Derp My Life

NYEH!

I suddenly wake up, the loud heartbeat of Twilight distracting me from my slumber.

DOOH DOOH! DOOH DOOH! DOOH DOOH!

I rubbed my face up against her soft fuzzy chest, Twilight's heart beating faster as I wrapped my arms around her.

"Mmm...."

To my surprise.... Twilight was already awake.... Her loving eyes watching me as I slept....

"Good morning Orion...." Twilight said as she kissed the top of my head, her arms wrapping around me as she smiled down at me. I turned my head and stared at her blushing cute face, her beautiful purple eyes sparkling in the sunlight.
"Good morning!" I joyfully whispered, trying not to wake up Dash, who was busy slobbering on my dick.... God I hope she dosen't bite down when she sleeps..."

"Do you want me to make some breakfast?" Twilight said in the cutest voice, her hoof rubbing my cheek as she smiled at me with a wide grin. I looked into her cute eyes and nodded, Twilight responding with a "Squee" and a big hug! Soon after, Twilight jumped off the bed and hurried out the door.

Okay... Now I just have to get Dash's mouth of my...

I looked down at Dash, her mouth filled with... me...

I blushed and slowly slid back against the bed, my dick slowly dripping out in a sloppy wet mess of Dash's saliva.
"Oh... wow..." I sighed as I slowly got up from the bed and walked across the room to my shorts, Dash's drool dripping down on the floor as I finally got my shorts.

ZIIIP!

I quickly put on my boxers and shorts in a wild rush while moving towards the door... almost there... just a little...

THUD!

I loudly fell down face first on the hardwood floor in the middle of the doorway... . Owww....

"Dear sweet Celestia! Are you okay Orion?" Twilight shouted as she ran up to me, her eyes watering as she spoke.

"Yeah... I'm oka-"

My statement was cut off by Twilight's sloppy tongue kiss, her arms wrapping around me tight as I stood up with Twilight in my arms. I stood there and let Twilight suck on my tongue, her arms grasping me tighter as I walked down the stairs. I barely made my way down to the kitchen, Twilight finally pulling out her tongue... a loud "SLURP" sound emitting as she did so.
"Mhm... I'm so glad you're okay!" Twilight joyfully shouted as she smiled up at me, her eyes shimmering as I stared at her.

"I love you..."

For once... I said it first.... and I was proud of it.... Twilight blushed and leaned forward, her warm tongue sloshing around in my mouth as I hugged her tighter....

It felt so nice... Her sloppy tongue sliding around in my mouth in a delicious move... so-

"OH MY CELESTIA! THERE'S A CARNIVAL IN TOWN!"

Derpy shouted as she busted through the front door, her constant loud panting filling the house.

"I bought us tickets!" Derpy exclaimed as she joyfully rolled around on the floor...

Oh boy... a carnival....