Friendship is Equality: BANG BANG!

As Daniel walked into town he noticed how everthing looked the same almost. He started to get a creepy vibe when he noticed everyone was an alicorn though, and then he felt maximum creepiness when this happened.

"Welcome." Lyra said

"Welcome." Derpy added

"Welllcommme." said Diamond Tiara

"I've got a really bad feeling about this." Daniel said

"Ah just smash those looks off of them with a barbwire bat!"

"GAH!" Daniel shouted at Fluttershy levels of quiet as he stopped in his tracks, "Who said that?!"

GREEN text = Cactus Jack

"Why it's me! Cactus Jack you know! You other persona!"

"Ooow, have mercy! I didn't see that coming! I thought I'd get to him first!"

VIOLET text = Dude Love

"Dude Love?! You too?!" Daniel said, "Can one of you or someone else tell me what's going on here?!"

"I honestly don't know."

"Ooow, sorry Daniel, but i don't either."

"Now what am I gonna do?!" Daniel said, "Wait. Is my costume linked into your looks?"

"Dog I don't know, but this is a displacement story so anything can happen."

"True." Daniel said, "So that means if I need to look like one of you I just have to focus and I'll look like you?"

"I think there's more to it than that, but I'll leave the thinking to Dude Love."

"Have mercy, being voices inside a head rocks sometimes!"

Now I'm starting to wonder how Mick Foley's head functions now during a match. thought Daniel

"Uh oh. Don't look now guys, but it's the equalized Mane 6!" Daniel said out loud

"Welcome Mick Foley." Twilight said with a smile just as creepy as the others

"Mick Foley? I'm just dressed as him, the name's Daniel Arnold." Daniel said

"Well either way, welcome, my name is Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and the one who showed me the truth Starlight Glimmer." Twilight said pointing to each individual pony

"OOOOOW! PAIN DOG!"

"Dude Love?! A-are you alright?!"

RD colored text = Daniel or Daniel talking to a Mick Foley persona in his head

"Dog I can hear the pain in these ponies! These ponies are trapped inside their bodies and we need to free them!"

"Um, I think that would be quite obvious."

"Hey, I hope you don't mind, but do you mind that you channel me and let me take on one of them?"

"Maybe later when one of them is alone."

"Um, high there." Daniel said to the Equal 6 and Starlight

Daniel then let out a yawn and rubbed his eyes.

"Man I'm tired." Daniel said with a bit of a yawn

"It must've been a long journey for you, please come with me, you can stay with me until we can find you some proper living arrangements." Twilight said as the group head towards the direction of the castle, "Oh, and welcome to Ponyville, the equal capital."

Daniel then followed the group to the castle where they showed him to a spare room, and just like that when he laid his head down he went to sleep. Daniel then woke up to find himself in WWE's old WWF RAW is WAR arena and sitting on a couch.

"Uh, where the hell am I?" Daniel said

All of sudden the titantron came on.

All of a sudden Dude Love came down to the ring and took a seat on the other couch right next to Daniel's.

"Dude love?! What the hell is going on?!" Daniel said

Suddenly the titantron came back to life.

And just like that Cactus Jack came down to the ring with a barbwire bat in his hands. When he got in the ring he sat down next to Dude Love and placed the bat in between his legs.

"Cactus Jack too?!" Daniel said in shock, "What in the hell is going on?!"

"Relax man!" Dude Love said

"Yeah it's all just a dream anyway!" Cactus Jack added

"Oh." Daniel said

"Dude listen, ya gotta let Dude Love take control for a bit when ya wake up." Dude Love said to Daniel

"Why?" Daniel asked

"Ooow, I can sense the dismay in the ponies, they've been tricked into false beliefs that equality is a good thing." Dude love said

"So what do you want me to do about it?" Daniel asked

Cactus Jack then picked up his barb wire bat and went over to Daniel.

"Let us take care of this, for now." Cactus Jack said, "Now. WAKE UP!"

Cactus Jack then hit Daniel in the face with the barbwire bat and the force was enough to wake him up. Daniel then focused on Dude Love and just like that in a bright flash he looked like him.

"Ooow, have mercy!" Daniel said

All of a sudden the door to his room opened up to sow Spike.

"Hi there!" Spike said as he entered the room, "You must be Mick Foley, Twilight sent me to come get you!"

"Ooow have mercy! You be a dragon?" Daniel asked as he got off the bed

"Indeed I am, but I'm equal with everypony because of this!" Spike said as he pointed at his cutie mark, "Oh my name's Spike by the way!"

Daniel/Dude Love then went over to Spike and knelled down to him.

"Spike, please forgive the Dude for what he's about to do." Daniel said to Spike as he grabbed his sides

"Uhhh?"

All of a sudden Daniel picked him up quickly and got up tossing him to the other side of the room and into a bookpile causing them to fall onto Spike.

"Uuuh, where in the hell did the bell come from?!"

"You get used to it."

"Ooh, what did you do that for?" Spike asked a little confussed

All of a sudden Daniel dragged him out of the pile and threw him to the middle of the room and pinned him. And inside Daniel's head Cactus Jack did the count down.

"Ooow! It's over baby!" Daniel/Dude Love said

"Here is your winner, Duuude Loooove!"