The Rainbow Swag

The next morning, at the hotel, Pinkie Pie is still asleep in bed, sleeping like a baby. Then, Rainbow Dash enters through the window and shouted, "PINKIE PIE WAKE UP!!"

Her shout startle the pink pony, which causing her to fall to the floor. She popped behind her rainbow friend and yelled, "HA DASHIE!!! HOW YOU DOING?!!"

The party pony roars hurt the pegasus ears. "Why are you shouting?!"

"Oh sorry. Because you were shouting first." Then, she spotted carrying roses in her hoofs. "So what are the roses for Dashie?"

"Ok Pinkie. Let me tell about you about my rainbow swag plan." Then, the pegasus pulls out her plan chart and took a deep breath before explaining her master plan. "Alright, let's me explain my full proof plan. Part A: I will enter the princesses room, stealthily, and plant the roses in their beds labeled 'your secret admirer', which they will love. Then, Part B, I will repeat Part A but to plant chocolates boxes and a poem attach to them. Finally, Part C: You will make a supreme cake for the princesses, which I will deliver directly to them, and I will reveal that I'm their secret admirers. In conclusion, the princesses will fall in love with me and I will shout out to Twilight, RAINBOW SWAG!!"

After she was done explaining her ideas, Pinkie was trying to figure it all out and she finally nodded. She questioned her friend, "That sound great, you want me to make the cake for the princesses?"

"Yeah, why?"

"So what's in it for me?"

"You get nothing."

"Oh yeah."

"Alright, I'm gonna plant the roses in the princesses room. While I'm gone, you're going to make some chocolates for tomorrow." Suddenly, she paused and she realized that there one big problem to her plan. "Ah, horse feathers!! How are you going to make the chocolates and cake without your baking sets?"

The pink pony grabbed and throw her suitcase toward an empty space. When it landed, the suitcase burst open and released an entire kitchen for her cooking. "Okey Dokey Lokey!! I'm all set."

Her friend was speechless after the event. "How did yo... Forget it. I'm gonna head out."

After the rainbow pony exit the apartment, her friend waved goodbye and shouted, "Good luck Dashie."

At the castle, the rainbow pony made her through the garden and scan the area, making sure there's no guards patrolling. After she was done checking, she flies to the princess room window and gentle open it. When she got inside, she planted the roses on the princess beds, making sure they will spot them when they enter. Then suddenly, she could hear them coming from the hallway. She rushes to the window and close it.

Before she left, she presses her ear against the window to hear their conversation. She heard a Princess Celestia voice, "So our next meeting will be tomorrow sister?"

Luna voice, "Why yes sister. Our schedule for tomorrow will be-" Her voice stopped. Rainbow Dash hopes they spotted the roses. Finally, the younger sister resumed, "Oh my. Someone left these lovely roses for us."

The pegasus smiles wide when they mention her gift. Celestia spoke, "Indeed, these roses are so generous. Wait, there's a note. 'For the beautiful Princess of Light. From your secret admirer.' Oh, how adorable."

"Now mine. 'For the lovely Princess of the Night. From your secret admirer.' Oh my, this is so delightful! I wonder who send these thoughtful gifts?"

"I don't know, but I would love to meet them."

After they read her gifts, she left the castle and shout for joy as she's flying toward the sunset, "YES! YES! YES!!!"

At the their apartment, while Pinkie Pie is baking chocolates for tomorrow, Rainbow Dash burst into the room and shouts with joy, "OH MY GOSH PINKIE IT WORK!!"

The pink pony dropped a spoon and scream with excitement, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HOW THEY REACT?!!"

"They were totally fallen in love with their secret admirers gifts, which is me. Soon after Plan B and C, they will totally fall for the rainbow swag."

"Of course your plan is going to work Dashie. The princesses are going to love your gifts, especially the cake one. It's their favorite dessert than everything!!"

"I couldn't have done it without you Pinkie. Are the chocolates are going to be ready for tomorrow?"

"Yup Yup!! Are the poems you wrote are done?"

"Oh yeah. By the time they're reading it, they will fall over heels for their admirers." The rainbow pony yawned, then resumed, "Well, I'm going to hit the hay. Gonna stay perfectly awake for my next delivery. Goodnight Pinkie," then the young pegasus went to sleep.

"Goodnight Dashie. Sleep tight and don't let the big bugs bite."

The next morning, Rainbow Dash yet again sneaks her way into the castle and get passed the guards as well. While the two sisters were at their meeting, the stealthy pony unlocked their bedroom and planted the box hearts with poems attached to both of them. After she planted them, she stopped and heard hoofsteps coming toward this direction. She quickly rushes toward the window and fly out. Right before she left, she spotted the two sisters again.

After they've spotted her chocolates and poems, Princess Celestia read her first, "If I were the sun and you were the sky I'd never set. I'd hover above the edge of the water waiting for you to shine your stars on me so I could become bigger than what I am. I am brighter when I'm with you. Love, your secret admirer." Tears were running down from her face and respond mourning, "That... was... b... b... BEAUTIFUL!!"

Lastly, Princess Luna read her poems, "Patience you with your calm steady presence like the moon we share in shifts. My thoughts turn to your love creating its own constellation still unnamed yet pinned to the night sky. Strong and declaring as I look to the moon; it's silver glow and gaze a silent lullaby. I'm wishing I had the patience of stars. Love, your secret admirer." Then, she began to shade tears with the beautiful poetry. When her big sister comfort her, she cried, "I would really love to see my admirer!"

"The feeling is mutual, my dear sister!"

Finally, the excited pegasus jump with joy and flies off. While she's dashes toward her apartment, she could see the sisters faces when they receive her primary gift.

The next morning, at the garden beneath the sisters room, Rainbow Dash helped her friend to carry the supreme cake for the sisters. After they set it down, Pinkie Pie asked, confused, "Soooooooo, how do we get it up there without ruining it? If only we have Twilight with us, she could teleport it up there. Here I go get-"

Suddenly, the rage Pegasus stops her from getting her by tackling the random pony. She shouted, "NOOOO!! We can do this without any help from anyone!" Then, she began to examine the distance between the garden and the upper room. "Now, how do I set the cake up to their room?"

"Don't you worry, Dashie! I'll fire the cake up there with my omega party cannon!!"

The frightened pony rushes toward the cannon and trying to get the cake out of it. While she's trying to pull it out, she yelled, "Pinkie helps me out!!"

"NO DASHIE!! I ALREADY LIT THE CANNON!! ITS GONNA BLOW!!"

"WHAT?!" She tried to get it out, but the cannon just fire and crashes into the princesses room.

After she was recovered from the crash, she found everything, including herself, covered with cake and frosting. She was in total pain mode and cried, "OHMYGOSH, OHMYGOSH, OHMYGOSH, OHMYGOSH!! What have I done? But at least the princesses aren't here." When she turns around, her face was in total fear because the two sisters stood before her, and they are not happy. Worse of all, they are also covered in cake as well. She nervously spoke, "Ohhhh... hey your-"

"RAINBOW DASH," roared both the sisters. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!!"

Rainbow Dash remain silence and shake in fear. Then, Celestia shouted angrily, "Rainbow Dash!! Why is there cake covered our room?"

Then, the frightened pony responded nervously, "You see, your majesty... I was just bringing this cake for y'all. Because I am your secret-" she quickly covered her mouth before revealing the sisters the truth.

Sadly, the princesses aren't stupid. They both know what the young pony said. A fire set in their eyes and the princess of the night spoke, "You were our secret admirers this whole time, after we tell you that we're not interested with you, but you were playing tricks on us for vengeance. RAINBOW DASH!! You made us FURIOUS!!"

She fell on her back and cried, "What?! I wasn't pulling pranks on y'all. I truly meant-"

"SPARE US YOUR LIES FOOLISH PONY," roared Luna with her Equestrian voice.

Celestia calms her sister and took it from here, "Rainbow Dash, you're banned from Canterlot forever!! You are lucky we're giving mercy and not banishing you from Equestria. Now leave and never come back." Tears are running down from the sadden pony. She was about to speak, but flames were coming out of the princess mane and roared, "LEAVE!!" Finally, the rainbow pony rushed out of the castle before facing a bigger punishment.

Finally, when she got out of Canterlot, Rainbow Dash landed on the ground and sat with regrets. Then, she began to sob after the look on the sisters faces. Behind her, was the pink pony, who accidentally cause this, spoke with sadness, "Dashie... I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have-"

"No Pinkie," the depress pony stop her friend, "it's my fault. I should've quit while I had the chance. I should've known they will never go out with a loser like me. Who am I kidding, of course they will never go out with a non royalty like me!!" She stops for a while and resumed, "Tell you the truth. I actually would've loved to go out with them. Of course, it has been just a challenge, but I have actually feelings towards the princesses. Now, they will never go to take me... because I screw up."

Pinkie follow in and put her in the back. "I'm so sorry, Dashie."

She got up and tell her friend, "Come on... lets just go home... I am done with dating." When she began to walk away, Pinkie was going to cheer her up, but she didn't. Then, followed her home.

After they left the area, both of the princesses walked up and heard what the sad Pegasus said. They both stare at each other and lowered their heads in doubt.