Flash Sentry. Number one guard. All the mares loved him. (At least in his mind) Kept his collection of Twilight Sparkle personal items close, and her old diary he found in the library even closer as he tore through each page.

"Oh Twilight"Eyes scanning the page."I'll show my love for you one day"

He quickly tucked the book into his armor as another guard came in. " Ummm, sir ... we found a tunnel."

Flash's eyes gleamed"Oh , Really ?"

The guard knew flash was a bit off his rocker so he played along. "Yes, Really."

Pointing his hoof into the air "GATHER THE GUARDS AND LETS GO!"

Flash Sentry rushed through the tunnel. After finding out it led to Twilight's castle, he was going to borrow some ... evidence yeah ... evidence.

"Hmm , Wait out side. I'll search the castle"

Being outranked by Flash he and the other guards obeyed.

A loud high pitched scream could be heard "SENPA--- ERR TWILIGHT IS GONE !!"

As he walked out some guards noticed he gained a few pounds ... and was that a hair clip in his mane. "Umm sir is that a mane clip ?"

Flash quickly took it out and stuffed into his armor " I uh ... NO! IT IS NOT A MANE CLIP" he whispered "its a priceless artifact of my true love"

"An artia what ?"

"NOTHING" As he ran down the street. " PRINCESS TWILIGHT WAS FOAL-NAPPED BY PIMP-LORD THREE BILLION!!"

The guards marching behind him "What about the other princess's ?"

He muttered under his breath "Those useless things , trying to rival Twilight" He cleared his voice. "They must of been foal-napped as well."

"Uhh , ... why did it seem like he didn't care about Luna and Cealsita ?"
Flashes win streak ended with a trail that went cold.

Holding the diary"I'll find you twily, and I'll express my love for you" Reading more of her dairy."Don't worry, I can take your brother now that I'm stronger. No pony will keep me from you"

A guard walks in "Flash are you o--"

He was cut off by Flash "I'M FINE, LEAVE ME AT ONCE"

Author's Note

Somepony is obsessed.