Standing in the middle, I waited for the ponies to show themselves. My optics tracked the area around me for any organic life signs. I was about to give these ponies a scare of their lifetime. Who knows, I just may go down in history as one of their monsters. Ooh, the metal giant, I like that. "HAVE AT THEE!!!"

"Thor?" I turned around, hoping to find a golden hair Norwegian man with a hammer, but instead I was shot in the face by a blue energy beam. "OW, god dammit!!!" Holy crap that hurt, what the hell just hit me. As my vision tried to rearrange itself so that I was able to see once more, what should I find but the pretty blue pony standing on my chest. "Uh... mercy?"

"Sorry monster, we are fresh out of that." Oh crap. The next thing I knew, the pony shot a familiar blue laser into my face as things went dark once more. This was it. I was ready for the big sleep. I may not have gotten to have fun with this body, but god damn it was worth it. But now, I was ready to die. To go up into that big basement in the sky.

Or at least, I was. Until I saw something flash on my blank visor. "Stasis mode engaged" it read. But that would mean... ohhhhhh no.

Author's Note

Sorry for the short chapter guys and gals, me and my editor have been really busy. Me with testing and him being sick. Also Stasis Lock is one way transformers can survive if critically injured.

Always fateful Techno~