Wilhems Journey!!

*Ughhhhh* I groaned as I opened my eyes, only to be met with harsh sunlight. 'What the hell happened last night' I thought. My eyes shot open, hearing  my voice sounding more, "gruffer" than usual. I quickly tried scrambling to my feet, but instead of that, I somehow jumped 2 metres up in the air, and landed on the ground straight on my my feet. I quickly put my left hand on my knee to support myself, yet, as I looked down at my hand, I discovered that my hand was replaced with a robotic limb (thing). As I was looking at my hand, I noticed that, my legs were also replaced with some weird robotic limb. As I was contemplating my sanity, a giant lion half-breed jumped out of the flora to my right. Somehow, most likely driven by instinct, I jumped up in the air and landed on its back. I then tried punching it with my left hand, thinking that it would knock the creature out, but instead of that, the entire head exploded in a shower of meat, covering myself in its blood. I fell off the creature, due to shock, and landed on the ground. Because I had some time on my hands, I identified the creature to be a manticore, I new this because I watched a show known as MLP. After I calmed down, I decided to find out what I looked like, so I went to a river that was placed to the left of me. As I looked down at my appearence, I found out that I was Wilhem, a character from borderlands: The pre sequel.  (Google it)