The P-Files

What would a post-face look like? The back of a book? A smiley face drawn on a post by some crazy unicorn? Pre-face de-face re-face la la la

Hello! Welcome to the story! Did you know the color pink is not an actual color? Google it! Also Google "Stroop Effect" because it's COOL! Hee!

A few notes:

~ I will be happily accepting suggestions (and, obviously, STEALING THEM ALL WITHOUT CREDITING YOU, BWAHAHAHAHA, kidding of course!) throughout the story! I have a general idea of where I'm going with this here idea, but there's plenty of room for other idearrs. Idea idea idea.

~If you thumbs-down / downvote / absolutely refuse to favorite / hate the living bejeezuz out of this story, I would absolutely love to know why. I'm by no means an experienced writer, so although I appreciate compliments, criticism (not the "lol u suck" variety, though I will accept that and attempt to 1-up your troll, but more the "you could have done XYZ better") is even more valuable.

~ENJOY THE STORY!!!!1!!1!!!2!!3!!!5!!!!!

Onwards! The "Next" chapter button should be just below, unless the relativistic lolcats got out again and bounced on the spacetime trampoline...