Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

WAM,BAM, THANK YOU MARES

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"I always thought love was never my thing....I was always better than that, doing far better things with my time...
Flying, taking care of Scootaloo, trying to join the Wunderbolts....I guess....Well....I guess what I'm trying to say is....I would give it all up....I would give away my awesome radical life for him.....Derpy...You know what I'm saying...?"

"Yeah, I know what you're talking about....My mom used to tell me back in high school.....She said, Derpy....you're beautiful no matter what anypony says.....and one day you'll meet a colt who'll love you for who you really are. ...I never bought that though....I had always wondered what it was like to be one of those mares....who gets the colt....and doesn't get made fun of....or get pencils thrown at the back of her head...."

Derpy sighed as she looked down at the hardwood floor...Both Dash and Derpy waiting in the same room while Screwball whipped up an "extra" room in the hallway....

"But....I guess we got lucky...."

Derpy said as she lifted her head up....

"I mean, if it wasn't for Orion....I don't know how bad my life would've been...."

SQUEE!

Derpy and Dash both "SQUEED" loudly, a happy grin spreading across their faces as they thought of that...

"Hehe, yeah! Just thinking of him is making me wet...What should we do first!?"

"Hmmm....I want to suck on him....Nice and slow, really building up so I get a mouthful..."

"Yes....I want my tummy to be filled..."
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"Mmmmh...I love you..."

Twilight sighed as I stared up at her, laying my head down on her soft chest....not as big as Pinkie or Lyra...Actually....I think Twilight may have the smallest breasts...

"Ohhh..."

But that's okay....Because there 2x as sensitive...

SQUEE!

Twilight hugged my head and smiled down greatley at me as I drank from her left teat, thick sweet fruit milk slowly filling my mouth...

Hmm...Maybe if I suck harder more milk will come out...

"OHHHHH!"

Twilight laid her head back, blushing as she bit down on her bottom lip....massive amounts of warm milk satisfying my quench...

GNULP!

"Mmmhm...Feeding you is fun...But I want to feed you something else..."

CLIP CLOP!

Twilight jumped down on the floor, her hoofs making a sound as she landed on all four hoofs.

"I'm gonna go take a shower so I can give you a nice feeding...I'm going to expect a long eating..."

Twilight giggled and blushed as she trotted out the room...Leaving me alone in the room...

Heh....FOREVER ALONE!

Or so I thought....

"ORION!"

None to soon after, Dash and Derpy bust through the door....a blush and a eager grin plastered on their face...

SQUEE!

Derpy and Dash both leap onto me, knocking me down on the bed as they both lay down ontop of me...

"MMMMWAH!"

Derpy gave me a big kiss on the lips, Dash joining in and kissing my neck as her hoofs wrapped around my head...

"Awwww, I love you two!"

I said to them as I gave Derpy and Dash a big warm hug....A weird reaction from them after that...

"I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Dash and Derpy both shouted...a serious look in their eyes....

"MWHHHHHHHHH!!!"

I blushed and hugged them tighter as they both squished their tongue in my mouth...

THE DELICIOUS BANANNA MUFFIN AND SWEET VANILLA SALIVA SPLASHING ON MY TASTEBUDS.

"SKKKKLCHMHM...."

A loud sticky sound emmited as Derpy and Dash brought their head back...heavy globs of saliva dripping off their lips as they giggled...

"Mmmh, your pants are already off...Maybe Derpy should get things started..."

SQUEE!!

Dash hugged me tight as Derpy slowly crawled down to my legs, giggling as she smacked her lips against the head...

"Hmm, now where were we...?"

MMMMNGHM!!

I wrapped my arms tightly around her, Dash sloppily slapping her tongue against mine, splashes and splashes of sweet sugary saliva filling my mouth...

AHHHHHGHLL....

Dash closed her eyes and blushed, GLOBS and GLOBS of her spit draining down my throat...

"SLLLLCHNNGHM!!! MMMHM...."

I put my hands on Dash's lil shoulders and continued embracing her as I leaned back against the bed board....There....I could see Derpy....

WOW....She looks sooo happy...and....IT FEELS FUCKING GREAT!

I blushed and sucked on Dash's warm tongue as Derpy closed her eyes and blushed....slowly and gradually bobbing her head from the tip, all the way down to the sac....A quiet sigh coming from her as she sucked....my head nestled tightly between her tongue and throat....

"Heh....I'm already cumming...."

I laughed to myself as Derpy's eyes slowly opened...the thick drops of the sticky cum hanging off her lips as she smiled and took me out of her mouth...

"Mmmhm...So sticky...."

SLLLLLLCH!

I sighed and hugged Dash tighter as Derpy dove her head back down...her head constantly moving side to side as her cheeks bulged...

I better try to hold in my load.....

"SLLLKTCH!"

A loud slow delicious sound was emmited as I unlocked lips from Dash.....her eyes slowly opening and her beautiful magenta pupils staring back at me....

SQUEE!

I hugged Dash as she leaned up, now sitting on my chest while her breasts covered my face in a soft warm blanket...

"Hmmm, having fun?"

Dash giggled as she stared down at me...her boobs pretty much smothering my face....But...It felt nice....

She wrapped her hoofs around my neck and kissed my forehead sweetly...

Ohhhh....Damn.....

I sighed loudly and hugged Dash tighter as I felt a thick....massive.....load of sticky cum explode into Derpy's mouth...

"Mmmmhm....Yummy! You want some, Dash?"

SQUEE!!!

Dash immediately unhugged me....Derpy replacing Dash and snuggling up between my arms...

"Orion....can you eat me?"

Derpy said to me as her crooked eyes shined brightly....

"Yesh!"

I said to Derpy as she laid me down against the bed....sitting down on my face....

SKKKKLLTCH!!!

A loud sticky sound emitted as I locked lips with Derpy's pussy....the thick delicious globs of precum filling my mouth...

"Wait....Lemme drink this first..."

Derpy giggled as she reached for the bright pink bottle next to us on the bed....

"MAXIMUM ORGASM..."

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