Turnabout my little pony parody

In court the next morning the Juge asks if both sides are ready Twilight says "I most certainly am." Pinkie states "The prosecution is almost prepared, I just couldn't find evidence that makes the blackmail look even slightly irrelevant" the Juge remembers pinkie likely forgot the opening statement again, and asks to see the first witness. The witness takes the stand so Pinkie says "state your name and profession for the record." *Diamond Tiara, I write newspapers* Pinkie says "begin your testimony *I went to sweet apple acres because my father filthy rich was making a business deal* {OBJECTION} Twilight says " Witness the owner of sweet apple acres didn't see your dad on the day of the murder." (Diamond has her tiara move back so she readjusts it) *okay I went to make fun of the crusaders but I left with silver when she was injured* {OBJECTION} "according to applejack's testimony you left 8 hours after silver spoon and combined with silver spoon's testimony you left at 10:58 as well as research showed the cuts were made at 2:59 & you stayed 7 hours & 59 minutes after scootaloo died." {OBJECTION} pinkie pie says "Yes she had time but Applebloom didn't see the witness." {OBJECTION} "I have proof that the kitchen is not the scene of the crime." "Please recall the defendant's testimony, when she was in jail she said *I did it, not on propose though, I just threw that knife, I threw it int'a mey friend, I didn't see er alive that day, the knife hit her once.* "But there is a fatal contradiction" {TAKE THAT} "There were 11 cuts there would be no need to add more after the victim died. That combines with the fact she didn't see the victim alive that day to show. The scene of the crime is. Since the only person with motive that was at Sweet Apple Accers at around the time of death was at the crusaders clubhouse that must be the real scene of the crime." {OBJECTION} pinkie says "One inconstancy doesn't prove that." {HOLD IT} "that's not the only contradiction my theory would help." {TAKE THAT} "Granny Smith's & Applejack's testimonies contradicted each other but with my theory it's cleared up, if the murder didn't happen in the kitchen it makes sense she didn't see the crime." {HOLD IT} pinkie says "The old lady merely forgot the time/killing" {OBJECTION} Twilight shakes her head & says "She was 100% certain on the time also nopony no matter how old would forget a murder they saw." {OBJECTION} Diamond says "What's my motive." {TAKE THAT} twilight reveals Ms. Tiara is responsible for Dinkie's suicide. Diamond says "To convict me that letter needs to pass evidence law. While #2 is obvious. Which detective approved it?" Twilight says "Detective #9743810.""She was recruited recently." {OBJECTION} "If the crime took place in the clubhouse we would find blood, also you should tell us the murder weapon." said Pinkie {TAKE THAT} Twilight tells the court "Blood can be cleaned up but this crack in a trophy she blackmailed an innocent mare the school is low budget  so the trophy is hallo & easy to break." {HOLD IT} "Stop don't open that please!!!!" Twilight smashes the trophy revealing a note -bloody memo added to evidence"I see a memo to herself covered in blood wile the letters can be seen the handwriting is unrecognizable however I can still call a witness to confirm if this is yours." The Judge is okay with this. Twilight says "Witness state your name and occupation." The witness answers "Rainbow Dash I'm captain of the weather team." *I was flying around sweet apple acres there I saw Dimond covered in blood she told me to get her something not commonly used as a container to hide a paper, I was in no position to question anything* The Judge states in shock "whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!" The crowd reacts Pinkie slams her hoof on her desk making a small earthquake silencing the crowd. A bit later the Judge asks "Pinkie where is ms. Tiara?" Pinkie answers "She has confessed and has ben arrested your honer." The Judge then declares Applebloom {NOT GUILTY} Later they all celebrated with a pinkie party.