Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Button Mash breathed a small sigh of relief, as he locked the stall door behind him. No other stalls were in use. The colts bathroom at school was unoccupied.

Now, he could do what he’d been wanting to do for some time now. He quickly placed his saddle bag on the floor, and opened it to reveal a pack of diapers that fit his size.

It hadn’t been easy to smuggle them into school, but at last Button Mash was going to get to put one on. And he did so without hesitation, taking the first diaper out of the pack and pulling it around his waist until it fit snuggly. After sprinkling a bit of foal powder, Button Mash put the diaper pack back into his saddle bag, and walked out of the bathroom stall.

Unfortunately, he’d forgotten to make sure the bathroom was still unoccupied, and bumped straight into Truffle Shuffle.

“Hey, watch where you’re going!” Truffle Shuffle said angrily, then he took notice of what Button Mash was wearing and started laughing. “Why are you wearing a diaper? Don’t you know how to use a toilet?”

“Of course I do. I only wet the bed every other week now.” Button Mash replied, before he quickly cupped his hooves around his mouth. He really needed to work on his tendency to talk without thinking.

“Oh Button, that’s just embarrassing,” Truffle Shuffle teased, poking Button Mash’s diaper with a hoof “And that still doesn’t explain why you’re wearing a diaper now.”

“I don’t have to tell you anything!” Button Mash protested.

Truffle Shuffle wasn’t at all bothered by Button Mash’s angry stare, he just continued to poke at Button Mash’s diaper, until Button swatted him away with one of his own hooves. “Stop touching my diaper! Go buy your own if you want to wear one!” Button Mash said angrily.

“Only babies and old ponies wear diapers,” Truffle Shuffle replied teasingly “And ponies that can’t control when they poop or pee. Is that what’s wrong with you, Button? Did you lose the ability to control when you go to the bathroom?”

“N-no.” Button Mash said nervously, wetting himself in fright.

“Well, your diaper that you just peed in says otherwise.” Truffle Shuffle said, raising his hoof in a tsking motion. He then grabbed Button Mash by the diaper, and dragged him into the same stall Button Mash had come out of just a few seconds ago.

“Let go of me! I need to get changed or I’m gonna get a diaper rash!” Button Mash complained.

But Truffle Shuffle didn’t care, he just stuck Button Mash’s head into the toilet bowl, leaving Button Mash’s butt sticking out like an archery target.

“I’ll change your diaper, little baby, on one condition.” Truffle Shuffle said to Button Mash.

“Name your price.” Button Mash replied, raising his head out of the toilet bowl.

“You gotta poop yourself. It would seem like such a waste to change a diaper that’s only slightly wet.” Truffle Shuffle explained.

“What?! No way! I’m not pooping in my diaper!” Button Mash protested.

“Wrong answer, Button!” Truffle Shuffle replied, pushing Button’s head back into the toilet bowl. He then pressed down on the toilet handle, and giggled as he felt it give into his weight.

Poor Button Mash tried his best not to cry, as his head spun around and around with the toilet water as it swirled down the drain. The last time he’d been on the receiving end of a swirly, was when he’d accidentally overwritten his brother’s profile on Haylo 2.

“So, let’s try this again. This time, with the right answer!” Truffle Shuffle said seriously, as Button Mash’s raised his head from the bowl, toilet water dripping onto the floor and his diaper.

Just then, the stall door flew off its hinges, as a white coated pegasus stallion with red eyes, a mane and tail of golden locks trimmed short, and a set of weights for a cutie mark shouted “That’s quite enough, Truffle Shuffle!”

Truffle Shuffle gulped, and turned around in time to see the massive stallion grab him by the neck. “B-Bulk Biceps…” he began nervously.

“That’s Mister Biceps to you, young stallion!” Bulk Biceps said angrily “Didn’t your momma ever tell you it’s not polite to pick on other ponies? Especially ones wearing diapers?”

“B-but, Button Mash isn’t a baby. He shouldn’t be wearing a diaper!” Truffle Shuffle protested.

“If he wants to wear one, it’s none of your business!” Bulk Biceps scolded “Now get out of here before I tell Miss. Cheerilee what you’ve been up to!”

Truffle Shuffle didn’t need to be told twice, and bolted out of the bathroom as fast as he could.

“My hero!” Button Mash shouted in a high pitched voice, as he raced towards Bulk Biceps and clung to one of his legs.