Derp My Life

by The Unknown Brony

The Breakfast Before Carnival

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The Breakfast Before Carnival

HEY! DASH! WAKE UP!

I stand in the door way, watching Derpy jump up and down on the bed next to a sleeping Rainbow Dash.
"Hey! Getup! Getup! Getup!" Derpy happily shouted as Dash tossed and turned, her eyes slowly opening into a furious look at Derpy.
"WHAT!? What could be so important that you have wake me up...!?" Dash snapped at Derpy... an awkward silence filling the room...

Derpy turned to me and started crying, her eyes watering up as she ran to me with open arms.
"Rainbow Dash hates me!" Derpy cried out to me as she lifted her arms up, opting for a hug. I lifted up the sniffling pony and cuddled her in my arms, Derpy giggling as I hugged her.

"Uhg! I do not need this right now..." Dash sighed to herself as she sat up on the bed, rubbing her tired eyes. I looked down at Derpy, her cute pouty face turning into a big beautiful smile.... Awwww!
I brought her closer and gave her a quick kiss on the lips, Derpy blushed and smiled.... All better!

"I'm gonna go eat, okay?" Derpy said as she jumped out of my arms, her giggling smile gracing me as she walked out the door.
I turned and looked at Dash, her cute sad face trying to win me over...
I sat down next to her, Dash immediately pouncing on me, her arms wrapping around me tight.
"I"m sorry for sending Derpy to wake you up...." I sighed as Dash kissed my cheek, her blushing face looked so cute!

"It's okay... Sorry for waking up cranky...It's just that... Derpy is a more annoying version of Pinkie...." Dash sighed.

How dare she compare Derpy to Pinkie....

"So... I guess were going to a carnival today... Derpy already bought us tickets..."

"What!?"

"C'mon, she bought them with her own money... the least you could do is thank her...and come along..."

"Uhg... I guess..." Dash sighed, her hug coming to an end as she finished that complaint.... she was disappointed with me... but how was I supposed to know Derpy was going to buy us all tickets without telling any of us!? Silly filly....

I got up from the bed, Dash soon following me downstairs to the kitchen... there... Twilight stacks a mountain of pancakes on a plate, the sweet heavy aroma "oh too sweet." I turn around and see Derpy waiting at the table, her tongue sticking out of her mouth as she clashed two forks around.

"OOH! Is that a cheese omelet!?

I exclaimed in amazement as Twilight flipped around the flat yellow entree, the yellow and white cheese oozing out onto the sizzling pan.
"Mmhm... I was hoping we could share it!" Twilight joyfully shouted, the spatula glimmering as she lifted up the omelet and set it down on a clear see-through plate.

Yes! Pancakes and a delicious omelet! What a great breakfast!

I thought as I sat down at the table, sitting between Derpy and Dash, a chair away from where Twilight's gonna sit.

KUTHUNK!

The heavy plate of pancakes sat on the table, a loud sound confirming the delicious that centered in the middle of the table.
Derpy immediately hovered over the pancakes, quickly shoveling three pancakes on her plate.
"Syrup! Where is the syrup!?" Derpy cried out, her cute squeaky demand soon coming true as Twilight threw the bottle on the table.

SPLLLLRG!

The heavy sticky mess splattered all over the pancakes, Derpy watching in amazement as the syrup settled. I looked to the right of me and saw Twilight set down the plate of hash browns and... our omelet!
"I hope everyone enjoys my cooking!" Twilight joyfully exclaimed as she sat down across from me, her arms spread out on the table, reaching for the hash browns.

Wait....Everyone's here ....but Dash!Where could she-

ZIIIIP!

I blush as I feel my pants being slid down, followed by the warm sticky saliva smothering my head....Dash was under the table... Hungrily lapping at my dick...

Okay Orion....Just don't act noticeable...

I gripped the tablecloth, sighing in relief as Dash continued doing whatever the hell she was doing, the nice warm sensation growing ever more pleasurable.
"Aww, Do you want me to serve you?" Twilight giggled, I guess she liked babying me... I won't complain...

I nervously nodded, trying to speak as little as possible... I knew I would screw this up somehow....

Twilight split the omelet with her fork, sliding my half onto the plate.Then she gave me three pancakes, and a pretty helpful amount of hash browns. I blushed and slowly grabbed the plate, my hand shaking as I set it down infront of me....
Any second now... I would come....and my cover would be blown....

"Hey...Where's Dash?"

Twilight finally noticed the empty seat next to me... Oh snap....

"WOOPS! I HAVE DROPPED MY FORK!"

I shouted outloud as I threw my sliver-wear on the ground... This was my only plan... would it work...?

"I'll get it!" Derpy shouted as she dove under the table... Oh my god!

I heard a couple of thumps from under neath the table, my mind racing on what the fuck was going to happen!?

"Oh...That looks yummy..."

I heard Derpy mumble as I felt a quick sudden jolt of pleasure race up my spine.... Oh god....Yes!
I blushed and leaned back on the chair... I didn't even care if I got caught... the feeling of the two hungry ponies on my dick felt soo relaxing....

"Twilight...I-"

THUNK!

Twilight laid down ontop of the table her legs spread open wide infront of my face.
"I know what's going on.... and it's okay...Just as long as I get some!" Twilight giggled.

Well....Looks like I'm in for a sticky situation....

See ya!

Next time: The Carnival of Craziness.... and stuff...

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