The Rainbow Swag

After the day when Rainbow Dash was challenged, she and Pinkie Pie arrived at the castle of Canterlot. While the pink pony hopping, she asked the pegasus, "So why are we here again?"

She sighed again, "Pinkie, I already told you, we are going to the castle so I can ask the princesses to go out with me. At the end, they will fall over heels for me and said Yes! Yes! YES!! Then, I will tell Twilight two words after I'd accomplished my goal."

"Cotton candy!!"

"Ye- Wait what? No."

"Chocolate Chip!"

"No!"

"Ice Cream!"

"No!"

"Gummy ball!"

"No!"

"Gummy cake!"

"No!"

"Hot Fudge!"

"No!"

"Flavored Cupcakes!"

"No!"

"Pizza St-"

Then, the rage pony cover her friend mouth and yelled, "STOP GUESSING!!" The pegasus took a deep breath and resumed, "No, I would go right up to her face and shouted, RAINBOW SWAG!!"

"So why am I here?"

"Because you're the pony out of the others I want to tell it to. Plus, I pretty sure you're the one who ain't gonna make fun of me when I failed, which isn't going to happen." When they stopped by the entrance, "Pinkie, you won't mind if you stay right?"

"Sure. Good luck, Dashie."

As she was about to enter the entrance, two guards stood in front of her. "Yoo bucketheads," said Rainbow Dash, "stand aside, I need to tell Princess Celestia and Princess Luna something really important."

The guard on the right side spoken, "I'm sorry, but the princesses are unavailable during this time."

"What are they doing?"

The guard beside him answered, "The two sisters want to spend time with each other. So we believe they don't want any disturbance."

"Don't worry, I'm just gonna say something really quickly."

"Sorry miss, but as long we're here we are not leaving the princesses side. Now I've to ask you nicely to leave."

Then, the rainbow pony looks around to find something to draw the guards away from the entrance. Finally, she spotted a colt holding a bit in his hoof. She shouted to the guards, "Ha look that guy stole a bit from a filly. Stop him!" The two guards started to charge the innocent colt, which causing him to run away. Leaving Rainbow to enter the castle freely.

After she made her way up the stairs, she finally found the princess room. Making sure they're in there, she leans up against the door and heard their conversation. When she knocked the door, Princess Celestia opened it and spoke in a loving tone, "Oh! Hello Rainbow Dash."

Rainbow Dash spoke nervously, "Oh, hello your highness. Is Luna in here?"

"Why yes. Is there something you want to talk to her?"

"Well, actually I need to talk with both of you."

"Oh, please come in then."

While the pegasus walks into the princess room, she spotted Princess Luna lays on the floor. When Luna spotted the rainbow pony, she greets her as well, "Oh, hello Miss Rainbow Dash."

After Celestia lays beside her sister, she asked the young pony, "So what do you want to talk about Rainbow Dash?" When she was about to answer, she paused and was taken by their beauties. She began to blush and smile at the two princesses. The two sisters were a bit confused by the young pony look. "Rainbow Dash?"

The pony shake her head and asked, "Um princesses... I was just wondering... do y'all want to go out with me?"

The two sisters look at each other and answered, "No."

"Great! So when do y'all want to-" She paused and turn toward them, "Wait a second, do y'all said no?"

"Sorry Rainbow Dash, but yes, we did say no," Princess Celestia answered. "I am sorry my little pony, but you're too young for us and we're not interested in you. Now please leave."

Then, the pegasus stops her and said, "Will y'all change your mind if I wear this?" She put on her sunglasses and spoke, "S'up girls."

Both the princesses were annoyed by the pony foolishness and answered yet again, "No."

After the rainbow pony removed her sunglasses, she cried, "What if I-" Then suddenly, the princesses fired her and she found herself outside of the castle beside Pinkie Pie.

"Sooo how it goes Dashie," asked Pinkie. "Did they say yes?! Did they say yes?!"

The sad pony looks down at her own failure and said, "N-n-no."

The party pony walk over and comfort her friend. "I'm sorry Rainbow, but sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. Come on, let's go home."

"Yeah, lets-" then the rainbow pony stopped and rethink. Finally, she shouts, "Wait!! Maybe they're interested in me. They were playing hard to get, they always play that."

"Really, they were!!"

"Yeah, they were. No ponies can't resist the rainbow swag."

"So what are you going to do?"

"I'm going to find a way to make them more interested in me. Then at the end, they're going to fall in love with me."

"That sound perfect Dashie. So what do we do now?"

"We're going to rent a hotel to live in until my mission is complete. Come lets go."

Finally, the two friends head out and get some rest for today. Then, tomorrow Rainbow will win the hearts of the two princesses.