Uggghhhh... where... am I?

My body feels numb and I feel... bigger. I couldn't tell for sure because I couldn't see. I couldn't open my eyes, hell I couldn't move. Yet even when I couldn't move, I felt strange. Like I wasn't myself. A small loading bar appeared in my empty vision, much to my surprise. I must have passed out on someone's computer screen, but that just brought up more questions. why was I on someone's computer screen, and why was I not blinded by the bright red light.

Once the loading bar was done, the computer screen came to life as I saw the autobot insignia, now I was scared I passed out on my own computer. Yet, I have never seen my, or any computer do anything like this. It started to load odd files, a small cursor moving through various programs until it came to one labeled "optic sensors". After a few seconds, the background shifted from that of a black background with autobot insignia to a thick forest. I had no idea what it was or what it meant, but the moment I wanted to move my eyes, the camera moved with me.

I was starting to get scared now. I moved my eyes again and each time I did, the camera to where the computer screen was did as well. I continue to look around, becoming more and more frantic. What's going on, what the hell is this? I try to move, an arm, a leg, hell a finger but I found no response.

I try to look around the forest to find some form of my surroundings. All I saw was the night sky beyond the thick brush because some idiot placed the camera at an upward angle. Though I did have a nice view of the night sky, that didn't exactly help my problem. The cursor began to move again as it started to move through the files yet again. It stopped at audio and upon clicking it I was greeted with an immense amount of feedback, scraping against my eardrums. I only heard it for less than a second but the ringing through my mind. I would call it painful, but at this point I was happy to feel anything at this point.

The cursor went through the file again, passing through many other functions for... whatever it was this thing was. It stopped on the one closest to the last function, in which it read 'Motor Function'. Before I could question it, the cursor clicked it and soon I felt a rush of pain, aches and just more pain. I could hear the sound of metal scraping against the trees as well as a sharp pain running through my arms.

I try to move away to escape the pain but soon find out that I wasn't the one moving. I was starting to panic now, what the hell was going on?! Whatever the camera was starting to stumble about and fell backward. Something struck my back, the puzzle was starting to come together but it couldn't be. Where was I? What was going on? And why the hell can't I talk!?

The camera starts to look around and I see a large lake, it was going to help me see what was going on and what exactly this thing is. I try to will this thing over to the lake but as I do, I freeze in shock at what I saw looking back. I may not remember much of what had happened, but I could recognize a god damn transformer when I saw one, even those crap-tastic Bay-formers. But what I saw wasn't a mangled mess of a vehicle and CGI, what I did see was a familiar character.

I soon began to realize that what I thought was a camera were my own eyes attached to my new body. I started to move my hands to my face and I could see what we're now my fingers. Thick cylinders that I knew could lock into place and become high powered gatling guns. I had no idea why this happened, why I was like this. Though, as I soon began to think about it, I started to laugh. On the inside at least, don't really know what's wrong with my voice.

"Over here! I think it fell this way!" I could hear voices coming closer to me.

"Be on your guard, we know not what hath fallen from the heavens." I stumble forward as quietly as possible to investigate the strange voice. I wasn't all that familiar with my new body yet, but I managed to get to where I needed to go without shaking the whole planet. I duck behind a few trees and look out to find another shocker. Ponies! Bat... ponies? Bat-ponies in a metallic blue armor? What the hell was going on here?

"Your highness, we found the crash site."

"Good work Starry-skies. Take me." Descending from the skies was a bigger pony. She wasn't like the others. Her coat was dark blue and her mane looked almost like it blended in with the night sky itself. On her head was a crown of sorts with a long horn. Not only did I find a unicorn, but a flying unicorn as well. That pretty much settles it, I'm in a dream. I'm a transformer in a world of old english speaking flying unicorns. I would very much like to wake up now before Mel Gibson comes in riding on my old family dog in his underwear.

"YOUR MAJESTY, I FOUND IT!!!" One of the guards shouted. I looked over and found him pointing over in my direction. I kept still just in case, but that failed as I soon realized that the others were looking at me as well. That was my signal to start moving. I dropped all attempts to be quiet and high tailed it deeper into the forest.

"After him!" I heard the female one command. I could hear their hooves chasing after me. I may be a giant robot with the power of a steroid infused army, but that doesn't mean I wanted to hurt anyone, even if this was a crazy-ass dream.

I swiped the trees aside, pushing them out of the ground and out of my way as I ran for dear life. As I came into a clearing, a sudden realization came to mind. I'm a giant F-ing robot! Why in the hell am I running from four foot tall ponies with spears while I'm a technologically advanced monstrosity? I may not have wanted to hurt them, but that doesn't mean I couldn't scare the ever loving crap out of them.

Standing in the middle, I waited for the ponies to show themselves and waited.

Author's Note

Welp here goes nothing. So as you can tell this is my first story so add in the comments if you have a constructive comment. Also my publishing schedule will be werid since I have no internet at my house.

Always fateful ~ Techno

(For those of you who don't know how he transforms)