Right after finishing up the 8th grade, I - Zackery - feel a tremor during a sleepless night, and witness a purple bolt of lightning that knocks me out. I awake in a dark room with nothing but my clothes, my headphones, my phone, and a purple-furred animal near me. What I see when the purple animal switches on the lights is staggering, and the testing begins!
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Categorized as Comedy, but since it's kinda my first story, it might be a bit dry or sparse.
Written in first-person, present tense.