Friendship is Equality: BANG BANG!

Daniel then got back in control and got off of Spike who turned back to normal with the equal mark disappearing.

"Ugh. What happened?" Spike said as he got off the floor

All of a sudden the memories came back to him. He then turned around to Daniel who was rubbing his arms.

"You-you've saved me." Spike said

"Well if I didn't do it nobody would've." Daniel said

"Listen, the others are still under that freaky mind control! We need to help them out of it!" Spike said

"No offense Spike, BUT HOW IN THE NAME OF SANITY DO YOU PURPOSE WE OR EVEN I DO THAT?!" Daniel practically screamed, "I wrestle them while you get the cutie marks?! WE'RE OUT NUMBERED!"

"Oooh man." Spike groaned

"Spike don't be that way, there has to be way I just know it!" Daniel said to Spike to cheer him up

"Um, did you forget about me?"

Daniel then got a look of shock.

"M-M-M-M-M-Ma-MANKIND?!" Daniel shouted out loud

RED Text = Mankind

All of a sudden Daniel started hearing Mankind's theme in his head.

"Owwww, have mercy! Mankind my main man how's it goin'?"

"Just came in to help, I heard you might need it."

"Owww, you be right, but for now I can sense Pinkie Pie coming this way!"

"I'll take care of her."

"Well if you say so Cactus, but don't blame me if I find a knife in my stomach."

"WHAT?!"

"WHAT?!"

"WHAT?!"

Daniel then focused on Cactus Jack and transformed into the barbwire crazy lunatic holding a barbwire bat as well. Unknowingly though Spike saw him transform and the sight left Spike dazed.

"That. Was. AWESOME!" Spike shouted quickly covering his mouth, "Oops!"

Daniel? then turned to Spike.

"Spike, go hide." Daniel? said to the drake

Spike then ran underneath Daniel's bed and saw the door open to reveal Pinkie Pie.

"Daniel, Twilight's called you!" Pinkie said before noticing Daniel, "Huh? Who are you?"

"Your worst nightmare." Daniel? said

Daniel? then charged at Pinkie slamming the barbwire bat down onto Pinkie's head. Pinkie then hit the floor hard and her mane had went flat.

"Oh, shit."

"I don't think Cactus should've done that!"

"Hehehe." Pinkie? laughed creepily

"Huh? What's going on?" Cactus said

Pinkie? then got up with a look of a psycho killer.

"FUCK! IT'S PINKAMENA!"

"So, you like to attack innocent ponies eh?" Pinkamena said creepily as she got up an poped her neck back into place with the sound of bones poping going throughout the castle

"Uuuh?"

"Well." Pinkamena said before pulling a knife outta nowhere, "LETS SEE HOW YA LIKE DEALING WITH ME?!"

"....."

"....."

"......."

"Well we're fucked."

Pinkamena the charged at Cactus only to be met with the Mandible Claw in her mouth and she dropped her knife.

"Correction, we're not fucked."

Pinkamena and Cactus then fell to the ground with cactus ontop of Pinkie, the paralyzing move making Pinkamena unable to get to her knife. Pinkamena bit hard on the fingers in her mouth, but all it did was nothing. Pinkamena then passed out and Cactus got off of her grabbing the nearby knife and throwing it out the window in the room into the nearby river. Cactus then dragged Pinkamena to the middle where he proceeded to pin her.

"One!"

"Two!"

Pinkamena then kicked out and roleld under the bed to be met with a markless Spike.

"Spike! What happened to you?!" Pinkamena said to the young drake

"Oh it's aweful! He took away my equalness!" Spike said trying to lie so Pinkamena wouldn't take him to get equalized

"Don't worry, once he's one of us we'll give you your equalness back." Pinkamena said reassuringly before getting out from under the bed

However when she got out she was met with a double arm DDT.

"GAH FUCK!" Pinkamena shouted as her head made contact with the floor

Cactus then went for the pin only for Pinkamena to kick out. Pinkamena then pushed Cactus off of her and leg dropped him.

"OWWW!"
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Cactus then got up and as Pinkamena charged at him he picked her up and tossed her over him into the bed making it come crashing down. Spike, however, managed to get out just in time as he heard the bed frame shatter.

"OH MY GOD!" Spike shouted (credit to those who get the game reference *wink*)

"Aaggh!" Pinkamena cried in pain as she got up, "No wonder they call you the hardcore legend, my back's almost broken!"

Cactus then went for the barbwire bat and tried to swing it at Pinkamena, only to be met with a buck to his stomach. However it didn't even phase him as he then grabbed Pinkamena and tossed her through the door to the outside hall.

"Good thing this isn't an official match."

After Pinkamena got up the two then proceeded to trade blows to each other as the then headed down the hall to the map. Meanwhile the rest of the Equal 6 and Starlight Glimmer waited patiently for Pinkie to bring Mick Foley to them for equalization.

"Hmm. Pinkie should've been here by now." Twilight said

"Uh does anypony else hear the sound?" Rarity said as the sound of grunts could be heard coming their way

All of a sudden Cactus Jack and Pinkamena busted through the door and tackled each other to the ground.

"WHAT THE?!" The Equal 5 and Starlight shouted in confussion

Pinkamena then managed to get out of Cactus Jack's grasp and went over to her equal friends.

"Guys! Equalize him quick! He's gone Cactus Jack and de-equalized Spike!" Pinkamena shouted

Unknown to her Cactus Jack came up behind her turned her around and used the Mandible Claw on her.

"Submit?! DO YOU SUBMIT?!" Cactus said like a madman, "COME ON TAP OUT!"

All of a sudden Cactus felt something slam onto his back which made him get out of the Mandible Claw. Turns out Rainbow slammed a metal chair onto Cactus's back. Pinkamena then went over to her friends who embraced her tightly.

"So this is Cactus Jack?" Rainbow said

All of a sudden Cactus got up quickly hold a barbwire covered bat in his hands.

"You're about to wish you hadn't messed with me!" Cactus Jack shouted before slamming the bat onto Rainbow's forehead knocking her out

"RAINBOW!" The rest shouted in fear

Cactus then ran and took out Starlight, Fluttershy, and Rarity leaving only AJ, Twilight, and Pinkamena still standing.

"What are ya waiting for?!" Pinkamena shouted at Twilight, "EQUALIZE HIM DAMMIT!"

Twilight then fired the equalization spell only for it to be destroyed by the bat upon contact leaving the three in shock.

"What?! That's impossible!" Twilight shouted before she and Applejack got knocked out

Then it was all down to Cactus and Pinkamena. Pinkamena then charged at him only to get double arm DDTed. And then as Pinkamena was down Cactus pinned her leaving Daniel to do the count.

"Here is your winner! Cactus Jack!"