Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Fancy Pants disliked to talk about his most intimate part of life in public, as it wasn't neither subject of small talk nor subject of political discourse, but only something to be spoken about with the workers of the fields and, should luck with the protections run out, with medical professional. His situation was neither, but, at the same time, his history of sexual congresses was a key to get him out of his current predicament, one ultimately caused by the carelessness of a tour operator that had promised a vacation back in time.

"What's the matter Fancy, little one? Too hot?"

Fancy Pants sighed, as he set his right hoof over his now-little chest, his composure vacillating after a rather long day passed in-between patronizing comments, surprise losses of control over his bodily functions and consequent diapering, spoon-feedings, and hours on end passed in trying (in vain) to do something he could like, instead of just staying inside a playpen and begin read books of a rather level of quality. Now he was buckled to a red highchair, with a tray decorated with the printing of a forest, and a multicolored plastic dish full of plain boiled rice.

"No, I am not in need of assistance with food." Fancy Pants said to Fluer de Lis' mother, a light grey mare with golden curly mane in front of him, who was eating some salad, as, just next to her, Fancy Pants' future wife, also tied to a high chair of the same colour, was devouring rapidly her bowl of rice, in stark contrast to what was going to be her future self's behaviour. Fancy Pants took the blue spoon his front hooves and took a spoonful of rice, so to stop the mare from trying to spoonfeed him again "I am just pondering something."

That said, Fancy Pants ate the spoonful slowly and carefully, sending the mare in a small fit of giggles.

"See, Fluer? That's how you should eat your food!" Fleur's mother said. Fleur De Lis stopped briefly to eat, as she scrunched up her face and looked at Fancy Pants.

"Nah!" Fleur De Lis said in a manner quite appropriate to her age, just before stuffing her face with the last spoonful of rice left for her. Meanwhile, Fancy Pant was halfway through the spoonful, carefully eating each and every grain of rice, so to not spill it and, as he did this slowly, he let his mind concentrate into finding a solution to his current and biggest problem.

"Let us see... my wife is a young filly and acts like one, so, naturally, she is not a resource por se, but I think I can talk about the marriage-to-be as way to cement my position as accidental time traveler, once a proof is found. However, what the proof could be?"

As Fancy was thinking that, he took another spoonful of rice. Fleur De Lis' mother went on and served the mixed vegetables in a new dish to her daughter, just before grabbing the spoon out of Fancy Pant's hooves with a giggle. Fancy Pants jolted in place startled, his train of thought interrupted, as his mind went back to focus on the current annoyance of Fleur De Lis' mother somehow not getting that he was a stallion in a foal's body.

"C'mon, spoons don't hurt!" She said, before stuffing the spoon inside Fancy Pant's mouth, causing him to moan in protest, before suckign away the rice. "See?"

Fancy Pants wanted to swear at the mare, but, with a small lip bite and a deep breath, he decided to let her feed him, so to be left mostly alone while he thought. With his mouth open, he attempted to re-establish the train of thought.

"I was saying... oh, yes, about my spouse-to-be not begin useful right now and the need to find the proof of my real age. However, what could be a proof? I may be a somewhat close acquaintance with one of the Elements of Harmony and have met them all at least once, but I do not know their parents' names and, considered that they are obviously still not conceived, my knowledge of them is useless, and tell the exploits of the Elements of Harmony would be shrugged off as a fairy tale or myth."

"Open wide for the veggies!" Fleur De Lis' mother spoke up, breaking Fancy Pants' train of thought again. Fancy Pants groaned silently and opened his mouth back up, after a brief moment of rest from the continued mouth opening he had taken mid-thought, so to not cave to the gag reflex, before the new spoonful entered in his mouth, allowing him to go back to think.

"I could try my luck with politics, but... I have little idea about the situation at this point of time, despite all my research, and talk about the inner works of the State could be aken as sheer blind luck. I have no mechanical skills that would be beyond a gifted foal's..." He felt the last spoonful begin give to him, and, with a slurp, he finished it, the cold semi-cooked vegetables going down to his stomach "guess I will have to talk about my sexual relationships. But how?"

"Good colt!" Fleur De Lis' mother commented, as she unbuckled Fancy Pants and put him down on the floor "There's still time 'til bedtime, you can go play in the nursery while you wait!"

Fancy Pants then left his white diaper covered with foalish designs begin patted, and saw Fleur De Lis running as fast as she could towards the nursery. Fancy Pants followed Fleur De Lis with a sigh.

After what felt like a hour, but had been likely just twenty minutes, Fluer De Lis' mother opened the nursery door with a creaking sound.

"Changies and bedtime now!"

Fleur immediately stopped to comb her doll's mane to cross her front legs and pout, while Fancy Pants got up and turned around to show off the clean state of his diaper.

"Can I play more?" Fleur De Lis asked, still pouting, as her mother lifted her up and then made her diaper squish.

"No, sweetie, you have to go to bed now, you can play tomorrow!" She said, before putting Fleur down and going to Fancy Pants, poking his padding and making it crinkle slightly, causing Fancy Pants to gasp and feel slightly embarrassed by the act.

"Good colt!" Fleur's mother said, as she took up his right hoof and lead him to the bathroom, causing Fancy Pants to feel even more embarrassed by the words spoken by the mare.

After a quick trip to the bathroom, where Fancy Pants had been forced to sit on a foal's potty and relieve himself there and watch as the mare praised him for his action and dramatically threw his wastes away in the toilet.

"I was not in need to see that..." Fancy Pants muttered to himself, as he walked back inside, only to see Fleur De Lis with her diaper untaped poking around her young labia. "And I did not need to walk into the filly that will be my wife touching herself either!"

Fleur De Lis' mother rushed towards her.

"Fancy, cover your eyes! Fluer, how many times did I tell you that you mustn't touch yourself there?!" Fleur's mother said, rushing towards her daughter and slapping her hoof away, making Fleur whimper a little.

"B-but... it feels good!" Fleur De Lis whined, making Fancy Pants cringe a little, due to the sheer uncomfortableness the sight caused.

"It doesn't matter, good little fillies don't do it!"

"But why?" Fleur De Lis asked in a voice between the curious and the whiny, which only made Fancy Pants cringe one more time, before realizing the opportunity he risked to waste, if he didn't speak up quickly.

"Because they don't!" Fleur's mother said, causing her to ask it again.

"It is for your well-begin." Fancy Pants whispered to himself. He then took a deep breath and then spoke.

"Actually, it is because your..." Fancy Pants stopped briefly to try to find a tasteful word for the vagina, before deciding to settle for a foalish term "so-called 'donut' is, along with your mind, ready to work as divine instrument of pleasure."

Fleur De Lis tilted her head and looked at Fancy Pants in curiosity, as her mother froze in place with her mouth agape.

"I know it, because I used to be a... rather frequent user of your and some other mare's lower place of shared lustful pleasure."

Fleur de Lis pointed at herself, a little confused.

"You stole my kitty? But I have it!"

Fancy Pants chuckled, before answering to her innocent wife-to-be.

"We will be spouses in the future, and you will like that, more than anything you have experienced so far."