Turnabout my little pony parody

March 3rd 2014 in ponyvile twilight got a telepathy from Pinkie "Pinkie so the earth pony spell casting book worked?" "Twilight I, I was arrested I need your help, a mass murder of many & 2 attempted murders took place in the basement kitchen of sugar cube corner." Pinkie suddenly stopped. At sugar cube corner she saw Sweetie Belle investigating with her horn. "Seeing the detective investigating reminds me to ask for what she found.""What did you find detective?" Sweetie Belle tells Twilight "I learned it takes electricity to open the basement door witch was possible as electricity spells were recently legalized there is an electricity kill switch that causes all the power to go out for a full ten minutes."-electricity kill switch added to evidence-"Pinkie's right fore hoofprint was found on the ladder next to the switch."-Pinkie's print added to evidence-"The only way to get there is to jump a 2 floor drop with precise minute timing without stumbling in fear but Pinkie has mental conditions as well as the fact that a mental test proved one of her personalities does not fluctuate fear as normal ponies do."-phycology note added to evidence--mental test results added to evidence-"Since the motive was insanity the death sentence was reduced from suffocation to nuclear inferno.""That shure didn't help.""Before I forget."-Atopsy report for all the murdered victims added to evedince--Rarity's Atopsy report added to evidence--Rainbow Dash's Atopsy report-"I used a spell that makes shure nothing could be overlooked so you probably won't find anything I didn't but you're welcome to try bye Twilight."