Steve The Asshole

Steve, Shadel, and Unknown_format are sitting at a table, Shadel gets up... "Excuse me, I need to use the ladies room." Steve get's a perverted smile. "Steve, said you wouldn't do anything to Shadel!" "Not Shadel, just thinkin' about Twilight. Last night was fun;" "Don't tell me Steve, just don't!" Steve walks out of Sugar Cube Corner, He walks over to Twilight's Castle. "HOLT! Who goes there?" A door Guard says. "Steve G. Smith, I need to talk to Princess Twilight." "No-Go-Joe! You're banned." "For what!?" "Violating Privacy of a Princess, and disrespectful manners." Crystal Apples said. "And?" "Also for invading personal space in a sexual manner." "Me and her both know that she was enjoying it." "Get out of here! You make me sick" said Crystal. "Move outa my way or I will kill you." said Steve "How could you possibly--" *Stab* *Gun shot* *Gun shot* The Crystal falls to the ground. Steve walks into the castle, A puddle of blood forms around Crystal's dead body. "*Sigh* the good ole days of chasing cars and gunning down criminals." Steve walks up stairs, Flash is standing at the end of the hall. "Stop right there! You're in a heap of trouble" said Flash "I don't have time for this, just go away Naked Flasher." Said Steve. "Please Leave the area now! You're B--" *Slice* *Choking* Steve cuts Flash's Throat. *gun shot* *gun shot* Flash falls, he twitches with his eyes wide open. Steve stands there watching as Flash dies; "Don't worry flash, you will be missed." Steve walks away... "Not!" Twilight was sitting at her desk reading a book. Steve knocks at the door, *knock* *knock* *knock* "Knock Knock bitch! Guess who." "Coming." Twilight walks to the door, she opens the door. "Oh, hey Steve." she squirts. "You know that guard of yours, uhh... Flash I think his name is." "Yeah? What about him?" "I killed him." "What! WHY!?" she gets a shocked look on her face. "He was preventing me from seein' you." "Yeah, cause I Banned you!" Steve walks in. "Where are you going?" "Elements of Harmony eh? What a stupid book." "STOP IT! That book is a classic!" Steve sits on Twilight's bed, she walks over to her bed. "Get off my bed!" "Wow this book is garbage!" Steve tosses the book into the trash bin. Twilight takes the book out and says... "Come on! I just dusted this book off!" Steve walks over to Twilight. "Ever had a dick up your pussy?" the room goes silent, her eyes widen. Steve leaned his head and whispered "I'll bet 2 million bites you haven't even even tasted one." "So what is it? one, or none." "Uhh... Uhh... I--" Steve interruptes. "You do know that if you say one, you're a slut. If you say none, then you're a beggar; it's a trap." "Okay then... I--" "And if you don't answer, you're a pervert." "None! Okay there you go! Now, to change it around..." Twilight with a smug look. "Okay, hit me." "How many dicks have you had up your asshole? Trapped you this time!" The room goes silent again, Steve stairs at Twilight with a perverted smug smile. --===This part is a Gay Furry moment, If you do not wish to read this skip to the next set of brackets===-- "One." Twilight is shocked "two months ago, my dog Bonnie and me were playing fetch, after we finished playing, I was getting undressed for the shower, I tripped and face-planted on the floor, he came in and climbed on top of me." Twilight gasps. "That's disgusting! Didn't it hurt!?" She asked. "It wasn't enjoyable, but it wasn't horrible either." Twilight looks at Steve in disgust. "So, what your saying is your pet dog actually humped you!? And you liked it!? That's just nasty!!" "He was moaning and groaning and drooling all over my neck, I sat there and accepted it. He got off me, I turned around and he licked me inside the mouth. He continuously did it, he put his paws on my solders and trusted back and forth on me, our dicks touched together. I rubbed on his back with both hands, his tongue touched the back of my throat. I drooled, I closed my eyes, we did this for 5 minutes straight.[][][][][][][][][]" Twilight was shocked and started blushing. "That's weird, that's disgusting, that's... kinda hot." Steve looks at her with a questioning look, "Wait, what was that?" Twilight squirts. "You must have been one tough pony to take that!" Twilight leans and kisses Steve. Twilight blushes, Steve closes his eyes; Twilight puts her tongue in his mouth.

Part 2 - coming soon