Chapter 1 - Nothing Interesting
The Space Wizard
Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship and Element of Magic, was sleeping on a pile of misplaced paper in her castle library. The floor underneath the paper was crystalline, and strangely comfortable to stand on/lie down on. During this slumber, a young dragon, Spike, had drunk two cups of coffee and watched a full game of Hoofball.
“The water goes... Swirly-whirly and then the dirt...” The sleeping alicorn was mumbling incoherent sentences to herself during her sleep, per the norm. Spike tended to ignore Twilight during her sleep, as what she says usually made no sense. But this one time, he had decided to look from his magical television and listen to her. Who knows what she might say next? The drake waited for about half a minute, and then turned back to the magical television next to him. “Call upon the sea ponies...” The sleeping princess began to make sounds such as ‘shoobedoo’ and so on. Spike retuned his curiosity onto his close friend.
She said nothing.
“Always when I’m not paying attention.” The young dragon mumbled to himself, not expecting anybody to have heard. But something had heard. Something powerful, something evil, something that would change Equestria like nothing had ever done so before.
“This is where my Buu is? A planet filled with pastel-coloured horses, dragons, and other creatures? Hohoho, it’ll be fun to see their little faces when I...” The small, brown alien corrected himself, “When Buu destroys their planet!” The alien turned around, his light-blue cape moved in the air, and he adjusted his belt of which had a large, black M on the front. The travel pillow-like object behind his neck kept the alien’s head up through the countless nights of watching the planet where he had left his ‘Buu’ many centuries ago.
“Lord Babidi, are we going to find your ‘Buu’?” A red-coloured demon, with the same clothes as Babidi had on, albeit lighter colours and the orange pillow-shaped object was light blue, asked the alien. Babidi looked up at the red demon. “Yes, we are. Now come along Dabura, I’ll require your assistance on the journey ahead.” Babidi motioned for his follower to enter the large, strangely shaped spaceship just outside his wizard tower.
The demon didn’t walk there, he instead seemingly teleported there. The space wizard did the same.
Applejack, farm pony and Element of Honesty, was awake, bucking some trees, and collecting apples for tomorrow, as every second Saturday of every month, the Ponyville market was open.
“It sure is mighty dark out here.” The farmer spoke to herself, in her strange accent that was only used by Applejack, her family, and most of Appleoosa. “Maybe ah should go git some sleep.” The tired farm pony quickly decided against the decision, as she had not yet collected enough apples for the day ahead. She went to the next tree, collected apples, onto the next tree, collected apples, and so on until all the trees were stripped bare of all their fruit. But before the apple farmer reached her home, she collapsed on the floor from fatigue, and fell into a deep sleep.
Pinkie Pie, the resident baker and party thrower extraordinaire of Ponyville and Element of Laughter, was busy scribbling multiple ideas for the party that she anticipated that just HAD to happen! She had a ‘Pinkie Sense Combo’ as she called it, in which her tail twitched, her left eyelid constantly fell down and up, her front legs wobbled, and her mane stood on end, which meant that an alien was going to visit!
“I just can’t wait until it gets here! But what if it doesn’t like parties?! But everypony likes parties! How can an alien not like parties? What if its culture is built upon parties...? Or anti-parties! Well now I just don’t know what to think! Oohbutwhatifitreallyreallyreallylikespartiesor... Or...”
The party pony’s scribbling began to get slower and slower, until she immediately fell on the floor, and began to sleep. I have yet to find a reason for this.
Fluttershy, animal caretaker, Element of Kindness, befriender of Discord, and overall a shy pony, was currently sleeping. She had been tuckered out from that night, as the shy pony had had to look after a new animal that she’d never seen before: it called itself a ‘Murloc’. The Murloc had quite the looking after process. It mostly involved... Dangerous activities, of which Fluttershy couldn’t bring herself to watch, and quickly realised that this thing had no followable train of thought, was a carnivore, and could not tame it.
Rarity, owner of the Carousel Boutique, the self called ‘Fashion Police’ and Element of Generosity was accompanying Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer of Equestria, weather pony and Element of Loyalty on an adventure given to them by the map, inside of the room of the Friendship Council within the middle of Twilight Sparkle’s new castle.
They were currently at the heart of Yak-Yakistan, on an adventure to restore emotion to the kingdom, as all the Yaks had been devoid of all feelings due to the grand center of the land being completely razed to the ground from a freak accident.
"Oh, bother. It always happens when I don't care, doesn't it?" A yellow-coated unicorn mare with a bright red mane and a curly tail rhetorically asked herself, as she moved her hooves along very large knife. This knife that she held in her hooves, was then brought swiftly down onto the marble counter in front of her. "Can't stand carrots. Still, if people order carrots with their food, they'll get carrots." She said.
An old, worn-out shovel was being plunged into some dirt. Holding the shovel was an old, gray-coated, earth pony stallion with a bright-white mane and no tail. The old stallion brought the shovel back out of the dirt with some effort. The stallion turned around to face the camera behind him.
"Grave diggings a good job, mate."
Author's Note
Can we focus on the razing? I want to know more about the razing.
