The Rainbow Swag

It was nighttime, the girls were throwing a party at Pinkie Pie place. However, Rainbow Dash didn't show up because she was on a date with another mare. Every time she's out on a date, she's always showing up late to meet up with her friends. Sometimes her friends were annoyed and cool with her hobby. Until, this one night will test the young pony swagger.

After the party was finished, the girls were helping Pinkie cleaning up the mess. As they were cleaning up, Rainbow Dash enters the room, with her sunglasses on. When Applejack spotted the chill pony, she sighed, "Ah, look what the cat drag in."

Fluttershy look around and said, "I don't see no cat. All I can see is Rainbow Dash."

"That was just a... Forget it there sugarcube."

The girls waited till the pegasus has spoken to them. Sadly, she was in her own little world after her date. Finally, she spotted her friends and said, "Oh ha guys. Pinkie Pie, I'm sorry for showing up late."

The rest of her friends were ashamed of her, except for the pink pony. She cheerfully said, "OH it's okay, Dashie. At least you show up at my after party!!"

"Thanks Pinkie."

Then, the excited pony jump for joy, "Soooooo, how was your date?!"

"It was fine. Another hot mare, another hot date. I think you can say that another girl fallen into the rainbow swag."

"That sound great, Dashie! So what was her name?!"

The pegasus stopped and try to remember her date. Then, she gave up, "I don't know. I didn't even ask her. But dang she was fine."

Twilight, on the other hand, can't stand this ridiculousness anymore. She steps up and yelled, "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" Her shout startled the others, including Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow Dash you are always showing up late on every events we started. You never show up at our hangout, parties, and meetings. You're always out there dating every day."

The startle pegasus was quiet for a while, then finally spoken, "So we're good."

The young princess sighed angrily and resumed, "No, we're not good because you kept doing it every single time. You mostly dated every mares in Ponyville. You dated Lyra."

Rainbow cut off the princess, "Oh yeah. That girl sure knows how to cuddle. I wonder if she's still available tomorrow."

"You dated Bon Bon, in fact, you dated them both."

"Ha, two girls are better than one. Plus, they're a perfect match to go out with at the same time."

"You dated Vinyl."

"She's like me, can you blame that. The mare is both awesome and sexy. Plus, the girl is awesome at kissing."

"You dated Octavia."

"She's kind of reminds me of Rarity. All hot and sexy." After she bite her tongue, she then realizes that Rarity is standing right in front of her. She laughed, "Not that I would ever date you. Unless you want to."

After the awkward silence, the princess resumed, "You even dated Derpy."

"Yeah, she was the weirdest date I ever go out with. She thought I was a tree branch."

"You dated Berry Punch."

"Ha, me and Berry Punch have something in common. We both love drinking cider. Actually, on our date, she blackout after drinking ten cups of them. Then, I drop her at her house and left."

"You also dated Ms. Mayor, the mayor of Ponyville."

"To be fair, I thought it was a normal mare. How should I know it was the mayor." Then, she remembered the Cutie Mark Crusaders newspaper incident, "Oh yeah. Now I remember."

Fluttershy added, "You dated Cloudchaser and Flitter."

"Yeah, these two were epic. Dating two pegasus sisters are awesome. I may grab their interest when I did my sonic rainboom, they always fall for me when I perform my awesomeness."

Applejack cut in, "You also dated there flower ponies."

"Yeah, those girls were fine. In fact, they were begging me to go out with them. Then at the end, I think they lost interest in me."

Pinkie appeared beside her and gasped, "WHAT?! WHY?!"

"Things were going smoothly, until when I stepped on a rose, they fainted."

Rarity steps in, "You also dated the spa twins as well."

"Ooh yeah. Those two were very smooth. They really rock my world. I wouldn't mind if they ask me to come over and give me a massage." Then, she bit her lips while picturing about the massage.

They were finally done naming all the mares that the rainbow pony had dated. Twilight, then continued, "You had dated so many of these ponies, that we keep track of their names. And that was in a month."

Rainbow bragged, "Ha its not my fault, no girls can't resist the rainbow swag." Then, she put on her sunglasses again. "Yeah. I get the girls, like a boss."

"You always bragged that it's so easy to date any kind of mares. I believe you can't date every mares you run into."

Rainbow Dash push her sunglasses down a bit and spoke, "Are you challenging me Twilight?" The young princess grinned and nodded. "Fine, name any ponies you want me to date. I will date them in ten seconds flat."

The purple alicorn was thinking for awhile, then an evil smirk was shown on her face. She finally answered, "I want you to date... Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!"

All of them gasps after she mentioned the two rulers, but not the swagger. She pulled her sunglasses back and jumped, "Challenge Accepted!!"