The Guy

A man walks into ponyville... This is the story of CAPTAIN PEN IS (not to be confused with penis) he will run around and FUCK THE SHIT UP! enjoy.

Welcome one welcome all to 'The Guy!' My first story about me, Captain Pen Is, and my stupid as fuck adventures… I… don't have any thing else… do I? One Sec *rustling of paper*, nope that's it… go read the story… or not… don't give a flying fuck… bye…