"So I help you get to Mexicolt then what"

Celasita scratched her head "We lay low till it's safe to come back"

"Where are we going ?" As the group walked with overstuffed saddle bags. Luna and Cealsita wearing impeccable fake mustaches.

"Zecora's man" Luna answered with blood shot eyes.

The group finally made it Zecora's hut in the everfree.

Zecora walked out to great them.

Preforming the ancient art of bong tipping with luna as spike lit them both and they bubbled away.

"I take we are in a rush ? A bit of a time-crush ?"

"We need to go to Mexicolt, Flash is after us."

Zecora pulled out a crow bar and started ripping out floor boards.

Hours after packing every once of drugs they could pack into the cart. They set off on there epic journey of bribery , Gang wars and good ol road trips.

Luna whined " I'm hungry" Rubbing her mustache.

Cealsita knew she wouldn't stop until she had some food. She drove the motorized cart into the "TACO-HELL" Drive through.

"Welcome to Taco-hell, how can I help you ?"

Luna stuck her head out "I want Fifteen Crunch-Craps. Twenty Dew-Ritos Locos Tacos and a very large Dew-rito."

Twilight leaned her head out the window and begun to speak but she was cut off by Cealsita.

"Any sauce ma'am ?"

Luna yelled "EXTRA SPICY!!"

"Any thing else ma'am ?"

"No that is all" Cealsita pulling her bits out.

Twilight angered at the fact she didn't order.

Luna dove right into her food like a hobo that had his first meal in ages. Getting crumbs and making a mess all over her seat. She sipped on her drink as they drove.

"Celestia, I'm starving. Please can we stop at a hay burger ? "

"Sweet my self , I never knew you were so fat. Fine."

Twilight ordered her food and they moved along.

"Like really Twilight you really let your self go, Taco-Hell and Hay Burgers. In the same day , right after each other ? You need help."

Twilight had enough of this and threw her hay shake at Celestia. She caught it and drunk it down. "Nice of you to share Twilight."

Afterwords she arranged all the cups and wrappers label side out.

"What are you doing Celestia?"

"I'm sponsored, I gotta show off the product."

"Wait dont you own hay burger ? How are you ? ... You know what Im not going o ask.

Celestia yelled " I'VE FINALLY DONE IT, I TAUGHT THIS NUMB-SKULL SOMETHING FINALLY. THIS IS A GRAND DAY."

Everypony that was still awake clapped for Twilight. There was still hope for her.

Author's Note

... Why did I write this ? I'll never know.