When two kinds of ponies who are social opposites of each other can't get along, it's up to two world-famous unicorn salesponies to arrive on the scene with the answers to their problems---and make a few bits in the process. A fiction story inspired by MLP's Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 as well as Dr. Seuss' The Sneetches. (What triggered this one for me, however, was the Season 5 premiere episode: The Cutie Map. (I had pondered adding Starlight Glimmer to the story, but that seemed unnecessary once I finished the draft.)