Spider-Man: Problems in Ponyville

"Woooo hooooo! Yeah!"

"Finally! A break!" I say. Slinging from my webs, I gaze around the beautiful city of Manehattan from the sky. "Well, what should I do?" I ask to myself. Oh, who am I kidding, I'll be stuck here fighting crime for spring break. I continue swing through the city, looking for crime for me stop. I land on a building rooftop and wonder what to do. The people come first, not me. Because with great power comes great... I start to hear the familiar sound of police sirens. I sigh and start to form a small smile underneath my mask. "Well, here we go again." I say. Let's do this! Swinging through the sky, I follow the sounds of the sirens and wonder who I'm fighting this time. Sandman? Rhino? Electro? Green Goblin!?! Oh wow, I haven't seen him for a while.

The Goblin laughs one of his creepy, crazy, sinister laughs. He tosses pumpkin bombs down to the streets below. "Why bother you stupid cops? You know you can't beat me."

"Yeah, but I can."

"Huh? What the h-" Goblin starts before I kick him off his glider with my legs first. I watch him fall down below into my web. The officers get to him, but he recovers quickly. He starts giving out punches to the officers that are near him. Swinging down below to the Green Goblin, I reach him and punch him into a building's wall. "That was easy." I comment. I quickly try to web him to the wall with, well, my webs but the Goblin is gone. Where the heck did he go? My question is answered when I feel something tugging on my back and realize I'm being pulled from the ground, and into the air. Greeny's glider gains speed quickly and it starts zooming past buildings. The Green Goblin laughs maniacally, like he usually does, and zooms past buildings on his glider.

"Hey! You can slow down, you know!" I shout to Green Goblin over the roar of the wind. "Oh, but I have no intention of doing that yet, Spider-Man. Heh heh heh..." the Green Goblin replies. Holding on to one of my hind legs, he drags me across the walls of passing hotels, business buildings, and stores like a ragdoll. He's obviously having the time of his life, beating me up and stuff. Me, on the other hand, am not doing so good. I'm covered in bruises and my costume has a bunch of cuts and holes in it. I've gotta do something! And fast!

"Hey Gobby!" I manage.

"What?" he says, turning his head towards me. "You're gonna crash, buddy." I say.

"Idiot, I'm not that stupi-" he starts but, well, crashes into a building. His glider is damaged and it keeps making us go in circles and turn in different directions. He lets go of me, and I start to go down, and down, and down, and down, and down, and...down.

Ha! You probably thought I was gonna leave you hanging there, didn't you? Well, I'm not. That would suck.

Reacting quickly, I shoot a web at the nearest building. My web line connects to a, you know, a building. I swing over to the building and land on it's side. I scale the wall quickly scanning the sky for the Green Goblin, but find nothing. I shoot another web line to a hotel and swing. I swing around the nearby area and find nothing. The Green Idiot must have left. Well, I guess he wasn't that much of an idiot since he left, knowing what's good for him. Well, back to what I was doing before fighting the Goblin. Oh yeah! I was thinking about how I'm gonna be stuck here for a week, meaning it shouldn't even be called spring break! Jeez, this sucks. But...

Hmm....What do we have here? I guess my day's not done yet.