A mane and tail with minds of their own? Suddenly appearing in one side of a mirror? Eating a whole cake in one bite? The bizarre and mysterious "Pinkie Sense"? Growing up on a "rock farm"?

This story will be a crazy, haphazard shenaniganing mishmosh of canon, fanon, bizarre and hopefully hilarious references to various things poni, fourth wall breaking, counting on six hooves, colorful spacetime disturbances, pastries, and anything else I (or anyone who leaves a comment) think of along the way.

Onwards! Super awesome exciting times await!