Turnabout my little pony parody

In court twilight was thinking "Wow I never thought of pinkie as a prosecutor, but knowing her I have no idea what she is going to do," then the Juge asks if both sides are ready they are and he warns ms. Sparkle her first trial has a sirius charge, and he hopes she could control her nerves, then asks for the opening statement "Sorry I forgot that was a thing.""Now I'll call my first witness." The witness takes the stand so pinkie says "the prosecution calls a friend to both the defendant and the victim."

Sweetie takes the stand and pinkie tells her "witness state your name and occupation for the record." Sweetie bele said I'm sweetie bele and I'm a cutie mark crusader as well as junior detective" "yesterday a Pegasus named scootaloo was murdered, the cause of death blood loss from 11 cuts, the only pony we can tie to the scene of the crime at 3:01 was applebloom, the murder weapon was this kitchen knife When the prosecutor asked her to testify about applebloom's relation with scootaloo testimony *applebloom and scootaloo often debate what is best for us, and fight over leadership* Sweetie bele blinks and squeaks wile doing it. Twilight tells the court "this testimony is pointless because the motive isn't strong enough for murder." The Judge understands the importance or lack there of and removes it from the court record. Judge states "Do you have a useful witness?" Pinkie then calls a new witness then says "witness state your name" Granny Smith responds with "Granny Smith." She is then told to tell us what applebloom was doing that day * I don't know why you want to know but I was teaching her how to make apple pie when we put the pie in the oven I went to get something to take the pie out with* {HOLD IT} "whatever you used to put it in should be able to get the pie out too" said twilight *actually we only have one heat setting in our oven since we only make apple stuff so I turned the oven on after I put the pie in with my mouth I left for something to take it out with so I wouldn't burn my mouth* {HOLD IT} why didn't you bring something to the kitchen before, when you planed to make this pie with applebloom" *it's hard to remember things when you get to my age* "how long till you got back" said twilight *after 2 1/2 min. I came back to the kitchen I took out the pie, Applebloom looked sad and I felt something mushy when I got the pie* {HOLD IT} "what time was it when you put the pie in" said twilight *8:00 am* {OBJECTION} "this witness is also pointless the time of death was proven by the police as 3:01 pm" Said twilight  {OBJECTION} pinkie then said "whatever clock she saw must have ben runing 6 hours & 1 minute slow" the Judge states "I see no cotridiction" {OBJECTION SUSTAINED} {OBJECTION} "do you have proof" then pinkie called a new witness to prove it. "Witness state your name and profession for the record," "applejack owner of sweet Apple acres," *I was going out on a normal day of Apple bucking, the pegisi were planing a doosie of a thunderstorm that day, one bolt hit our clock and it stoped at 8:40 pm* {OBJECTION} "witness are you absolutely shure," after applejack gave the obvious yes " then explain why the one clock on sweet Apple acres told Granny Smith it was 8:00 am * that clock took precisely 6 hours to start working again, we haven't set the clock yet* {OBJECTION} "you say it was precisely 6 hours but Granny Smith's testimony gives you a 2 minute gap as Granny Smith didn't see the very moment of the murder. I think I could make use of the name of everypony who came before the murder" *pinkie pie stayed from 2:00am to 4:30am, you know how long you stayed, the victim stayed from 6:00 am to when the police examined the body, we apples are in the orchard almost 15 hours a day, sometimes I get tired, BUT NO BREAKS, the only other ponies were diamond tiara and silver spoon, silver spoon left 8 hours before diamond* -applejack's testimony added to evidence- after applejack left the stand silver spoon took the witness stand herself "my name is silver spoon I'm in the 3rd grade" *applejack was correct we were there, we went to harmlessly tease the crusaders, I fell from there, to get medical attention I left at 2:56, so as you can see we couldn't do it* {OBJECTION} "you have only proven you couldn't do it but what about your friend diamond tiara who had stayed 7 hours & 55 minutes after the time of death" *if you think she did it, give me her motive, show me your evidence for that* {TAKE THAT} the Judge states in shock "A blackmail letter" twilight assures "yes the only person diamond knows who fits the description in this letter is the victim, and I have a witness who can assure us diamond tiara wrote this I call ms. Cheerlie to the stand" "witness state your name and profession to the court," "Cheerlie elementary school teacher," *one day after a test the defense attorney over there asked to compare the writing on the letter to the writing on the tests, why because she thought the one who wrote it had relation to the victim with two suspects, diamond tiara and silver spoon, since it calls out the victim for her inability to take flight as well as her lack of cutie mark, we checked using their tests, we found a perfect mach, diamond tiara was blackmailing the victim on the day of the murder* twilight tells everypony "I call for a suspension of trial so that I can find out why my suspect was blackmailing the victim and if the prosecution want's to prove it irrelevant this is her chance to find evidence,"

                                                December 10th

                                                         2014

    At the detention center  applebloom was in questioning but silver spoon was able to talk after being arrested for perjury twilight asks were diamond tiara was. In diamond tiara's room diamond greets her with the words "please tell me your name ms." Twilight responds "twilight sparkle"

"and from what I know you were blackmailing somepony," "I have also just seen proof of another,"-best student trophy added to evidence- "If I can remember the magic pattern of that object phoenix showed me"-psyche lock spell added to evidence- "why do you have rainbow's flight school trophy?" Diamond relies "I don't have time for this babble, if you want to know ask rainbow dash herself, not me." "Oddly defensive there ms. Tiara, but I probably should ask." "Wait, what's that?" -party picture added to evidence- In rainbow dash's house "Sorry to say this but I have reason to believe your being blackmailed by a suspect for the murder of scootaloo {TAKE THAT} *3 psyche locks appeared* *I don't even know what to say, do you have anything that says I was blackmailed* {TAKE THAT} *a trophy* "Not just any trophy the trophy that made you from an excitable energetic filly to one of the ego filled "I'm larger than life" ponies. You if you gave up that trophy she must have some dirt on you." *a psyche lock broke* *You have quite the imagination can you prove that shows that pony would blackmail me* {TAKE THAT} *You have the wrong pony, that letter is for scootaloo who's dead anyway* "Oh it's not just the letter I'm interested in I'm also quite intrigued by who wrote it, Diamond Tiara, who had that trophy you were blackmailed out of." *another psyche lock broke* *you still didn't prove that trophy is mine, for all we know it could be Diamond's* {OBJECTION} in this photo we see Diamond Tiara showing of her new cutie mark at her party notice how she has no wings or horn if you wan't to  argue wing growing spells." -party picture discarded as evidence- "It didn't break?" *You may have proven she couldn't own one herself, but that does not make it mine*, unless you have proof that ties me to that trophy* {TAKE THAT} "If this trophy isn't your's then why is your name on it?" *all psyche locks broken* Rainbow Dash tells twilight "I don't even know what else to say. I saw scootaloo cry in the distance on weather duty, it was December 1st the week before the murder, I tried to cheer her up with a ribbon I won in the race were I got my cutie mark, I knew something from her personal idol would cheer her up without dout, you may have herd murder never happened in equestria until December 7th, but it's a lie, 1 year ago a little girl named Dinkie committed suicide, Diamond's bullying was thought to be the poor girl's reason to take her own life, the trial was never held up do to lack of evidence, I took it, she took advantage of my addiction, I first started giving her what she wanted the next day, when she turned my drinking problem from bribe to blackmail, most likely because I would be less protective of this information when drunk, since she has wrote the stories for newspapers she's able to sneak her own stories in the papers." Twilight asked "Did you keep any evidence," Rainbow told her "It's all in that ribbon, I even told scootaloo about the suicide." At the police department Twilight asks " Sweetie bele did the victim have a ribbon on her by any chance?" "Yes half next to her body & the other half on her body." Twilight tells her it's evidence, so Sweetie gives it to her -ribbon added to evidence- later in Diamond's room Diamond tells twilight "your back? Take a hint and ditch this case, it's impossible to win." Twilight tells Diamond "no it's not, now please tell me hat your hiding," {TAKE THAT} *2 psyche locks appeared* *what would I be hiding* {TAKE THAT} *what nononononononononononononono, no, no!* "Diamond if you weren't hiding this ribbon you wouldn't be sweating bullets right now." *a psyche lock broke* *okay I was hiding this, but you need to tell me, what does this have to do with Anything* {HOLD IT} "whatever is in this locket must leave you tariffed as the ribbon it self is most likely not the cause of your fear" -ribbon discarded as evidence--Dinkie's suicide note added to evidence- "Since driving ponies to committing suicide is murder, your involved with same type of crime were holding a trial for tomaro." *all psyche locks broken* "well," Diamond tells twilight "you're forgetting I write for the stories every pony believes, any evidence against me won't be approved." "good luck you need it." later at the police department Twilight tells Sweetie "Wow you got your badge." Sweetie tells twilight "Ya the detective agency was so convinced this case would be solved they made me a full detective early if you ask for me I must be refereed to as," then she says "detective #9743810" wile saluting then Twilight asks detective Sweetie to approve the note as evidence. Sweetie replies "ya" -letter approved as evidence- "what's this" -Applebloom's testimony added to the evidence- "okay wish I know were more evidence was, but the killer won't tell me wait what did mr. Wright say" "I've ben able to talk to the dead via spirit chaneling." "I forgot to mention you need to be a high level spirit medium to chanel a spirit. My friend is the one who usually does it." okay telepathy spell in 543" "hello" "wow earlier than I expected" "hey I remember you, I mean that still continues to be my most strange case." "Hey I just need to ask a favor" "fine what is it." "I need to talk to my deceased friend and I would like your friend the spirit medium to chanel her. Thanks to your reaction, I think she would take it better if she knew." "Then you can talk to her, she's only watching the pink princess." "Okay" "hi" " I need to have you chanel the spirit of my dead friend." "Okay, were are you" "you can recognize me by my large amount of lavender, also my place is strange so expect weird all the time." In the town library "hey she's waking up." "So you want me to contact your friend." "!!" "Yah your probably expecting me to freak out but this is not the wirdest thing I have seen." (She has wings pierce her back, gets pony futures like no more fingers, nails on the other side, and she became the size of a 5 year old.) "That was the most disturbing thing, I have ever seen." "Hey twilight, how are you doing?" twilight tells scootaloo "okay, you on the other hand are dead & possessing the dominant species of another world, so I could get you to find evidence." scootaloo nods her head in agreement "I'll give you all the evidence I find you."