Steve The Asshole

It's a beautiful morning, the birds are chirping, pegasi are flyin'; nothing could ruin this amazing day in Equestria. Steve fell asleep in Twilight's bed; "Damn... *groan*, what happened last tight? ... Holy shit, she's sleeping next to me!" He stood there in silents for a second. "Eh, whatever." Steve walked outside. "Huh, I feel like getting a cupcake." He walks over to Sugar Cube Corner. Before going to Sugar Cube Corner, He was walking by Rarity's clothing shop; Rarity was hanging up clothes. "Oh my! That's some... uh-oddly made outfit you're wearing!" said Rarity. "Uhh... Thanks? Is that a complement?" "Uh... why don't you come inside for... maybe a few minutes." "Uh... I don't... I'm not sure--" "Come on, I got all kinds of clothing that you just got to see!" She said while pushing Steve inside. She showed him all of her styles and designs. "I am Ponyville's one and only clothes designer. I am also one of the best clothe designer in all of Equestria!" "Wow, this is all really good and all, but I really need to run." "Oh that's fine darling, I just love welcoming new Ponyvillians! You go ahead now, if you need anything clothes related, I'll be here!" "Okay, bye" Steve said walking out the door. "I'll said it once and I'll say in again, This is one odd town. It's not bad, it's not good, but it's somethin' I can call home." Said Steve. After walking from building to building, he finally reached his destination. He bumps into some one, the pony drops onto the ground. "Watch it, bitch!" Steve said. It turns out, it was Unknown_format's girlfriend Shadel! "Who are you?" Said Shadel. "I'm Steve, I work with the F.I.B. Federal Investigation Bureau (GTA V Turm, Not FBI). Well, used to." Steve looks down. "What's that?" "You don't know what the F.I.B. is!? Oh yeah, that's right... The F.I.B. is a type of Investigation group." "What do they do?" Shadel says getting up off the ground. "Well, say if some one is a member of a big country, and this person hates that country and says he's part of a terrorist group. The F.I.B. comes by and does two things, first they interrogate him to get as much information they can get, second they arrest him if what he's saying is true and go find anyone else associated with the Threat." Steve Explained. "Wow, that's cool... I'm lost, do you know where some one named Unknown_format is, he's my date" asked Shadel. "Unknown_format? Of coarse! I've known him sense Elementary School." "That's nice, but how are you going to find him?" asked Shadel. "See from where I come from, we have these devises called phones. We use these to communicate remotely; Just type in the phone number of who ever you wanna talk to. Unknown_format's number is 510-3400, and mine is 510-0199." "That's cool and all but I'd really like to find my date now." *Dialing* *Reaching* "Yeah man?" "Hey Format! What's going on?" "Nothin really man, just waiting here at Sugar Cube Corner for Shadel." "Oh yeah! She's right here next to me." "WHAT!? Dude I swear if you so much as say anything sexual toward her I will personally beat--" "No no no, I haven't done anything! She was lost and I'm just helping her find you! I wasn't gonna to anything to her; honest!" "...You sure about that?" "HONEST!" "Let me talk to her" "I'll put it on speaker so he can hear you" "Hey Unknown_format." "Hey Shadel, I'm right inside Sugar Cube Corner." "As a matter of fact Format, we're right outside from Sugar Cube Corner." said Shadel. *Hang up* "Let me tell you this, Unknown_format and me have been good friends for a really long time! If anyone messes this up, I will personally beat them to death with my bear hands!!" The door opens... Unknown_format looks at Shadel then Steve... "Hey Shadel and Steve! So Shadel, nothing happened?" "No Unknown, Steve and I were just talking." "Oh, okay; Steve wanna come inside for a cupcake, on me!" "Sure. You okay Format? You seem different." "Yeah, I'm fine! Just happier than usual."