."

Twilight sighed out as she stared down at my dick sliding in and out of her....more and more of her precum splashing on the bed as I began a steady rhythm of "Love".

SLLLLCH! SLLLLCH! SLLLLCH!

I wasted no time....If Twilight wanted bucking, then that's what she'll get....

MMMMNGHM!!

It came as an unexpected surprise when Twilight locked lips with me.....her hoofs wrapping around my back as the groove of our love picked up...

SMK! SMK! SMK! SMK!

At this point, I was pretty much giving it my all....I could tell Twilight was enjoying it too.....She was soooo wet and soaked.....Her pussy leaking precum all over her tail and the bed sheets....

SLLLLCH! MMMNGHHM!

I wrapped my arms around Twilight's back as she sucked on my tongue....My dick now slowly sliding into her...

"MMMWUHHH..."

Twilight sighed out as she unlocked lips with me....to busy heavily breathing and staring down at my dick...

"Ohhh....It goes all the way in.....All of it...."

Twilight moaned out slowly....I really couldn't put up for much longer......

"Mmmh, Orion....I want you to cum! Please cum inside me!"

SQUEE!

Twilight's hoofs tightly wrapped around my neck as she stared up at me with such an eager grin and blushing face....

At that moment....I had to.....I had to give her what she wanted.....

SKKKKLCH! SKKKKLCH! SKKKKLCH!

I forcefully jammed my dick in her, a massive warm sticky sensation building up as I slid it out....and harshly back in...

I was on my game....I don't know how many times I penetrated her....but IT FELT FUCKING AMAZING!

"Uhhh.....Uhhh....Uhhh..."

Twilight heavily breathed faster and faster....her eyes still open as.....As.....AS......

SLLLLLCHHHK!!!

I blushed and sighed as I came inside her, the massive thick cum being enough to get Twilight to moan one last time...

"MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!"

Twilight hugged my head and kissed me all over my face, neck, and lips....a job well done indeed....

"Oh Celestia, I love you!"

HMMMNGHHHM.....

A slow....warm....sticky kiss took place as I hugged Twilight back....a certain sparkle in her eyes telling me how she really felt about me...

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